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======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========

 
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======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Amanda Colmenero Discovers the Downside of Using Her Vagina as Meth Storage Facility.
But being a forgetful meth head, Amanda decided to store her chemical intoxicants deep in her vagina, lest she get too high and lose them. And because she stored them so deep, deputies missed them during her cavity search.

Our hero was placed in a holding cell. But when jailers checked on her the next morning, they found her unconscious and nearly dead. While Amanda had taken special care to not misplace her meth, that same care hadn't been given to the bags she used to hold her dope. One of them broke, which caused the meth to seep into her vaginal apparatus, which in turn caused her to be in deep shit.

She was rushed to a hospital where doctors discovered her secret storage compartment and removed the offending items.

Karma for the meth head.

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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Tweekers Piss me Off Running Rampant where im at
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Gold!
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At first I thought "What? You mean there could be a down side to using one's vagina as a narcotic storage facility?"

Apparently there is, or it could be an up side depending on your perspective.

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 09/28/2010 03:58 AM
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Would have been a cunt of a way to die.
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I think the real leason to take from this is to always use a condom.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

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Damn, there goes the darwin award!

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this is sad her meth addiction took over her she choose her addcition over her vagainas saftey
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Her toxic vaginal acid ate through the plastic baggy.
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I'll bet they charged her with possession for that too. I wonder if there is more up her butt.
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Her toxic vaginal acid ate through the plastic baggy.
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lol i knew someone who did this with mdma pills to get into a big party

bag broke


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lol i knew someone who did this with mdma pills to get into a big party

bag broke


dude was flyin
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You know a dude who stored drugs in his vagina?
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lol i knew someone who did this with mdma pills to get into a big party

bag broke


dude was flyin
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In da mangina?
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Her toxic vaginal acid ate through the plastic baggy.
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Blue Waffles Horror! bump

yak
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ahole! i could have gone the rest of my life never hearing that again! *cries* uhoh
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
I bet she was quite beautiful before the meth and she's only 22..a shame really.
I still totally would though, of course she'd have to remove the meth first..
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
It is very common that Women "store" something in their Vagina,
i know about a few "Water-Women" (Prostitutes)
who stored their hard-earned Money there
to protect it from their "Caretakers",
Drugs are very common but also
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Now her pussy will be a drug addict! It will be asking her to shove more drugs inside it!
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the title of this thread made me laugh
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
It is very common that Women "store" something in their Vagina,
i know about a few "Water-Women" (Prostitutes)
who stored their hard-earned Money there
to protect it from their "Caretakers",
Drugs are very common but also
Jewelery, Gold and Memorabilia!
 Quoting: Atom-Boy


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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
I bet when she was in school she never had to carry a lunch box for her PBJ sandwiches.
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
what a horribly disrespectful thing to write about a person, this website

its a very sad story, and should not be made to be funny, thats justs shows us there is something rotten in our society now a days

look at how beautiful she used to be, before whatever circumstances lead her to get addicted and imprisoned


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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
I bet she was quite beautiful before the meth and she's only 22..a shame really.
I still totally would though, of course she'd have to remove the meth first..
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Maybe she needs help with that, tell her that a fishing hook taped to your dick is the only way.
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look at how beautiful she used to be, before whatever circumstances lead her to get addicted and imprisoned


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I can see a Buggy?

Damned Drug this Meth
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
She was busted on drug charges, that's why she was being booked into jail. Drug charges that get you put into jail usually don't just mean possession and use.

Maybe she was planning to deal in prison? Wish her a full and speedy recovery though, maybe this will be what it takes to scare (and embarrass) her to go straight.
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Great a new way to tweal`k that don'y`t give you retarded "Deliverance teefes" just a very very hyperactive flabber grabber. Gotta love that mucosal tissue for dopin'.
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Her vagina tried to kill her.
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
After she got 'busted' for the vaginal stash, did she ask the arresting officers, "I've been set up! How did that get there?"
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Usually when you have some 'stache in you vijayjay it's from a boyfriend.

Maybe she misunderstood what kind of stash goes where.
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
Usually when you have some 'stache in you vijayjay it's from a boyfriend.

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I didn't know that!

How do you know that?
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Re: ======The Downside of Using your Vagina as Meth Storage Facility========
That's only half the story....they forgot the part where she had sex and that's the reason they where jammed up so deep.

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