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i have never owned a gun

 
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09/29/2010 02:38 PM
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i've never owned a purple scooter

Then it's about time you did! If you don't EXERCISE your rights , you will surely lose them.

Remember, when they outlaw purple scooters, only outlaws will have purple scooters.



Now , Now he could get any color scooter. Remember, equal protection under the law. You dont want Jesse & Al coming down on you because you only support Purple Scooters.
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Who's Jesse & Al...and do ya think I can get a purple scooter at Big Lots??
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09/29/2010 02:40 PM
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Re: i have never owned a gun
Jakson & Sharpton

And yes I believe that you can!
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09/29/2010 02:43 PM

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And proud of it
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Don't come begging when you need one...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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And proud of it


Don't come begging when you need one...
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He had better get used to begging.
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And proud of it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113790


You are the kind that will be easy to rob.

We need more like you to keep the society alive.

Thanks
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09/29/2010 05:14 PM
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Re: i have never owned a gun
i've never owned a purple scooter

Then it's about time you did! If you don't EXERCISE your rights , you will surely lose them.

Remember, when they outlaw purple scooters, only outlaws will have purple scooters.



Now , Now he could get any color scooter. Remember, equal protection under the law. You dont want Jesse & Al coming down on you because you only support Purple Scooters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1051137
Well, yes and no. Most green scooters are banned because they have no purpose other than to ride aimlessly in the park . Scooters with high capacity tires are banned regardless of color. You can't own a full auto scooter unless you pay out the ass for licensing and are willing to submit to random inspections from the BATS. Same goes for noise suppressors.

The founding fathers are spinning in their graves.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of scooters. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and ride scooters is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
SnapCase22

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09/29/2010 05:20 PM
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Well that's great. Not quite ballsey enough posting it here though. What you should do is have your neighbours hang a sign that points to your house and says "Attention Burglurs, Rapists and Home invaders: My Neighbour doesn't believe in owning guns!"
GOOD DAY SIR...I SAID GOOD DAY!
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09/29/2010 05:22 PM
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So where do you live again?
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09/29/2010 05:23 PM
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Remember this post when you are the victim of a home invasion and your life is in danger.
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_When_, not _if_? Wow. Things are worse than I thought over there!
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clappa
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And proud of it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1113790


Why don't you cut your hands and feet of too? Just in case you are tempted to use them to harm someone.
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02/07/2013 07:30 AM
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OP, good luck with this thread on GLP where are many, many gun users that feel castrated if they have no gun. The lower one spiritually one vibrates, the more he like guns.
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'i have never been capable of defending myself, or my family, against an armed criminal, because i am afraid of an inanimate object'

'and i'm proud of it'

is how i'm understanding your statement.
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OP, good luck with this thread on GLP where are many, many gun users that feel castrated if they have no gun. The lower one spiritually one vibrates, the more he like guns.
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'i am a disarmed austrian, who follows the teachings of my fellow austrian adolf hitler, in seeking to disarm the world'


is how i read your post.
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BFD 5a
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02/07/2013 09:26 AM
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OP, good luck with this thread on GLP where are many, many gun users that feel castrated if they have no gun. The lower one spiritually one vibrates, the more he like guns.
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'i am a disarmed austrian, who follows the teachings of my fellow austrian adolf hitler, in seeking to disarm the world'


is how i read your post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32213631

I read it different: Love is the key as for instance Ghanndi practiced. Please do not name Adolf Hitler an Austrian. We kicked his ass out of Austria and this mentally retarded person could only make his career in Germany.

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