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I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND

 
CaptainZero
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I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
I have a hairy chest and they are big hammers!

PS:

I have a long penis so you can kind of see it when I am wearing a kilt.
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
Illusionaire

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10/11/2010 09:56 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
ios this john goodman?
"Gentlemen!
I despise each and every one of you. The people who have supported this worthless nation, this system is YOU! To be precise, The majority of the people who are watching this are my Sworn Enemies! I am calling upon the minority among you people."

Two thousand years ago, a Roman Senator suggested that all slaves wear white armbands to better identify them.
-"No," said a wiser Senator. "If they see how many of them there are, they may revolt."
Anonymous Coward
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not hot
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
You had me at kilt, but then lost me with the hairy chest and crazy-straw penis.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?

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Anonymous Coward
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10/11/2010 10:00 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
Mel, is that you?
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10/11/2010 10:01 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
Mel, is that you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380667


No - it's my husband posting again....this is the line he used to pick me up....
Ohwow!

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10/11/2010 10:01 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
Oh great! Now I can't get this vision out of my head. Help me out here, how short is the kilt?

Stop with these word pictures!

shocked
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10/11/2010 10:02 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
Are you covered in woad?

Once you go blue, the other colors are through!!
RazriN

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10/11/2010 10:02 PM
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CAPTAIN ZERO FOR GLP PRESIDENT
Don't believe anything I say... I lie all the time.
justsomedude
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10/11/2010 10:02 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
ios this john goodman?
 Quoting: Illusionaire

Drunk on whiskey, yes.
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10/11/2010 10:04 PM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
look i am not gay or anything


but i think god wants me to perform fellatio on your anus



can you wash the kilty lent off by seven?
CaptainZero  (OP)

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10/11/2010 10:05 PM
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woot woot!
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
Spanxxx Rock
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10/11/2010 10:07 PM
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look i am not gay or anything


but i think god wants me to perform fellatio on your anus



can you wash the kilty lent off by seven?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120561



I have washed it for him. You may proceed uninhibited.
locomotive breath

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10/11/2010 10:10 PM
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Let me guess-you have to tie it in a knot so you don't step on it????
Ohwow!

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10/11/2010 10:42 PM
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CAPTAIN ZERO FOR GLP PRESIDENT
Quoting that Beastly Razrin

I second that! (kilt, hammers, bare breast, and all)

Now you're running Captain Zero!!
Aileana

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10/13/2010 08:18 AM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
you weren't by chance in Edinburgh last week were you? chuckle
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10/13/2010 08:27 AM
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Hitting the sauce again????
Anonymous Coward
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10/13/2010 08:28 AM
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Hitting the sauce again????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1056648

Yep. He gets it straight from his boyfriends "tap".
Celtic (woad-man)

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10/13/2010 08:28 AM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
What tartan is your kilt?
It is the Thunderbolt that steers the Universe
- Heraclitus
FinalCountdown

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10/13/2010 08:29 AM
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Re: I WEAR A KILT AND RUN BARE CHESTED WITH A HAMMER IN EACH HAND
Pres Bush, I don't care how cool you try and sound...NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants anything to do with you anymore...go crawl under a rock please...


bushfing
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