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Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?

 
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Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
If it is, I'm going to get some. I know a sweet cookie isn't the healthiest way to go, but anything that helps to get that stuff out of me would be welcome!
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I don't know about fig newton's, but 5 dried apricots a day will cure what's ailin' you.

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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
Dates are the active ingredient. Try not to advertise for a commercial product.
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
yeah..but you have to eat two packages of them.
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
So that's why my grandma always had fig newtons.
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
Dates are the active ingredient. Try not to advertise for a commercial product.
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Date squares help me, and, okay, I won't mention a brand name again.
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
i dont think so, mostly sugar, not good for you,
eat something very high in fiber.
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09/25/2010 01:43 PM
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
I don't know about that fig Newtons, but the one that I know works very well is: PRUNES.

Eat prunes or make a tea with them. They really work without irritating your stomach and colon.
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White Castle Sliders!! Or even better Taco Bell Run for the border!!
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
If it is, I'm going to get some. I know a sweet cookie isn't the healthiest way to go, but anything that helps to get that stuff out of me would be welcome!
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How dare that you axe that question! May ALLAH boil you in an an unclean Hell of pigfat for eternity
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Combining Newton's Law of Gravity and figs can be very beneficial.
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
If it is, I'm going to get some. I know a sweet cookie isn't the healthiest way to go, but anything that helps to get that stuff out of me would be welcome!


How dare that you axe that question! May ALLAH boil you in an an unclean Hell of pigfat for eternity
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
Just get some figs... Ass-blasters in convenient fruit form.

Or get some Taco Bell or eat at Denny's, either way, your ass will thank you.
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
If it is, I'm going to get some. I know a sweet cookie isn't the healthiest way to go, but anything that helps to get that stuff out of me would be welcome!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1057865

Figs are a natural laxitive, however there isn't enough in one of thoes cookie to do any good without munchin down half the pack.

Coffee works well also. Just don't load it down with creamer... a little for the flavor if thats your bag, just not too much.

Or your could just go get you a box of exlax and be done with it...
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
Dates are the active ingredient. Try not to advertise for a commercial product.
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No, figs are the fruit in fig newtons. [link to www.nabiscoworld.com]
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fight shitstream sfan
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I'm not sure I want it cured THAT well!
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09/25/2010 04:12 PM
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Re: Is it true that fig newtons cure constipation?
Dates are the active ingredient. Try not to advertise for a commercial product.



No, figs are the fruit in fig newtons.
 Quoting: MartyWrites


Okay, I stand corrected. I always get those two mixed up.

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