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I have decided to check into an insane asylum.

 
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10/12/2010 04:55 PM
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I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
I have recently discovered that it is not the world who is insane, but it is I. Since I am insured from my parents until im 26, I decided to check into an insane institution, starting November 1st until im 26. it is not that the things I see are fake, it is that the asylum is the place for people like me. (like the X Men is the place for superheroes). while im in the insane aylum ill work on my drawings all day and ill meditate and strip naked and throw pee pee on everyone, and eat monopoly board pieces. an insane mans got to experiment. ill be free to insane and reach my full destiny.
HOOOOOOOOOBA STANK!!!!!!!!!
PENILE DISFUNCTION!!!!!!!!
WU TANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10/12/2010 05:00 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
Take Aquarius 7 with you.

That poor fuck has no brain, no sense and no ability to think rationally.
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10/12/2010 05:05 PM
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why not both you AND the world can be crazy.
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10/12/2010 05:08 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
GLP is an insane asylum,but in a good way. So Opie no need to check in!
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10/12/2010 05:11 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG BUDDY, WHAT YOUR DOING IS LEAVING THE ASYLUM{PRESENT WORLD REALITY, RUN BY LUNATICS}, AND OPTING FOR BEING A GUINEA PIG, IN A VERY SPECIAL WING OF THE SAME ASYLUM YOU ARE IN NOW. IT,S JUST THAT THE DRUGS WILL BE LEGAL.AND YOU WILL BE MADE INSANE FOR SURE.
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10/12/2010 05:14 PM
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THE FACT THAT YOU CAN STILL CONTEMPLATE WEATHER YOU ARE INSANE OR NOT, MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOT, YOUR JUST TIRED OF THE FUTILITY OF THE INSANITY THAT THE WORLD LEADERS HAVE CAUSED IN THIS WORLD. WE HAVE ALL BEEN AND ARE CONTINUING TO BE VICTIMS OF VERY DEMONIC FORCES, SPIRITS, AND PRINCIPALITIES.HANG IN THERE BUDDY
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10/12/2010 05:15 PM

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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
I endorse this thread.
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10/12/2010 05:16 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
An "insane asylum"?

What are you? A time traveller from the nineteenth century?
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10/12/2010 05:16 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG BUDDY, WHAT YOUR DOING IS LEAVING THE ASYLUM{PRESENT WORLD REALITY, RUN BY LUNATICS}, AND OPTING FOR BEING A GUINEA PIG, IN A VERY SPECIAL WING OF THE SAME ASYLUM YOU ARE IN NOW. IT,S JUST THAT THE DRUGS WILL BE LEGAL.AND YOU WILL BE MADE INSANE FOR SURE.
 Quoting: M 1098286

TRUE


AND THE ASSHOLES WHO WORK AT INSANE ASLYUMS JUST LOVE TO SCREW WITH YOU 24-7. You are going from the pan into the fire. Chances are you will not survive it, you will just be brain dead.
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10/12/2010 05:16 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
our system is so fucked up i think one could check themselves into an insane asylum, then get out and claim and receive disability payments from the gubment for the rest of their lives.
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10/12/2010 05:16 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
I have recently discovered that it is not the world who is insane, but it is I.
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Im sorry but you are incorrect, you maybe insane but so is the world.
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10/12/2010 05:17 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
Tell them they have a lot of potential customers at GLP.
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10/12/2010 05:18 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
PLEASE TAKE NEW JERUSALEM RUSS WITH YOU.
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10/12/2010 05:18 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
Take Aquarius 7 with you.

That poor fuck has no brain, no sense and no ability to think rationally.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 946424

Razrin and Hawko too...they're both crazier than bed bugs.
ECLIPSE

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10/12/2010 05:24 PM

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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
I have recently discovered that it is not the world who is insane, but it is I. Since I am insured from my parents until im 26, I decided to check into an insane institution, starting November 1st until im 26. it is not that the things I see are fake, it is that the asylum is the place for people like me. (like the X Men is the place for superheroes). while im in the insane aylum ill work on my drawings all day and ill meditate and strip naked and throw pee pee on everyone, and eat monopoly board pieces. an insane mans got to experiment. ill be free to insane and reach my full destiny.
HOOOOOOOOOBA STANK!!!!!!!!!
PENILE DISFUNCTION!!!!!!!!
WU TANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 578383

Funny! I must confess that I have thought of doing the same thing, but I don't think there is anything they can do to help me, they are just going to give me some medication and try to convince me that the world is not going to end and that no chemtrail exist and that the world we live in is safe from solare flares...lol. And I really do hope that you will have your own health insurance by the time your 26 years old hf
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10/12/2010 05:27 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
You have to be insured to get treated for crazy??

And they say YOU are crazy.

Kerrrrazy.
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10/12/2010 05:33 PM
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WARNIBG! WARNING WARNING!


If they want to give you a yellow capsule pill that has a thin grey bad color around the middle, DO NO TAKE IT!!!

If they insist, then pretend to swallow it, but put it between your gums and ckeek, and then spit it out when you get the chance!
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10/12/2010 05:42 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
I have recently discovered that it is not the world who is insane, but it is I.

Im sorry but you are incorrect, you maybe insane but so is the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1117942

You're only insane when your insanity is not the same as everyone else's.
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10/12/2010 05:46 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
I have recently discovered that it is not the world who is insane, but it is I. Since I am insured from my parents until im 26, I decided to check into an insane institution, starting November 1st until im 26. it is not that the things I see are fake, it is that the asylum is the place for people like me. (like the X Men is the place for superheroes). while im in the insane aylum ill work on my drawings all day and ill meditate and strip naked and throw pee pee on everyone, and eat monopoly board pieces. an insane mans got to experiment. ill be free to insane and reach my full destiny.
HOOOOOOOOOBA STANK!!!!!!!!!
PENILE DISFUNCTION!!!!!!!!
WU TANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 578383



You can bunk with ME!!!!

rastabanan
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10/12/2010 05:47 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
WARNIBG! WARNING WARNING!


If they want to give you a yellow capsule pill that has a thin grey bad color around the middle, DO NO TAKE IT!!!

If they insist, then pretend to swallow it, but put it between your gums and ckeek, and then spit it out when you get the chance!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 303465


If you get caught, they will stick it uup your ass...so be careful
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10/12/2010 05:51 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
My clients used to have to take 20 or 30 pills a day. Be careful. The effects last forever. Some of the pills make your mind open to bad influences, too. Yes, I mean possession.
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10/12/2010 05:56 PM
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Re: I have decided to check into an insane asylum.
Wow. What a coincidence.

Just yesterday I decided that it wasn't me that's insane... its the rest of the world!

So I checked out of the asylum, stopped taking my meds... and ended up here at Godlike Productions! Go figure...

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