White Trash Observations

I don't consider myself white trash but I grew up around plenty.

Some observations:

1) Alcohol is almost always involved. Even the women have beer bellies and they look like skanks. Often times at night after a bout of drinking, you'll often hear knock down drag out fights spilling out of the house into the front yard, usually between a white trash female and their man screaming at each other.

2) They love to put neon lights in their house windows. Particularly that of their favorite cheap alcohol beverage.

3) Their yards are completely trashed out more often than not, kids toys, junk cars up on blocks, piles of shit all over. We've all seen the houses.

4) They are usually friendly when you meet them and like to talk, but watch out, they will turn on you on a dime over the nothing, simply because they like to make enemies and have someone to point their finger and and scream at.

5) They are openly racist and their conversation is peppered with N-word this and N-word that.

6) Once they decide they don't like you particularly if you complain to them about some shit they do, like fighting in the street in the middle of the night, they wont ever leave you alone. My best friend down the street had this happen to him and it culminated into a fight where he almost killed the white trash guy (he was weightlifter and very strong). He was left alone after that. But generally speaking the white trash types wont leave you alone until it gets to that point.

7) The white trash tend to flock together like birds of feather, and if you have more than one white trash family living on the same street, it wont be long before they are drinking and causing trouble together. Sometimes they fight with each other in the street, then the next week you will see them chumming up and drinking together again like nothing ever happened.

8) White trash people like mean dogs, rotts, pit bulls, german shepherds. If the dog wasn't mean when they first got it, they will soon be.

9) The saddest part of all is the kids they have have to grow up around these assholes. Some of them turn out pretty nice regardless, but they go through hell. I knew one kid that was permanently handicapped after being hit by a car as a toddler because his mom was drunk and not watching him.

10) Cops show up at their house a lot, arrests happen constantly. It's not unusual to wake up to see flashing cop lights outside again and again, usually after a bout of drinking and a subsequent fight.