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BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy

 
notabadsite
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10/04/2010 12:27 AM
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BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
[link to www.sportsgrid.com]

Good Lord. William Tyler Black, a 28-year-old substitute teacher from Florida, was arrested by Sarasota police after walking into a Walmart, picking up a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine section, and proceeding to masturbate in the store’s toy aisle “to completion.”

[link to www.sportsgrid.com]


Breaking and testing a theory.

Condition 1 Did a search and this does not exist in the records.

Condition 2 Has the word "BREAKING" in the thread title.

Additional links follow.

[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]

[link to www.thefrisky.com]
notabadsite (OP)
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10/04/2010 12:51 AM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
BREAKING
Obviously this deserves a pin, but where is it?

Condition 1 = Complete
Condition 2 = Complete
Condition 3 = Awaiting PIN.

If no pin then maybe their is a series of denial underway!
BREAKING


THEORY TESTING = A
REAL WORLD = B
BULLSHIT REAL WORLD = C

c / (b/a) = Sure fire PIN!!!!! YEAH!!!
5a

Pin?






or no?
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2010 01:59 AM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
that is nasty
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
It is nasty but still no pin.

Originality CHECK
Real Story CHECK
Involves sex CHECK
Violence NO CHECK
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2010 12:09 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
BREAKING
Obviously this deserves a pin, but where is it?

Condition 1 = Complete
Condition 2 = Complete
Condition 3 = Awaiting PIN.

If no pin then maybe their is a series of denial underway!
BREAKING


THEORY TESTING = A
REAL WORLD = B
BULLSHIT REAL WORLD = C

c / (b/a) = Sure fire PIN!!!!! YEAH!!!
5a

Pin?
or no?
 Quoting: notabadsite 1094812





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Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2010 12:12 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
Thread: Crazy bastard with issue of sports illustrated jerks off in toy aisle of Walmart.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2010 12:12 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
So what's his username on GLP?
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10/04/2010 12:24 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
The guy has mental health problems, psychotic, schitzophrenic, drug induced?
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2010 12:35 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
Sometimes you just got to whack it....u know??


u let that white stuff get all back up inside.....the body takes over and shuts down the mind!!! and basic fucking common sense...

poor bastard proibably hasnt been liad in awhile.
dereistic

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10/04/2010 12:37 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
I've seen a lot of creepy guys staring at the bikini calendars late at night.
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2010 12:39 PM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
This story is almost a month old so it's not breaking.
notabadsite (OP)
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10/06/2010 12:47 AM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
No it's not, trying for a pin. Apparently a pin I shall not have! It will allude me, and worse yet, it is belonging to all of us.

:)
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10/06/2010 12:49 AM
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Re: BREAKING!_Man Caught Masturbating To Swimsuit Mag@Walmart, Wipes Hands On Toy
.... and so it begins.

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