Happy Ending Massage?!?! I never knew it till it happened to me today!

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5 stars

Go Kevin! W00t

Happens a lot where I am at.

Last Edited by Least Servant on 09/26/2010 07:57 PM

yep youre gay!

What where the rates?

When I said seriously? Like in shock ...

She said ... $40 HJ, $60 BJ

Initial was $50 for 1/2 hr.

It seemed legit and It felt so GD nice until the weird asking at the end.

Above me ... IM NOT GAY. I'm MARRIED.

Still in shock about it but w/e

Last Edited by KevinMartinWxMet on 09/26/2010 08:00 PM

LOL everyone fucking body is gay, even if you would bet your life on it.

but yer, if you got the hj or bj, means your wife at some stage will HJ or BJ another bloke.

Karmic debt, always needs to be paid up, pronto.

You are a good man.


A very rare thing indeed.

Excellent!!

We have a chain here called massage envy....but they're kinda high, so we go to the mall and it's good massage good deal....you must have gone to a "parlor"

Nah I don't need that extra stuff. I have a beautiful loving marriage. It was just odd being asked that. I do not get out much.

I don't know the different. Tattoo parlors are for tattoo so I was like, eh, massage parlor.

+1

Yes...must acknowledge this. Good boy.

Alright guys, so I decided to stroll INTY during the day today to pick up a nice SW. Well I get out there around 11am, and it looked pretty dead. I was starting to get disappointed, when all of a sudden I saw a Pregnant BSW at a bus stop. No way, could it really be? One of my all time fantasies was to pick up a Preggo SW. Anyways she is wearing this yellow dress and finally realizes i'm not LE and enters the car after a quick touch-test.
We start talking prices, and she tells me right off the bat no hotel room. During the day, I prefer hotels, but she was preggo so I decided maybe i'd give her a chance at a car date. Well I counter with 40 for FS, and she says she doesn't do it for lower than 60.
I am perplexed, but say "Ok then I am alright, you can get out of my car because I don't have enough." She looks at me and goes, "Well you have to give me something, I didn't get in your car for nothing." I offer her $5 to get out of my car and she got really upset, saying she needed more than that. Then she says, 45 for DATY & a BJ. I am fine with that, so we drive off to a spot. We hop in the back, everything is going good, until she decided to tell me how to give her DATY. I mean she was hitting my head if I wasn't doing it HER way, and everything. I was trying, but she said, "Don't stop until you make me Nut, cuz I'm a freak." WoW. Anyways I keep going, until she spots some weird ass dude staring at us in his car. We decided to move to a different spot.

We park and I get in the back again and start giving her DATY. I wanted a BJ more than DATY, but she was refusing to give it to me. She kept telling me, "You can nut after I nut." Well after giving her DATY for 30 min, maybe it's my inexperience or whatever, I guess I couldn't get her to nut.
I decide that's enough RISK, and I tell her you can go back to the bus stop where I picked her up. Our spot was too open, and eventhough I got a good 20-25 minutes of DATY in, I didn't get a BJ. I wanted one, but oh well, not worth the $45 to get pulled over by LE.

Anyways, I left the area without a pop. Girl was crazy too. Said she was 18 & Pregnant and showed me pictures of the BABY DADDY. Wow I don't want to see those pictures, what a crazy lady jeez!

Anyways this experience today, really makes me ponder whether I have it "in me" to hit the streets again. This was a wild experience and I don't know whether I got robbed, or if this was a fantasy with a dominant PREGGO.

Seriously, WTF......

You did the right thing, staying true to your woman. Must have taken some willpower too.

you guys all sick

and you can catch stds from BJs

did you have an erection when you turned over? if you had an erection you were having improper thoughts, even if you refused, so you are still guilty

So it was Cloudy with a 60% chance of a BJ?

use condoms. duh!

This thread is like Penthouse letters meets GLP.

What I meant to say about the above post was


WTF??????

What did your wife think?

Have your wife take a shiatsu massage class. I took it when my husband was working three jobs, and I thought I could help him relax. There were a bunch of RN's taking the class, because they could get certification for it.

Husband loved me giving him masages. There were men in the class I took, too, so there are probably some pretty happy wives around.

not necessarily. its when theyre rubbing close to the thighs that you will get a hard on. sometimes i just do away with the towel and go bare. towel hinders their work.

I'll be honest. I never had an erection through the entire thing even turning over and rubbing the top of my legs.

they give away bj and hj for free like candy on craigslist!!!

massages are harder to find, but if u ain't ugly they're there too

dang...

i am hard when my pants come off.

that shit gives a bad name to the real massage therapists.. good on ya kevin