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RACOONS ARE SNEAKY CREATURES

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 10:48 PM
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I have my door open tonight since its perfect weather out
and is nice to get fresh air inside the apartment
well i am sitting very near the door i can see out on the front yard
and i just saw 2 racoons ,
the first didnt notice me but they walk like they are on air and look sneaky
the second one following him turned and looked at me becuase by that time i was standing up on the couch ready to jump trying not to scream
since they were so clsoe
and i was scared they were going to come in
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 10:50 PM
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yes they are!
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 10:51 PM
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Feed them some bread
the Questeon ?
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09/28/2010 10:51 PM
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they are bandits thats why god gave them masks
Taz
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09/28/2010 10:52 PM

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we used to hear this random "pop" sound for years could never figure it out. Wasn't until we switched trash companies and they provided a rubber trash can we figured it out. It was the Coons popping the top off people trash cans up and down the street.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/28/2010 10:53 PM
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yes they are!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1112916

have you had an experience with them
Anonymous Coward
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508527

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09/28/2010 10:57 PM
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be careful around them they will fuck you up.
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 10:57 PM
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A friend of mine had a cat that would go out through a small cat door they had made in the door for the cat to go and come back in as it pleased. Anyhow they were noticing that the cat was going through its food like it was going out of style.

Anyhow one morning when my friend went downstairs for breakfast she realized the reason for the cat's ravenous hunger. Turns out that two raccoons had figured out the door thing as well and were eating the cat's food. She said the worse part was trying to get them out the door with the broom. They did want no part of it and were defending their cat food. Crafty creatures.
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 10:58 PM
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Racoons are cute.
Cow Destroyer

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09/28/2010 11:02 PM
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I think you look sneakier.
Please dont steal my car.
Holstein cows must be exterminated to save the world from cancers.
GMO Dairy products continue to be responsible for most all breast and uterine cancer.
Fish bones supply calcium.
Dairy also gets everyone lazy so they don't oppose TPTB.
Women eating yogurt are directly poisoned by hormones and extra specific chemicals.

I no dig dis Satan Mon de milk he is a sad thing
wolverine

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09/28/2010 11:03 PM

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racoons hate russians
SLAM THAT CLAM
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/28/2010 11:04 PM
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I think you look sneakier.
Please dont steal my car.
 Quoting: Cow Destroyer

what kind of car uhave
anon
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09/28/2010 11:07 PM
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they are intelligent and inquisitive.
they don't know you think this is hell.
perhaps we could hope to be so smart as they.
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:07 PM
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hahahaha

that was awesome
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


Wtf! Little thief!
the prophecyer

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09/28/2010 11:08 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1108008


lol, what's a raccoon going to do with a rug?
Try not. do, or do not. There is no try!

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Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:09 PM
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Florida emerald coast camping..raccoons came up begging for food and pretty much were tame..

the mosquitoes were not though those bastards are hideous


raccoons? they move electric not heavy on the ground/sand..


mosquitoes go in for the kill


and what is up with the southern towns on the western side of Fla? they close shops at 6 pm could it be the skeeters?
trailerparkboy

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09/28/2010 11:09 PM
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racxoons? how? much needed here.


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Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:11 PM
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LOL, that is pretty sneaky.

Almost as sneaky as a Democrat in Washington stealing more money from your wallet ...

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Cow Destroyer

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09/28/2010 11:12 PM
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mazda
what kind of car uhave
 Quoting: ttownrussiangirl

Holstein cows must be exterminated to save the world from cancers.
GMO Dairy products continue to be responsible for most all breast and uterine cancer.
Fish bones supply calcium.
Dairy also gets everyone lazy so they don't oppose TPTB.
Women eating yogurt are directly poisoned by hormones and extra specific chemicals.

I no dig dis Satan Mon de milk he is a sad thing
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:12 PM
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lol, what's a raccoon going to do with a rug?
 Quoting: the prophecyer

Maybe some warmth for its nest?
Cow Destroyer

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09/28/2010 11:13 PM
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I think Russians train them.
racoons hate russians
 Quoting: wolverine

Holstein cows must be exterminated to save the world from cancers.
GMO Dairy products continue to be responsible for most all breast and uterine cancer.
Fish bones supply calcium.
Dairy also gets everyone lazy so they don't oppose TPTB.
Women eating yogurt are directly poisoned by hormones and extra specific chemicals.

I no dig dis Satan Mon de milk he is a sad thing
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:14 PM
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You see some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my vessssst!


No coons.
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:15 PM
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I gave a temporary pet racoon we saved a cap full of beer once, it rolled over on its back and was drunk for 3 hours, I felt terrible for it but it did chill it out for a few hour so it stopped opening the refrigerator to climb the shelves.

They are fun until they get to about a bowling ball size and they get crazy on you.
fugggg-it
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09/28/2010 11:16 PM
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Real cute till you get one with rabies.

Take precautions.

fugggg-it
Hillcrest

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09/28/2010 11:16 PM
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Real cute till you get one with rabies.

Take precautions.

fugggg-it
 Quoting: fugggg-it 1101842


+1
Water always wins. :sun:
Hawk0

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09/28/2010 11:19 PM
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I got dibs on the TTOWN/COON offspring. I bet a I could makea fortune on the State Fair circuit.
:minimoran:
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09/28/2010 11:20 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:21 PM
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Chilling around the campfire while camping in the Ozarks when I heard something on the edge of our camp. Grabbed a flashlight just in time to catch one of those sneaky masked bandits trying to make off with a roll of my duct tape.
CrazyJarhead

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09/28/2010 11:21 PM
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They're great for dessert.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:21 PM
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I have my door open tonight since its perfect weather out
and is nice to get fresh air inside the apartment
well i am sitting very near the door i can see out on the front yard
and i just saw 2 racoons ,
the first didnt notice me but they walk like they are on air and look sneaky
the second one following him turned and looked at me becuase by that time i was standing up on the couch ready to jump trying not to scream
since they were so clsoe
and i was scared they were going to come in
 Quoting: ttownrussiangirl

Thats why they are born with a burglar mask. tounge

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