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BEWARE: ALMOND MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Try cashew milk... Now that's some good shit!
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they didnt have it, i saw that the random milks were 3 for 7.50 for half gallons [rice, soy, almond, and another one]
i got soy for my gf cuz she drinks it
and decided to try the others
rice milk is.... meh
almond milk is terrible tho
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09/24/2010 03:39 PM
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i get organic 1% from horizon

it's BOMB
doesn't taste like cow milk, but it is.



try it.... it has lots of protein just like other milks

also i have a friend who is lactose intolerant and he can drink organic cow milk
i think the mass produced shit is bad for you for some reason.. it makes me shit like 3 hours later alwayyysss
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108915


Horizon Organic Milk is really good. also has a long expiration date.

Organic milk is from cows that don't have pus-oozing infections coming out of their udders. Also, I've heard that Jersey dairy cows are the safest ones to get milk from.
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What does any of this has to do with impending DOOM ?

wtf

but since you asked

Soymilk is NOT OK
IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

Soy consumption completely blocks absorption of vitamins and minerals in your body
IT HAS A NEGATIVE NUTRITION EFFECT
It wrecks your stomach and bowels irreversibly
The plant estrogen can not be differentiated by your body from the actual female estrogen hormone
It is LITERALLY turning you GAY
NO, REALLY !!!!!
it's just like a female hormone injection
you start to grow boobs, lose facial hair and become a feminized sissy freak if you're a male

It is also a number one cause of female breast cancers in amerika

When my wife worked at a deli/coffe shop we made it a mental excercise to look at the people who order it in their coffee etc. - they are always very thin and frail looking with dark circles under their eyes - typical signs of MALNUTRITION

SOY IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY GIVEN TO YOU AND PROMOTED BY NEW WORLD ORDER EUGENICISTS
and SATANIC SECT OF LEFT HAND PATH CABBALIST ASHKHENAZI KHAZARS

(no not the normal jews- they are nice people with beautiful traditions)

Almond milk is actually very good for you as long as it has not been pasteurized which kills the nutrients

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Yeah, it makes MEN grow boobs and lose facial hair, but not on women - instead it messes with their thyriod, making them fat.

SOY is evil. And it's in almost everything. You really have to make all your own food from scratch to avoid it.

The only safe soy is teh fermented kind - like soy sauce. That's it.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1072042



THANK YOU
you are correct sir/ madam
hugs

natural fermentation is the only process that makes soy edible for humans.


you from Vancouver ? hf
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My store has 2 differnt brands of Almond Milk. The "original" is not so good...tastes closer to cow milk.
The Other one tho was Real Good.

Soy is bad news.

Goat Milk is good only if it is Fresh!
Last time I bought it at the store, the label stated that part of it was either from condensed goat milk Which is the same as that in the cans, except with water added. And yeah, that stuff is yukky.

Anyone ever had cow milk that was still warm from the cow?
When I was a kid Grandpa had cows and I loved milking time, cause I got to have milk while it still tasted good, and the cream which they didn't give me more than a teaspoon of, was really good! They sold their milk and cream, and got more money for the cream, so tough luck for me.
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09/24/2010 03:56 PM
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you should try drinking skunk milk its real good!! coffee4
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09/24/2010 04:02 PM
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Tried coconut milk recently, it's the best milk I've had.
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I have unsweetened vanilla almond milk in my coffee every morning. I love it.


You just can't be expecting it to taste like cow milk.
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09/24/2010 04:07 PM
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What has the world come to when we are milking almonds ffs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108008


I didn't know Almonds had nipples Greg.
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09/24/2010 04:20 PM
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try to avoid the squeezins and juices that "cum" outta nuts
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09/24/2010 04:37 PM
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all-man milk here
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09/24/2010 04:47 PM
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I enjoy almond milk with cereal or in soups...better than cow's milk.
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ow
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09/24/2010 04:49 PM
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Beware, choclate, koreans and so on?
New ira errora fishys feshes?
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09/24/2010 04:50 PM
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Go all to ehm sanfransisco
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09/24/2010 04:53 PM
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i like almond milk way better'n soy,

but i understand it hurts their little nipples quite a bit.
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09/24/2010 05:00 PM
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I like the slightly sweetened (60 cal stuff)...the unsweetened (40 cal) is kind of nasty.
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09/24/2010 06:27 PM
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where are the little boobies on the almond? How do that get the milk out????
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09/24/2010 07:33 PM
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bleh almond milk
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bleh almond milk
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Almond milk is spectacular for dessert
Holstein cows must be exterminated to save the world from cancers.
GMO Dairy products continue to be responsible for most all breast and uterine cancer.
Fish bones supply calcium.
Dairy also gets everyone lazy so they don't oppose TPTB.
Women eating yogurt are directly poisoned by hormones and extra specific chemicals.

I no dig dis Satan Mon de milk he is a sad thing
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09/24/2010 07:41 PM
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It's OK in some cerials and great in smoothies. Drinking it plain? Not so good.
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What does any of this has to do with impending DOOM ?

wtf

but since you asked

Soymilk is NOT OK
IT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

Soy consumption completely blocks absorption of vitamins and minerals in your body
IT HAS A NEGATIVE NUTRITION EFFECT
It wrecks your stomach and bowels irreversibly
The plant estrogen can not be differentiated by your body from the actual female estrogen hormone
It is LITERALLY turning you GAY
NO, REALLY !!!!!
it's just like a female hormone injection
you start to grow boobs, lose facial hair and become a feminized sissy freak if you're a male

It is also a number one cause of female breast cancers in amerika

When my wife worked at a deli/coffe shop we made it a mental excercise to look at the people who order it in their coffee etc. - they are always very thin and frail looking with dark circles under their eyes - typical signs of MALNUTRITION

SOY IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY GIVEN TO YOU AND PROMOTED BY NEW WORLD ORDER EUGENICISTS
and SATANIC SECT OF LEFT HAND PATH CABBALIST ASHKHENAZI KHAZARS

(no not the normal jews- they are nice people with beautiful traditions)

Almond milk is actually very good for you as long as it has not been pasteurized which kills the nutrients

rant


Yeah, it makes MEN grow boobs and lose facial hair, but not on women - instead it messes with their thyriod, making them fat.

SOY is evil. And it's in almost everything. You really have to make all your own food from scratch to avoid it.

The only safe soy is teh fermented kind - like soy sauce. That's it.




THANK YOU
you are correct sir/ madam
hugs

natural fermentation is the only process that makes soy edible for humans.


you from Vancouver ? hf
 Quoting: LEB 1065356
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Very informative thread. I didn't realize that Soy Milk is bad news. I enjoy drinking Soy milk & having it with my cereal every morning. I guess I must stop drinking Soy milk.
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Almond milk is spectacular for dessert
 Quoting: Cow Destroyer



Yes! My favorite after dinner drink used to be a buttery nipple, Bailey's with butterscotch schnapps.

You can make a close substitute with almond milk and butterscotch flavoring. YUM!!!
Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.
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Very informative thread. I didn't realize that Soy Milk is bad news. I enjoy drinking Soy milk & having it with my cereal every morning. I guess I must stop drinking Soy milk.
 Quoting: eagleman



Yeah, that's too bad, soy milk is one of the "big lies" about health food - it really isn't.

Last Edited by Catseye on 09/24/2010 09:06 PM
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Refer to the masturbation thread. They like MILK!
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09/24/2010 09:12 PM
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Cow milk = I can't tolerate it anymore (getting old).

Soy milk = OK.

Rice milk = Too thin / viscous.

Goat milk = The most horrible shit known to mankind.
 Quoting: Cactus Mark

Breast milk = ??
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09/24/2010 09:14 PM
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Almond Beer mmmm
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09/24/2010 09:16 PM
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its fucking gross dude, i like almonds, i like milk, i was like OMG ALMOND MILK WHAT A GREAT IDEA


but no, no noooOOOooooo

it's like a bad horror movie
it tastes soooo bad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108915




idiot ur supposed to mix it into your milk shakes and stuff for the vitamins ..

not drink it straight ..

u couldn't figure that out all by yourself ??
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09/24/2010 09:20 PM
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Milk makes me fart, almond milk does not. You're right. Almond milk isn't as good.
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I don't think Chinese turned soy into a beverage.
They had tempeh.
They have a kombucha fermented beverage.
Very informative thread. I didn't realize that Soy Milk is bad news. I enjoy drinking Soy milk & having it with my cereal every morning. I guess I must stop drinking Soy milk.
 Quoting: eagleman

Holstein cows must be exterminated to save the world from cancers.
GMO Dairy products continue to be responsible for most all breast and uterine cancer.
Fish bones supply calcium.
Dairy also gets everyone lazy so they don't oppose TPTB.
Women eating yogurt are directly poisoned by hormones and extra specific chemicals.

I no dig dis Satan Mon de milk he is a sad thing

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