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Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?

 
watchyousleepnurse
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Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Woke up this morning and my catfood is gone! Nothing else is missing.. Weedeater on front porch still there, shoes,
baby stroller.. nothing else missing, just my cat food!

grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Hungry and homeless? Need food for their cats? Teenagers being dorks?
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
A cat was very hungry?
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
got racoons?
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Raccoons, a dog or a hungry homeless person.
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
OP, u are in denial.
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Probably a hungry GLPer.
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
OP, u are in denial.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907523



I live out in the woods... hardly any neighbors around.

Would a racoon take the whole 10 lb bag off?
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
A cat burglar?....
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Maybe a catburglar... (thnx, I know, pretty nice one...)
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
got racoons?
 Quoting: CRYSTAL in MATRIX

yes, you have raccoons.
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
A cat burglar?....
 Quoting: dookie stain 907535

rock paper scissors


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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
OP, u are in denial.



I live out in the woods... hardly any neighbors around.

Would a racoon take the whole 10 lb bag off?
 Quoting: watchyousleepnurse


ok, you have a raccoon family.
they work together
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Yeah, if the bag is just gone and there are no traces of any kind of pile or areas of cat food, then that means that someone came up on the porch and stole the cat food. They probably have a hungry cat at home and no money to feed it.

Buy another bag and don't keep it on the front porch?

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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
OP, u are in denial.



I live out in the woods... hardly any neighbors around.

Would a racoon take the whole 10 lb bag off?
 Quoting: watchyousleepnurse



Yes.
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Probably raccoon's.
They will drag the bag off and eat it.
Never leave food out. hf
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
Definitely space aliens.
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
OP, u are in denial.



I live out in the woods... hardly any neighbors around.

Would a racoon take the whole 10 lb bag off?



Yes.
 Quoting: Yee Haw

^This^
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Sasquatch
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Re: Why would someone steal a bag of opened cat food off of my front porch?
hungry little garden knomes for sure

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