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I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast

 
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I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
I squeezed a tube onto my brush, thinking it was a toothpaste, started brushing, and realized it was my night cream....It was very hard to get it off my teeth...I feel stupid...I don't want to die ahhh
knuts
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10/07/2010 01:05 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
Stupid is as stupid does.
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10/07/2010 01:06 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
how'd it taste?
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10/07/2010 01:06 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
ewww, I bet that tasted nasty. gargle with some listerine or something.
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
ewww, I bet that tasted nasty. gargle with some listerine or something.
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it tasted a little bitter, oily and pasty...
I garbled, never again.... ugufut
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10/07/2010 01:07 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
Every time you put shit like that on your skin, your eating it.
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10/07/2010 01:10 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
it puts the lotion on the skin...

or it's gets the hose again!
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10/07/2010 01:11 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
Well, it couldve been worse, It could have been Ultra strength Ben Gay Sports Rub .
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10/07/2010 01:11 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
I would say you have less than 48 hours left...make your peace with friends and family and especially with God.
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10/07/2010 01:11 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
I accidentally brushed my cream with toothpaste, instead of teeth.
We're all living in Amerika! Amerika ist Wunderbar! We're all living in Amerika! Coca Cola Sometimes War!
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10/07/2010 01:12 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
I squeezed a tube onto my brush, thinking it was a toothpaste, started brushing, and realized it was my night cream....It was very hard to get it off my teeth...I feel stupid...I don't want to die ahhh
:knuts:
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jeez still thats safer than ther toothpaste you dont want to go putting that in your mouth
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10/07/2010 01:14 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
This may or may not be the product you have, but it's fairly consistent with their formulation. Why would anyone think this hideous concoction would be good to apply once let alone daily/nightly? Cause they put it on Rabbits in a lab somewhere, and gave it a rubber stamp? Uggg.



[link to householdproducts.nlm.nih.gov]

Fragrance(s)/perfume(s) 000000-00-1
Glycerin 000056-81-5
Stearic acid 000057-11-4
Tocopherol 000059-02-9
Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid (EDTA) 000060-00-4
Citric acid 000077-92-9
Retinyl palmitate 000079-81-2
Panthenol 000081-13-0
Propylparaben 000094-13-3
Methylparaben 000099-76-3
Octyl stearate 000109-36-4
Stearyl alcohol 000112-92-5
Ascorbyl palmitate 000137-66-6
Isopropyl palmitate 000142-91-6
Cetyl palmitate 000540-10-3
Sodium hydroxide 001310-73-2
beta-Carotene 007235-40-7
Tocopheryl acetate 007695-91-2
Water 007732-18-5
Peanut oil 008002-03-7
Lecithin 008002-43-5
Carbomer 009003-01-4
PEG-40 stearate 009004-99-3
Dimethicone 350 009006-65-9
Titanium dioxide 013463-67-7
Cetyl alcohol 036653-82-4
Imidazolidinyl urea 039236-46-9
Dimethicone copolyol 064365-23-7
Cyclomethicone 069430-24-6
Vegetable oil (unspecified) 999999-62-7
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10/07/2010 01:16 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
I did that twice as a kid. Once with Brylcreem and once with Deep Heating Rub. The latter was the worst!
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10/07/2010 01:28 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
I want some of what she's smoking...
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10/07/2010 01:29 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
Well, it couldve been worse, It could have been Ultra strength Ben Gay Sports Rub .
 Quoting: PRODIGAL SON (AZOTH)


lmao
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat
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10/07/2010 01:32 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
are you twitching violently yet?
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10/07/2010 01:39 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
This may or may not be the product you have, but it's fairly consistent with their formulation. Why would anyone think this hideous concoction would be good to apply once let alone daily/nightly? Cause they put it on Rabbits in a lab somewhere, and gave it a rubber stamp? Uggg.



[link to householdproducts.nlm.nih.gov]

Fragrance(s)/perfume(s) 000000-00-1
Glycerin 000056-81-5
Stearic acid 000057-11-4
Tocopherol 000059-02-9
Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid (EDTA) 000060-00-4
Citric acid 000077-92-9
Retinyl palmitate 000079-81-2
Panthenol 000081-13-0
Propylparaben 000094-13-3
Methylparaben 000099-76-3
Octyl stearate 000109-36-4
Stearyl alcohol 000112-92-5
Ascorbyl palmitate 000137-66-6
Isopropyl palmitate 000142-91-6
Cetyl palmitate 000540-10-3
Sodium hydroxide 001310-73-2
beta-Carotene 007235-40-7
Tocopheryl acetate 007695-91-2
Water 007732-18-5
Peanut oil 008002-03-7
Lecithin 008002-43-5
Carbomer 009003-01-4
PEG-40 stearate 009004-99-3
Dimethicone 350 009006-65-9
Titanium dioxide 013463-67-7
Cetyl alcohol 036653-82-4
Imidazolidinyl urea 039236-46-9
Dimethicone copolyol 064365-23-7
Cyclomethicone 069430-24-6
Vegetable oil (unspecified) 999999-62-7
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107599



Cetyl palmitate will certanly eat your insides out if you dont do a gag reflex and puke that shit up right after swallowed...
aBBY nORMAL
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10/07/2010 01:41 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
At Least It Wasn't Preparation H.....


hiding
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10/07/2010 01:45 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
your gums look younger and firmer already ;)

if your teeth still feel slimy cut up a lemon and bite and rub the lemon juice over your mouth then swish and rinse a couple of times..should be squeaky clean.

everyone makes mistakes hf
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10/07/2010 08:00 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
are you twitching violently yet?
 Quoting: impetigo 519854


no, but I got a swollen gum, could be some bleech I accidently drunk at lunch
GB

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10/07/2010 08:01 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
How average...
Just some dude that wants to know the Truth.

See you all where the light never fades.
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10/07/2010 08:01 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
How average...
 Quoting: GB


just trying to fit in...
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10/07/2010 08:03 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
Stay away from eye drops and super-glue!!
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10/07/2010 08:08 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
better than super gluing your eye shut... not to worry... your teeth shall be soft and silky...
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10/07/2010 08:14 PM
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Re: I accidently brushed my teeth with a cream instead of toothpast
When I was naive - I know that is hard to believe that I was ever naive, but I was - my first husband's unkle told me with enormous conviction that toothpaste was good for burns.

Well, one night I had just taken a TV dinner out of the oven and was serving this oven hot TV dinner to my then husband, when the whole thing slid off the tray and onto his lap. (He had on a short bathrobe and nothing else, and it missed his parts by not much at all). So, I grab the toothpaste and proceed in putting some on his thigh, meanwhile the guy is howling in pain and runs to the shower). Obviously, you do not put toothpaste on burns as we figured out right about then.

So, we go to the hospital where the poor guy has second degree burns with toothpaste all over them.

Seriously, they looked at me like I was some kind of monster as I explained why I put toothpaste on him.

Ah, live and learn.

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