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I think I caught my friend sister masturbating

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 01:58 AM
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I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
She's hot...

So it was that time when we were out, then we came back around 1AM... and she was still awake... and watching tv...

But there was a strong honey smell...

I was smelling it, but my friend couldn't smell it... it was his sister...

So was she masturbating and her juice smelled like honey? And my friend didn't smell it because it was his sister?
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10/03/2010 02:03 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
She's hot...

So it was that time when we were out, then we came back around 1AM... and she was still awake... and watching tv...

But there was a strong honey smell...

I was smelling it, but my friend couldn't smell it... it was his sister...

So was she masturbating and her juice smelled like honey? And my friend didn't smell it because it was his sister?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117134


okay, ask her out already
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 02:03 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
btw, it smells like fish
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10/03/2010 02:04 AM
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wtf
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10/03/2010 02:05 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
btw, it smells like fish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117780

iT'S not suppose to! Stay out of that!
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10/03/2010 02:06 AM
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gives
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 02:06 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
I'm moving to canada.

American girls smell like fish =(
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/03/2010 02:07 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
I'm moving to canada.

American girls smell like fish =(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1001177

She smelled like honey. It was a delicious scent.
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10/03/2010 02:08 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Maybe she was on her rag......
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 02:10 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Probably the crackers and jar of honey mustard that you didn't notice on the table...because you were too busy thinking how hot she is.

Of course whenever there is a hot girl around and a funny smell...they must have been masturbating, right?
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 02:11 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
You dumbasses! if it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone! duh!
So if a bitch is smelling real good and perfumy down there, she's got an STD! IF it smells natural, like it should, then most likely she's healthy.But you dumbasses wouldn't know anything about that because you never get laid. Women are supposed to have a natural clean smell to their vaginas, they are not supposed to smell like Country flower!

Stop reading porn magazines and stop watching porn and get up the courage to go out and really find out for yourselves>
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/03/2010 02:11 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Probably the crackers and jar of honey mustard that you didn't notice on the table...because you were too busy thinking how hot she is.

Of course whenever there is a hot girl around and a funny smell...they must have been masturbating, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117914

There was no honey mustard. Believe me on that.

I'm pretty sure she was masturbating.
DNAprototype

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10/03/2010 02:12 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Too graphic man. Dang. I'm hallucinating scents and shit.

dude_wtf!?
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10/03/2010 02:14 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Well if she was you missed your chance to nail it since her motor was already running. Typical dumbshit not knowing what to do with a female situation. So instead you post a thread about it. LOSER
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10/03/2010 02:15 AM
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Well if she was you missed your chance to nail it since her motor was already running. Typical dumbshit not knowing what to do with a female situation. So instead you post a thread about it. LOSER
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iamwith
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10/03/2010 02:15 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Well if she was you missed your chance to nail it since her motor was already running. Typical dumbshit not knowing what to do with a female situation. So instead you post a thread about it. LOSER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 958219

Yeah I'm gonna eat her while my friend, his brother, is watching.

Are you fucking retarded?
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10/03/2010 02:17 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Well if she was you missed your chance to nail it since her motor was already running. Typical dumbshit not knowing what to do with a female situation. So instead you post a thread about it. LOSER

Yeah I'm gonna eat her while my friend, his brother, is watching.

Are you fucking retarded?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117134


his brother?

closet homo alert!
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 02:17 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
no you say you need to go to the bathroom and then you sneak into hers and wait for her

LOL
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10/03/2010 02:19 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Maybe she was on her rag......
 Quoting: adelaide


No then it would smell like pennies.
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10/03/2010 02:19 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Well if she was you missed your chance to nail it since her motor was already running. Typical dumbshit not knowing what to do with a female situation. So instead you post a thread about it. LOSER

Yeah I'm gonna eat her while my friend, his brother, is watching.

Are you fucking retarded?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117134

Outed yourself didn't ya there freudian slip. LOSER
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10/03/2010 02:19 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
no you say you need to go to the bathroom and then you sneak into hers and wait for her

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117780

Yeah and getting caught eating his sister sure won't piss him off... rockon
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10/03/2010 02:20 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
I'm moving to canada.

American girls smell like fish =(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1001177



If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

If it smells like fish, its a dish!
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10/03/2010 02:20 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
Well if she was you missed your chance to nail it since her motor was already running. Typical dumbshit not knowing what to do with a female situation. So instead you post a thread about it. LOSER

Yeah I'm gonna eat her while my friend, his brother, is watching.

Are you fucking retarded?

Outed yourself didn't ya there freudian slip. LOSER
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 958219

Yeah because how dare I have friends. lol
Anonymous Coward
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10/03/2010 02:21 AM
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I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117134

I'll be waiting for someone to start a thread titled "I think my brothers friend caught me masturbating". It should be posted shortly.

.
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10/03/2010 02:21 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
no you say you need to go to the bathroom and then you sneak into hers and wait for her

LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117780

No shit what it gotta have a sign on it that says
"FREE PUSSY RIGHT HERE" before you make a move. LOSER
Wiccan Priestess
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10/03/2010 02:22 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
No, we don't smell like Honey or Fish, or taste like it either.

Then again, you may not have a frame of reference for the unique and wonderful odor that is the vaginal secretions.

The vagina is a source of great magick. Menstrual blood is a source of great spiritual power, both when ingested and when applied to the third eye during meditation or circle ceremonies. Menstrual secretions also have a magick property.

When I say magick, it is because it is a real phenomenon that can not yet be explained by science.
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10/03/2010 02:24 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
no you say you need to go to the bathroom and then you sneak into hers and wait for her

LOL

Yeah and getting caught eating his sister sure won't piss him off... rockon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117134


If he catches you ask him if he wants a taste. taunter
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10/03/2010 02:26 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
No, we don't smell like Honey or Fish, or taste like it either.

Then again, you may not have a frame of reference for the unique and wonderful odor that is the vaginal secretions.

The vagina is a source of great magick. Menstrual blood is a source of great spiritual power, both when ingested and when applied to the third eye during meditation or circle ceremonies. Menstrual secretions also have a magick property.

When I say magick, it is because it is a real phenomenon that can not yet be explained by science.
 Quoting: Wiccan Priestess 1076933



You sound like the Haitian women who try to "root" a man.

They will serve a man a dish with a red sauce and put their menstrual blood in it because they believe this will make the man stick around. They still do this. Black men are aware of it.
dookie stain
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10/03/2010 02:27 AM
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Smell her hand to confirm it was in the cookie jar.....
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10/03/2010 02:27 AM
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Re: I think I caught my friend sister masturbating
It's dude code your supposed to nail his sisters.
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