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I don't want to do anything with my life

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:43 PM
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I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.
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09/28/2010 11:45 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077



you are like myself a visionary.


add xbox live and recreational drug use to your list and you have my 'Super Six' activities.



pin this immediately, this is not a drill.
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09/28/2010 11:46 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I know someone on here will call me a "Loser"
But ask yourself this, Do you wake up every morning with a huge grin on your face?

I do.
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09/28/2010 11:47 PM

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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077


Son, clean up the basement, your mother and I need to get the Thanksgiving decorations out of the basement and we could not find it with all of your trash laying around.

Love,
DAD
trailerparkboy

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09/28/2010 11:49 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I know someone on here will call me a "Loser"
But ask yourself this, Do you wake up every morning with a huge grin on your face?

I do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077



yes, i agree profoundly.

i am not joking, i had an epiphany some years ago and have only done what i wanted too ever since.

which isnt much by sheeple programmed ideals.


but they will die having lived free for only a fraction of their lives.
EffenJerk

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09/28/2010 11:49 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I know someone on here will call me a "Loser"
But ask yourself this, Do you wake up every morning with a huge grin on your face?

I do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077


I would too if I was 35 and lived in my mom's basement. Does your mom buy you jack-off lube or does she save a buck and just spit in your hand?
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09/28/2010 11:49 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
you are like myself a visionary.
 Quoting: trailerparkboy

Indeed.

add xbox live and recreational drug use to your list and you have my 'Super Six' activities.
 Quoting: trailerparkboy

You know what? I think you're awesome!
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:50 PM
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meh
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09/28/2010 11:50 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077



Been there and done that! Lived like that for 20 years leisure!
If you got the means then all power to you!
but remember,
No ambition = Loser
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:51 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077



you = pathetic loser with no future.
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09/28/2010 11:52 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I would too if I was 35 and lived in my mom's basement.
 Quoting: EffenJerk

Don't live in a basement, I have my own bedroom.

Does your mom buy you jack-off lube or does she save a buck and just spit in your hand?
 Quoting: EffenJerk

That's incredibly disgusting but expected from your kind.

You're much too busy doing drone work to be concerned with spiritual enlightenment and internal tranquility.
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09/28/2010 11:52 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
No ambition = Loser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031339

how did you and i almost post the same thing?
damned
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09/28/2010 11:54 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
Been there and done that! Lived like that for 20 years leisure!
If you got the means then all power to you!
but remember,
No ambition = Loser
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1031339

I have plenty of ambition. Ambition to sleep, relax, eat good food, watch TV, and mess around on the web.
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:55 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
i was wondering what was wrong with my son - sadly now i know
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:57 PM
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Humans operate in three spheres of "possibility": Having doing and being. Most people are remarkably adept and busy with the first two, especially if they are fixated on greed, status and "success". Thus, they have little time left for the third. Few have mastered the third "path". Now, the third path leads to wisdom
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09/28/2010 11:57 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
i was wondering what was wrong with my son - sadly now i know
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 911513

Nothing wrong with living the good life.
Uriel
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09/28/2010 11:57 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.


Son, clean up the basement, your mother and I need to get the Thanksgiving decorations out of the basement and we could not find it with all of your trash laying around.

Love,
DAD
 Quoting: FubarMan

lmao
Anonymous Coward
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09/28/2010 11:58 PM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I'm a Loser too!

don't mind it at all!

in fact I enjoy my freedom
EffenJerk

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09/29/2010 12:01 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I would too if I was 35 and lived in my mom's basement.

Don't live in a basement, I have my own bedroom.


Does your mom buy you jack-off lube or does she save a buck and just spit in your hand?

That's incredibly disgusting but expected from your kind.

You're much too busy doing drone work to be concerned with spiritual enlightenment and internal tranquility.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077


I heard that the quickest path to the highest levels of spiritual enlightenment and internal tranquility is a nifty dose of heroin. What say you Mr. Nirvana?
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09/29/2010 12:01 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
What does it mean to be a "winner" in life?
Working some job that has no real meaningful purpose,
so you can buy all the latest shiny toys and gadgets TV tells you to buy, and of course you're still broke cause even if you get a raise you have to up your lifestyle to match, because what's the point of making more money if you can't show others you're better than them? So you get married, have a slave job as a cog in the machine, kids, retirement...
I completely reject the idea that being a "winner" or "loser" in life means how much you chase that carrot on a stick, how fast you can run in that hamster wheel, and that the one who dies with the most toys wins. create something, write some music, draw some art, that shit lasts forever. your toys don't. stop and talk to squirrels and birds. look at the sky. Do you realize how many people go through their entire day without ever looking UP? That's very symbolic.
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
Humans operate in three spheres of "possibility": Having doing and being. Most people are remarkably adept and busy with the first two, especially if they are fixated on greed, status and "success". Thus, they have little time left for the third. Few have mastered the third "path". Now, the third path leads to wisdom
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113687

Thanks! I'm definitely a 3rd pather.

Even if those of you here don't wish to be like me, that is fine, but at least take a few hours out of each day to enjoy what you have.
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2010 12:04 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
Perpetual adolescents.

This is why the end is near, the universe at large likes people to be strong. Not a bunch coddled morons.
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09/29/2010 12:05 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
How old are you?

I'm assuming you live with your parents since you have a roof over your head but don't work.
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09/29/2010 12:06 AM
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Some people reach their potential in life sooner than others.

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2.) Sharpie
3.) Busy intersection
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09/29/2010 12:08 AM
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Sounds great!
The Lemon

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09/29/2010 12:11 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I am perfectly satisfied with surfing the internet, eating good food, watching TV, and jerking off all day.

I have no desire for a job, wife, kids, or lame house with a white picket fence. Fuck the American dream, I'm living my own dream!

I pity all the slave drones who drag themselves into work every morning. Poor bastards! I wake up around 11 am every day, and its always a choice. I can always go back to bed if I wish.

If only you poor saps could live my wonderful life....well actually you can, if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113077


Have you thought about working from home?
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2010 12:15 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
I too am like you, alot. I finished High School but not going to college, only work a couple days a week and do what you do (surf the net, watch tv, etc.) I don't think what we do is healthy though and if I had the money I might go see a therapist because I am mentally and physically in pain (headaches, and general discomfort). I hate being called shit by my family and them telling me to get a job (real job) and go to school.. right now I don't see how that will make me happy in life. Although I know what I'm doing right now sure as hell is happiness, but I rather do this than work my ass off and be miserable or go to school and pay all of my work money just for tuition to learn about meaningless b.s. and accumulate debt after graduation... just to make my family happy that I "went to college" no thanks..
Anonymous Coward
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09/29/2010 12:15 AM
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I meant *sure as hell ISN'T happiness
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09/29/2010 12:16 AM
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Re: I don't want to do anything with my life
Perpetual adolescents.

This is why the end is near, the universe at large likes people to be strong. Not a bunch coddled morons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657

I don't think the universe has any preferences concerning humanity. We're just tiny, little specs in a vast universe.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/29/2010 12:19 AM
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How old are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 357606

I have no recollection of my beginning, so I may in fact be infinite. My physical body is approx 28 years of age.

I'm assuming you live with your parents since you have a roof over your head but don't work.
 Quoting: EffenJerk

I live with one parental guardian, lol
He doesn't do much work either because he's retired and lives off of pensions, and investments.
EffenJerk

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09/29/2010 12:22 AM
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I completely reject the idea that being a "winner" or "loser" in life means how much you chase that carrot on a stick, how fast you can run in that hamster wheel, and that the one who dies with the most toys wins. create something, write some music, draw some art, that shit lasts forever. your toys don't. stop and talk to squirrels and birds. look at the sky. Do you realize how many people go through their entire day without ever looking UP? That's very symbolic.
 Quoting: SpaceCoyote 1113696


Here's the problem with dumb fucking bastards such a yourself. If every single person went through life as you presribe then there would be neither internet nor computers, nor Hot Pockets, nor microwaves, nor NFL, nor movies, nor TV, nor HVAC (heating & cooling for you dumb mother fuckers), nor indoor plumbing, nor houses, nor cars, nor airplanes, nor mass scale food production, nor medicine, nor hospitals, nor doctors, nor dentists nor roads, nor bridges, nor boats, nor eyeglasses, nor shopping malls, nor quick marts nor anything else you put your grimy little rat claws on every day except your whack-a-mole.

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