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BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/24/2010 02:53 PM
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BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its fucking gross dude, i like almonds, i like milk, i was like OMG ALMOND MILK WHAT A GREAT IDEA


but no, no noooOOOooooo

it's like a bad horror movie
it tastes soooo bad!
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09/24/2010 02:54 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude, i got some in my fridge...it's not horrible..it's not good...it just is..
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09/24/2010 02:55 PM
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UUhh Doom please...
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09/24/2010 02:55 PM
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What has the world come to when we are milking almonds ffs
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09/24/2010 02:56 PM
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its fucking gross dude, i like almonds, i like milk, i was like OMG ALMOND MILK WHAT A GREAT IDEA


but no, no noooOOOooooo

it's like a bad horror movie
it tastes soooo bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108915


I'm very glad you posted this, because we all obviously care VERY DEEPLY about your opinions about groceries.
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09/24/2010 02:56 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it tastes amazing.

Whos milking the nuts though
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i didn't mind it Was yours still good? hf
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09/24/2010 02:57 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cow milk = I can't tolerate it anymore (getting old).

Soy milk = OK.

Rice milk = Too thin / viscous.

Goat milk = The most horrible shit known to mankind.
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09/24/2010 02:57 PM
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i love almond milk.

the vanilla flavored is really good and great on cereal.

even the plain really has no taste, so i have no idea what the OP is going off about.
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its fucking gross dude, i like almonds, i like milk, i was like OMG ALMOND MILK WHAT A GREAT IDEA


but no, no noooOOOooooo

it's like a bad horror movie
it tastes soooo bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108915


You are supposed to only drink the milk from FEMALE almonds. You should check the label next time.
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its fucking gross dude, i like almonds, i like milk, i was like OMG ALMOND MILK WHAT A GREAT IDEA


but no, no noooOOOooooo

it's like a bad horror movie
it tastes soooo bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108915



Did you get plain unsweetened? Then what the hell did you expect? Go for vanilla or chocolate with some sweetener.
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09/24/2010 02:58 PM
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Why in the world would you think anyone wound give a fuck about you and almond milk?

God this site sucks. Once the children showed up, it was all downhill.
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09/24/2010 02:59 PM
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Why in the world would you think anyone wound give a fuck about you and almond milk?

God this site sucks. Once the children showed up, it was all downhill.
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Yup, and you should be in school today.
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It's really not that bad. Was yours past the expiration date or something?
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its fucking gross dude, i like almonds, i like milk, i was like OMG ALMOND MILK WHAT A GREAT IDEA


but no, no noooOOOooooo

it's like a bad horror movie
it tastes soooo bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108915



OP

Didn't you see ? It was outdated !!!!!!!!


tounge
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09/24/2010 03:03 PM
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many cultures were soaking almonds for milk hundreds of thousands of years ago

taste of sugar water
What has the world come to when we are milking almonds ffs
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09/24/2010 03:10 PM
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Milk is mucus and soy is estrogen in a cup. I like enriched rice milk, it's good, and almond milk, it depends on t he manufacturer, but you can make you own.
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09/24/2010 03:10 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The milk from nuts is soooooooooo goooooood!!!!!
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09/24/2010 03:11 PM
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The milk from nuts is soooooooooo goooooood!!!!!
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chuckle
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09/24/2010 03:12 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does any of this has to do with impending DOOM ?

wtf

but since you asked

Soymilk is NOT OK
IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

Soy consumption completely blocks absorption of vitamins and minerals in your body
IT HAS A NEGATIVE NUTRITION EFFECT
It wrecks your stomach and bowels irreversibly
The plant estrogen can not be differentiated by your body from the actual female estrogen hormone
It is LITERALLY turning you GAY
NO, REALLY !!!!!
it's just like a female hormone injection
you start to grow boobs, lose facial hair and become a feminized sissy freak if you're a male

It is also a number one cause of female breast cancers in amerika

When my wife worked at a deli/coffe shop we made it a mental excercise to look at the people who order it in their coffee etc. - they are always very thin and frail looking with dark circles under their eyes - typical signs of MALNUTRITION

SOY IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY GIVEN TO YOU AND PROMOTED BY NEW WORLD ORDER EUGENICISTS
and SATANIC SECT OF LEFT HAND PATH CABBALIST ASHKHENAZI KHAZARS

(no not the normal jews- they are nice people with beautiful traditions)

Almond milk is actually very good for you as long as it has not been pasteurized which kills the nutrients

rant
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09/24/2010 03:15 PM
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expires nov 15

its gross man
it's vanilla flavored.
:(
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09/24/2010 03:16 PM
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expires nov 15

its gross man
it's vanilla flavored.
:(
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blue diamond also.
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09/24/2010 03:20 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does any of this has to do with impending DOOM ?

wtf

but since you asked

Soymilk is NOT OK
IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

Soy consumption completely blocks absorption of vitamins and minerals in your body
IT HAS A NEGATIVE NUTRITION EFFECT
It wrecks your stomach and bowels irreversibly
The plant estrogen can not be differentiated by your body from the actual female estrogen hormone
It is LITERALLY turning you GAY
NO, REALLY !!!!!
it's just like a female hormone injection
you start to grow boobs, lose facial hair and become a feminized sissy freak if you're a male

It is also a number one cause of female breast cancers in amerika

When my wife worked at a deli/coffe shop we made it a mental excercise to look at the people who order it in their coffee etc. - they are always very thin and frail looking with dark circles under their eyes - typical signs of MALNUTRITION

SOY IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY GIVEN TO YOU AND PROMOTED BY NEW WORLD ORDER EUGENICISTS
and SATANIC SECT OF LEFT HAND PATH CABBALIST ASHKHENAZI KHAZARS

(no not the normal jews- they are nice people with beautiful traditions)

Almond milk is actually very good for you as long as it has not been pasteurized which kills the nutrients

rant
 Quoting: LEB 1065356


Yeah, it makes MEN grow boobs and lose facial hair, but not on women - instead it messes with their thyriod, making them fat.

SOY is evil. And it's in almost everything. You really have to make all your own food from scratch to avoid it.

The only safe soy is teh fermented kind - like soy sauce. That's it.

And Almond milk is gross. I tried it for a few weeks but got too sick of the taste. I eat almonds all the time but I'm back to regular milk. Not that I drink it anyway, but it's best for tea.
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They should have pork rind milk.
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09/24/2010 03:24 PM
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They should have pork rind milk.
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Why don't you get on that then.
Milk those piggies.
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09/24/2010 03:25 PM
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fuck regular milk

the hormones those PREGNANT cows pump out are responsible for a lot of our ills.
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09/24/2010 03:26 PM
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What has the world come to when we are milking almonds ffs
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the almondity!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/24/2010 03:28 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i get organic 1% from horizon

it's BOMB
doesn't taste like cow milk, but it is.



try it.... it has lots of protein just like other milks

also i have a friend who is lactose intolerant and he can drink organic cow milk
i think the mass produced shit is bad for you for some reason.. it makes me shit like 3 hours later alwayyysss
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09/24/2010 03:33 PM
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Try cashew milk... Now that's some good shit!
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09/24/2010 03:33 PM
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gee i didn't know you can get milk out of almonds pick
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09/24/2010 03:36 PM
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Re: BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm grateful for OP's thread because I've always wondered what the deal was with milk from nuts. Sounds kinda crazy.

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