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Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/01/2010 05:30 PM
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Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Stupid fucking Ketchup..
piss off..
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10/01/2010 05:36 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Its ketchup!

not faggity "toe mah toe sauce"

Now go throw another shrimp (or prawn) on the barbie!
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10/01/2010 05:37 PM
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10/01/2010 05:39 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
it has never been called that here... it just another US corporation sticking your snot nosed culture up our arses..

you can stick your ketchup where the sun don't shine..
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10/01/2010 05:41 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Dude, do your research FIRST! In the 1690s the Chinese mixed together a concoction of pickled fish and spices and called it ke-tsiap. By the early 18th century, the table sauce had made it to the Malay states (present day Malaysia), where it was discovered by British explorers, and by 1740, it had become an English staple. Although today's ketchup is tomato based, it did not appear until about a century after other types. By 1801, a recipe for tomato ketchup was created by Sandy Addison and was later printed in an American cookbook, the Sugar House Book.[3] James Mease published another recipe in 1812. In 1824, a ketchup recipe using tomatoes appeared in The Virginia Housewife (an influential 19th-century cookbook written by Mary Randolph, Thomas Jefferson's cousin).

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10/01/2010 05:42 PM
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Do you put tomato sauce on your kanga bangas?
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10/01/2010 05:44 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Tomato sauce is for spaghetti. Ketchup is ketchup.
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10/01/2010 05:48 PM
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it has never been called that here... it just another US corporation sticking your snot nosed culture up our arses..

you can stick your ketchup where the sun don't shine..
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Dumb ass. Americans didn't invent Ketchup or name it that.
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10/01/2010 05:49 PM
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Tomato sauce is for spaghetti. Ketchup is ketchup.
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Surprising as to why Aussies call it tomatoe sauce.
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10/01/2010 05:50 PM

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it has never been called that here... it just another US corporation sticking your snot nosed culture up our arses..

you can stick your ketchup where the sun don't shine..
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Tomato sauce is for spaghetti. Ketchup is ketchup.
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Fuggetabout it! We put "gravy" on our spaghetti.....
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10/01/2010 05:53 PM
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it has never been called that here... it just another US corporation sticking your snot nosed culture up our arses..

you can stick your ketchup where the sun don't shine..
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Fuck off, meatbag.
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
it has never been called that here... it just another US corporation sticking your snot nosed culture up our arses..

you can stick your ketchup where the sun don't shine..


Dumb ass. Americans didn't invent Ketchup or name it that.
 Quoting: The Monk 936918

Actually the modern of version which is known world wide as "Ketchup" we did invent...the original "ke-tsiap" from China is made from pickled fish piss and spices or some weirdo chinese crud and I don't even think it had tomato in it...
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10/01/2010 05:57 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.
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No, really, shut the fuck up.
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Tomatoes are native to the Americas. WTH have you pommies ever given the world?
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10/01/2010 05:59 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1114974

hey aussie, i just tongue-punched your moms fart box with a nice cup of vegimite.
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Tomato sauce is for spaghetti. Ketchup is ketchup.


Surprising as to why Aussies call it tomatoe sauce.
 Quoting: The Monk 936918

Because they are a bunch of dumbasses who said...uuuhg...tomato...ooohh...and it's in a sauce....tomato sauce...they call relish "Pickle spread" and Mustard "Yellow sauce" because they don't know wtf "Mustard" is....Guns used to be called "Boom Sticks" and electricity is still called "Magic that make light go on"....

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10/01/2010 06:02 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Tomato sauce is for spaghetti. Ketchup is ketchup.


Surprising as to why Aussies call it tomatoe sauce.

Because they are a bunch of dumbasses who said...uuuhg...tomato...ooohh...and it's in a sauce....tomato sauce...they call relish "Pickle spread" and Mustard "Yellow sauce" because they don't know wtf "Mustard" is....Guns used to be called "Boom Sticks" and electricity is still called "Magic that make light go on"....

They aren't the most shiny ornaments on the tree down there....
 Quoting: SHR


"Magic that make light go on"

That cracked me up for some strange reason. 1rof1
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10/01/2010 06:03 PM
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Aussies talk funny because they all walk around upsidedown. The brain rushes to their heads and causes all kinds of problems!
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1114974


It's just food, who cares!!!! lol
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10/01/2010 06:04 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
Do you put tomato sauce on your kanga bangas?
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LOL
I don't eat roo.. never seen roo sausages but you probably can get them.. 9 out 10 would probably use 'sauce' on the if they eat them .. so I guess the answer is yes.
:P
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10/01/2010 06:06 PM
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1114974


Wow, you guys have your own little culture now? Ah, that's so cute!
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10/01/2010 06:10 PM
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Go fuck another kangaroo and leave us over here alone.....THAT IS ALL...
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10/01/2010 06:13 PM
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Aussies talk funny because they all walk around upsidedown. The brain rushes to their heads and causes all kinds of problems!
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chuckle

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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.


Wow, you guys have your own little culture now? Ah, that's so cute!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 430043

cute like babypins fukko..
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Stupid fucking Ketchup..
piss off..
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1114974



Tomato Sauce is for spaghetti.....ketchup is NOT "Tomato Sauce" tomato
(a tomato PRODUCT...yes...but not "sauce")

Ketchup goes on your hambugers and fries.

....and so it has been for 130 years.

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Tomato sauce is for spaghetti. Ketchup is ketchup.


Surprising as to why Aussies call it tomatoe sauce.

Because they are a bunch of dumbasses who said...uuuhg...tomato...ooohh...and it's in a sauce....tomato sauce...they call relish "Pickle spread" and Mustard "Yellow sauce" because they don't know wtf "Mustard" is....Guns used to be called "Boom Sticks" and electricity is still called "Magic that make light go on"....

They aren't the most shiny ornaments on the tree down there....
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LMAO! That's the funniest thing I have ever read on this fucking forum. lol! Now you know the aborigines are smarter than the white man down there. ROFL.
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Re: Fuck you Americans and your stupid names..leave our Tomato Sauce alone..
yeh ...obviously the day they added tomato it became tomato sauce... I couldn't give a flying fuck where you drongos think it originated.... it's like all the dumbfuck Australians that use ass instead of arse... they are being slowly Americanised(with a 's' and not a fucking 'z')

Nepolitana sauce is what is used with pasta
(Sugo al Pomodoro Napolitana)
but go ahead and twist up another fucking culture to suit your own ends... It seems you can't help yourselves.


Wow, you guys have your own little culture now? Ah, that's so cute!

cute like babypins fukko..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1114974


Sorry, come again?
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Ketchup goes on your hambugers and fries.
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You'll call it whatever the Queen tells you to call it, and you'll like it.

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