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I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/27/2010 09:51 PM
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I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!
It is lonely out here in the woods, not alot of us around and I am bored...
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alien03
butt
... poop
BloodRed

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~ Do you have dreadlocks? ;)
~ Y'all Are CrAzY Doom Tards!! But I love y'all anyway... well, not the shills, not so much... ~

~ Wanna know what we're all here for? THEY know: [link to www.youtube.com] ... So if _THEY_ can manage this, why in the world are WE such hateful fail-tards, people ........ ? ~
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Re: I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!
how do you rid yourself of fleas and why do you stink so bad.
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~ Do you have dreadlocks? ;)
 Quoting: BloodRed


Not purposely!
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09/27/2010 09:57 PM
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do you think that Hans Solo is a true friend to your race or he was just trying to be cool?
dreadlock sasquatch

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09/27/2010 09:58 PM
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do i know you??
:minimoran::Dsas::minimoran:
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How many words per minute can you type?
Are you really just a Canadian female?

Last Edited by Magnus74 on 09/27/2010 09:59 PM
"When you come to behead me, be careful not to bruise the face."
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how do you rid yourself of fleas and why do you stink so bad.
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Fleas I can never seem to rid my self of them pesty buggers and I stink so bad because its hard to wipe my hairy ass... The poop just gets stuck in the hair.. My armpits are like weapons of mass destruction because it's hot in all this damn furr.
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how big is ur cock.
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do i know you??
 Quoting: dreadlock sasquatch


It may be Mick Hucknall from Simply Red.
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do i know you??
 Quoting: dreadlock sasquatch


No, but are you the true Sasquatch King of the Pacific Northwest? If so I bow to you!
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how big is ur cock.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1095537


I am hung like a chineese kid! It's kind of imbarrasing! Hard to find through all of the furr... I pee on myself alot... And no im not a canadian chick.... More like a french chick on a hot summer day!
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do i know you??


No, but are you the true Sasquatch King of the Pacific Northwest? If so I bow to you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107883

sorry, i just rule the great lakes region...
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how do you rid yourself of fleas and why do you stink so bad.


Fleas I can never seem to rid my self of them pesty buggers and I stink so bad because its hard to wipe my hairy ass... The poop just gets stuck in the hair.. My armpits are like weapons of mass destruction because it's hot in all this damn furr.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107883

WIPING YOUR ASS IS LIKE getting peanut butter outa shag carpet..HUH?
Cyndexia

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09/27/2010 10:15 PM
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Where have you been hiding out?
"Sometimes the object of the Journey may not be the end, but the Journey itself"


:2013:
Email:
Cyndexia@Live.com :)
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Re: I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!
how do you rid yourself of fleas and why do you stink so bad.


Fleas I can never seem to rid my self of them pesty buggers and I stink so bad because its hard to wipe my hairy ass... The poop just gets stuck in the hair.. My armpits are like weapons of mass destruction because it's hot in all this damn furr.

WIPING YOUR ASS IS LIKE getting peanut butter outa shag carpet..HUH?
 Quoting: FreeDoom



That is a true assumption.. But I use it to my advantage.. I go into a neighborhood and the peanut butter poop attracks the cats and dogs as I lay fake dead in a field.. Once they come to snack that is when my snack begins!
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Where have you been hiding out?
 Quoting: Cyndexia


I rome the hills north of San Francisco looking for a friend...
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What's your relationship to Michelle Obama?
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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What's your relationship to Michelle Obama?
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead


She might me a third cousin? Not to sure but that is the rumor floating around here in the area....
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09/29/2010 12:25 AM
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Re: I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!
~ Do you feel bad when those jerks on the commercial tease you with beef jerky, (kinda like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls away the football while you try to kick it?), and does it make you feel better to beat them down?
~ Y'all Are CrAzY Doom Tards!! But I love y'all anyway... well, not the shills, not so much... ~

~ Wanna know what we're all here for? THEY know: [link to www.youtube.com] ... So if _THEY_ can manage this, why in the world are WE such hateful fail-tards, people ........ ? ~
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09/29/2010 09:11 PM
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belongs on page one
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09/29/2010 09:24 PM
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Boxers or Tighty Whities?

Do you have thumbs?

Can you talk to other forrest animals?
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2010 09:27 PM
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Re: I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!
Is it true that you have a horrible stench?
Darth Shadow
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09/29/2010 09:52 PM
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Geez, dude...

How big is your keyboard?

wtf
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09/29/2010 09:56 PM
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Re: I am a real life Sasquatch..... Ask me a question!
Oh great! Now GLP is a meeting place for Yeti's.

Look we need to either locate and kill the remaining Yeti population or delete this thread.


Send the Yeti's back to Mars where they belong!!!

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