Girlfriend overheard I would eat her to survive. How to salvage relationship?

She isn't into all the things that are on this site is she? I hope she wouldn't think that you are killing her and eating her, which I don't think OP meant. I think he meant that if she died and he had to survive, he would eat her. If I am already dead and it helped my family make it another day or two, it wouldn't upset me in the least!

I hope you enjoy your new life of celibacy.

u idiot!

You sick bastard. The man is supposed to protect his woman, not eat her!

eat her then.

You're more scary than the op...lol

Do realize that you have stumbled on to a gold mine!!!

What a fabulous way to dump a boring chick!

Rent A Boy and His Dog with her and cozy up to a nice fire...

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Vic and Quilla discover on the surface that Blood is starving as he was not able to find food without Vic, because Blood is an elderly dog and has a broken leg from an earlier fight with a raider's dog. Blood is near death. Vic faces a difficult situation, and in a twist ending, it is implied he kills his new love and cooks her to save Blood as a bonfire is shown barbecuing food. This is implicit; Quilla disappears from the remainder of the story. In the film, the following dialog suggests her fate: Blood states "Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste."

"If she was going to be eaten anyway...

wouldn't she rather it be you?"

And barbecue sauce

Tell her you were talking about her taco and then nail her.

Either call Obama and he can tell you how to lie to people and get away with it or start looking for a new girlfriend...

Tell her she's the weaker sense and it only makes sense for you to brave the world rather than her..you could also sell her on the 'easy out' escape from hell on earth..but the most convincing argument would be to make it really sexy -- like give her some e and pretend you're a vampire -- you can learn how to bite really good too without causing too much pain, you just have to file down your incisors with a mini-torch.

Just don't fuck the carcass when she's been drained*, that's fucking sick and wrong.

*this is actually a great way to prepare the meet, you essentially get a free meal by using the blood draining method as apertif

I'm saving this one to use on my girlfriend. Bon appetit!

Corned Human and Cabbage

One 3-pound human brisket, soaked in brine
2 Tbsp allspice
8 whole cloves
4 bay leaves
Assorted vegetables (carrots, squash, bell peppers, eggplant, onions, etc.)
Freshly ground black pepper
preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Place the corned human in a colander in the sink and rinse well under cold running water. Place the corned human in a large Dutch Oven with a tight-fitting lid; add the water, bay leaves, peppercorns, allspice and cloves. Bring to a boil, uncovered, and skim off any scum (many humans are full of scum). Cover and place in oven, then braise until tender, about 4 hours. Remove meat to a cutting board and cover with foil to keep warm. Add vegetables to cooking liquids and bring to a boil. Lower heat and simmer for about 20 minutes. Carve the human into thin slices and serve with the vegetables.

My stomach is growling after reading that delicious recipe! Yummy for my tummy!

tell her her new nickname is 'sizzler'

Deep fried inner labia! Mmmmmhmmmm!

Man this is a loaded question.
Tell her this way she would always be with you.




Last Edited by Cyndexia on 09/27/2010 10:38 PM

im sure you'd have to be really desperate to eat her, you'd much rather eat cocks and cum all day everyday, fag.

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She should have replied that she would do the same and that roasted balls dipped in cream sauce was her fave!

How dare you criticize the OP. There is nothing wrong with eating your girlfriend if the situation requires. It's not like the OP would be eating his wife...it's just a girlfriend for crying out loud.

Yeah, eating your wife would be just sick. But eating a girlfriend sounds pretty normal to me.

I think I would rather die than resort to cannabilism.

You have no idea what you're missing...thigh tenders. mmmm

it isn't good advice unless you chose to remain invertebrate in your interactions with women
and in return vibrate with that ilk

otoc is right- eating her for survival is a deal breaker
if you meant it and she knows it then
end of-let it sink in then let it go

you are not brimming with respect for this girl, clearly and if she came back and said it was helpful/useful/ acceptable to think like that and she was cool with it- really and truly, to think like that- and only you can answer that one honestly-
would you respect her any more?

and would she be respecting herself?
and how cool is that kind of relationship anyway?

you should have your own thoughts on this to contend with
but you don't seem to want to go there

your choice

that's a sad conversation you are having with your friend btw
good luck with your survivalism
and hope for some prouder moments to reflect on than this



maybe don't bother with a girlfriend just now
i think you'll find that's good advice

Thought I would update the situation. My girlfriend has decided to get back together with me but she says she has lost a lot of trust in me so she's not sure where the relationship will go. She said my comment about eating her was the worst thing anyone has ever said about her. I'll have to be very cautious about what I say for a while and I probably won't be able to joke about it for some time.

lol

u r a tard like most males