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I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...

 
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I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
...HE HAD THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY ON THE BUMPER OF HIS CROWN VIC THAT SAID 32, I WAS FILLING UP SOME DIESEL CANS FOR THE TRACTOR AND SO I SAID, "SO YOU'RE A 32ND DEGREE MASON, HUH?"
HE NODDED, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE.

HE WAS PUMPING HIS OWN FUCKING GAS AND THEN WHEN HE FINISHED HE WROTE DOWN HIS MILEAGE/GALLONS IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK LIKE MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DO 30 YEARS AGO.

I THOUGHT THESE GUYS WERE ABOVE SELF SERVE?

WHAT UP WITH THAT?
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
...HE HAD THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY ON THE BUMPER OF HIS CROWN VIC THAT SAID 32, I WAS FILLING UP SOME DIESEL CANS FOR THE TRACTOR AND SO I SAID, "SO YOU'RE A 32ND DEGREE MASON, HUH?"
HE NODDED, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE.

HE WAS PUMPING HIS OWN FUCKING GAS AND THEN WHEN HE FINISHED HE WROTE DOWN HIS MILEAGE/GALLONS IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK LIKE MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DO 30 YEARS AGO.

I THOUGHT THESE GUYS WERE ABOVE SELF SERVE?

WHAT UP WITH THAT?
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where do you go that isn't self serve these days?
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
Is it true that a 45 degree mason build the Tower of Pisa?
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10/09/2010 04:03 PM
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
He was probably really writing down your license number. They are comin to git u

damned
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
...HE HAD THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY ON THE BUMPER OF HIS CROWN VIC THAT SAID 32, I WAS FILLING UP SOME DIESEL CANS FOR THE TRACTOR AND SO I SAID, "SO YOU'RE A 32ND DEGREE MASON, HUH?"
HE NODDED, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE.

HE WAS PUMPING HIS OWN FUCKING GAS AND THEN WHEN HE FINISHED HE WROTE DOWN HIS MILEAGE/GALLONS IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK LIKE MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DO 30 YEARS AGO.

I THOUGHT THESE GUYS WERE ABOVE SELF SERVE?

WHAT UP WITH THAT?

where do you go that isn't self serve these days?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1112577


IF YOU TRY TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN JERSEY THEY'LL TASE YOUR ASS IN HINDI.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
...HE HAD THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY ON THE BUMPER OF HIS CROWN VIC THAT SAID 32, I WAS FILLING UP SOME DIESEL CANS FOR THE TRACTOR AND SO I SAID, "SO YOU'RE A 32ND DEGREE MASON, HUH?"
HE NODDED, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE.

HE WAS PUMPING HIS OWN FUCKING GAS AND THEN WHEN HE FINISHED HE WROTE DOWN HIS MILEAGE/GALLONS IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK LIKE MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DO 30 YEARS AGO.

I THOUGHT THESE GUYS WERE ABOVE SELF SERVE?

WHAT UP WITH THAT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904454


It must come as a surprise to you that not ALL, or even MOST, Masons, regardless of attained degree, are evil do-badders with an agenda to depopulate humankind and repopulate with alien hybrids.

What up with that?
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10/09/2010 04:09 PM
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
Freemasons are not evil. They pump their own damn gas. They put their pants on one leg at a time. Freemasons are human. They are not perfect as humans as none of us are. The flesh is weak, the spirit is what matters.

They are preserving an ancient spiritual technology that will be very much needed in the near future. How many people has Freemasonry killed in the process of trying to convert them to join their order? How many people did the Christian/Catholic church kill and or torture? Do the math, open your eyes, there is no good or evil there is positive and negative polarity and the key is balance between the two - this is the secret of all life.

Evolve beyond the dogma and speculation. If you really want to know what Freemasonry is about petition your local lodge. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
...HE HAD THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY ON THE BUMPER OF HIS CROWN VIC THAT SAID 32, I WAS FILLING UP SOME DIESEL CANS FOR THE TRACTOR AND SO I SAID, "SO YOU'RE A 32ND DEGREE MASON, HUH?"
HE NODDED, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE.

HE WAS PUMPING HIS OWN FUCKING GAS AND THEN WHEN HE FINISHED HE WROTE DOWN HIS MILEAGE/GALLONS IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK LIKE MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DO 30 YEARS AGO.

I THOUGHT THESE GUYS WERE ABOVE SELF SERVE?

WHAT UP WITH THAT?


It must come as a surprise to you that not ALL, or even MOST, Masons, regardless of attained degree, are evil do-badders with an agenda to depopulate humankind and repopulate with alien hybrids.

What up with that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 921079


ACTUALLY I HAVE A COUSIN WHO IS A MASON AND I DOUBT HE HAS PLANS TO DEPOPULATE HIS CHICKEN COOP, MUCH LESS THE PLANET.

I WAS JUST UNDER THE IMPRESSION FROM WHAT I HAVE READ HERE THAT 32ND DEGREE WAS SOME TOP END MUCKETY MUCK IN THE ORGANIZATION. IT DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO COME WITH THE TITLE TO A CURRENT MODEL CAR, THAT'S ALL.
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10/09/2010 04:13 PM
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
most masons and mason lodges have no real power at all...

maybe years ago they did...but in todays world..they dont seem to have much power.

theres a guy down the street from me who belongs to the masons lodge and is a 32nd or 33rd degree mason...hes a old man...and he sells pumpkins , watermelons, and bales of hay to supplement his income...

I doubt anyone of real power would have to do such things for additional income. LOL.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
most masons and mason lodges have no real power at all...

maybe years ago they did...but in todays world..they dont seem to have much power.

theres a guy down the street from me who belongs to the masons lodge and is a 32nd or 33rd degree mason...hes a old man...and he sells pumpkins , watermelons, and bales of hay to supplement his income...

I doubt anyone of real power would have to do such things for additional income. LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1124626



Right.

And it takes about nothing to become a 32 degree mason.

Simple really. Join Mason's. Become Master Mason. (process takes like 3 months)

Sign up for one of the extended branches. Pay 150 dollars.

Go watch plays for a day.

Bam. You're now a 32 degree Mason.


Lots of people are 32 degree Masons.

Why does everyone think there is some hidden agenda? Geeeze.
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10/09/2010 04:21 PM
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masons are useful idiots in the service of satan
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10/09/2010 04:22 PM
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
He was probably really writing down your license number. They are comin to git u

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 729053


Yep, dude.

You're fucked.

Better change your license plate, your name and your IP address ... NOW!

.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
most masons and mason lodges have no real power at all...

maybe years ago they did...but in todays world..they dont seem to have much power.

theres a guy down the street from me who belongs to the masons lodge and is a 32nd or 33rd degree mason...hes a old man...and he sells pumpkins , watermelons, and bales of hay to supplement his income...

I doubt anyone of real power would have to do such things for additional income. LOL.



Right.

And it takes about nothing to become a 32 degree mason.

Simple really. Join Mason's. Become Master Mason. (process takes like 3 months)

Sign up for one of the extended branches. Pay 150 dollars.

Go watch plays for a day.

Bam. You're now a 32 degree Mason.


Lots of people are 32 degree Masons.

Why does everyone think there is some hidden agenda? Geeeze.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987366


I THINK MOST EVERYONE DOESN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT MASONS AND THAT 90% WHO DO THINK IT'S A FRATERNITY FOR GUYS WHO NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, BUT SOME TEENSY, TINY LITTLE GROUP WHO FREQUENTLY POST HERE THINK THERE'S SOMETHING NEFARIOUS ABOUT IT.

I WAS JUST PONDERING WHEN THE OLD MAN IN THE CROWN VIC STARTED GASSING UP, THAT'S ALL.

BACK TO YOUR FRAPPUCINO.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
outside they are people like you and me.

The baphomet worshipping takes place inside their lodges and temples.
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lol

Why thank you, I shall.

: D
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10/09/2010 04:26 PM
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lol

Why thank you, I shall.

: D
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Responding to OP - Forgot the quotes....dangit!
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
outside they are people like you and me.

The baphomet worshipping takes place inside their lodges and temples.
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I dont think so...

have a distant relative who was a 33rd degree mason...never heard any horror stories..and he was a very nice person.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
most masons and mason lodges have no real power at all...

maybe years ago they did...but in todays world..they dont seem to have much power.

theres a guy down the street from me who belongs to the masons lodge and is a 32nd or 33rd degree mason...hes a old man...and he sells pumpkins , watermelons, and bales of hay to supplement his income...

I doubt anyone of real power would have to do such things for additional income. LOL.



Right.

And it takes about nothing to become a 32 degree mason.

Simple really. Join Mason's. Become Master Mason. (process takes like 3 months)

Sign up for one of the extended branches. Pay 150 dollars.

Go watch plays for a day.

Bam. You're now a 32 degree Mason.


Lots of people are 32 degree Masons.

Why does everyone think there is some hidden agenda? Geeeze.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987366


That is a pile of shit. There are a full 18 degrees before the 30th and no short cuts. Even then they won't offer it to anyone who isn't going to "fit in" with the prestigious higher degrees.

You know nothing.
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He was probably really writing down your license number. They are comin to git u

damned
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1rof1
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS THREAD GOT 18 REPLIES.

DID I MENTION HE WAS A RELLY OLD COOT, OR IS THAT REDUNDANT AFTER MENTIONING THAT HE WAS DRIVING A CROWN VIC?
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new smiley. can't resist...


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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
outside they are people like you and me.

The baphomet worshipping takes place inside their lodges and temples.
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You are right. Apart from judges giving light sentences to Masonic paedos and police finding they don't have ebough evidence etc and the hand shakes, you wouldn't know.

There are some rituals carried out privately at home, in the dead of night, but in the main it's in temple.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
outside they are people like you and me.

The baphomet worshipping takes place inside their lodges and temples.


You are right. Apart from judges giving light sentences to Masonic paedos and police finding they don't have ebough evidence etc and the hand shakes, you wouldn't know.

There are some rituals carried out privately at home, in the dead of night, but in the main it's in temple.
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you have personbally wintnnessed these evil rituals in the masonic lodges/ temples ?

let me guess...you havent...but you have a friend of a friend who told you its true.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
They split those they want to know away from those that they feel are not worthy to know and yes OP there are many many bad ones, this is a form of Satanism. Do not let anyone make you think otherwise.

They also discriminate towards others as they have oaths, those who are freemasons come first always even when they have committed bad things. I would stay away and let them die out totally.

You must get to a certain point in it to learn the truths so many people in it do not know. Yet they support the lodges and the top ones make fun of them. Why support something that could be bad at all? Why not support something that has no hidden things in it?
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The real people that know things are in the secret levels

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Is it true that a 45 degree mason build the Tower of Pisa?
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hf
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
That is a pile of shit. There are a full 18 degrees before the 30th and no short cuts. Even then they won't offer it to anyone who isn't going to "fit in" with the prestigious higher degrees.

You know nothing.
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Well excuse me. My apologies for my pile of shit.

And just for the record and my general curiosity. Are you a 32 degree Mason?

I was also told the degrees don't have to be done in order.
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
I've had relatives who were Masons and they aren't evil people, but I do think that one of the purposes of the Masons is to keep the Catholic church from getting too much power. That's just the impression I got, that they are paranoid about the Pope, just like the non-denominational Christians who accuse the Freemasons of being evil pagans. I don't really have evidence to back this up, it's just the impression I got from hearing them talk that they are afraid of the Pope taking over the world.
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WE'VE GOT ONE THAT CAN SEE
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Is it true that a 45 degree mason build the Tower of Pisa?
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chuckle slaphim
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Re: I RAN INTO A 32ND DEGREE MASON YESTERDAY AT THE GAS STATION...
He was probably really writing down your license number. They are comin to git u

damned
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They'll pop out your eyeballs & fry them in boooter.

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