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How Many Loaded Magazines Have You Laid Out for the Alien Invasion?

 
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10/13/2010 08:18 PM
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Too many according to my better half. She found some in one of my hiding spots. Accused me of wasteful spending. Gees but her Imilda Marcos shoe collection, is ok.
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Zero (why waste ammo?).

I figure they're pretty soft (gray & pizza-dough-like), so...

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10/13/2010 08:21 PM
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20. But since we can only have 5 stupid rounds in each up here I guess I better double that...eh?

SDM

Not to worry...surely, the alien invaders will abide your magazine restrictions, and only shoot their disruptor beams 5 times before recharging.
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:1rof1 let's hope so.

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Limecat, I married a scout and have successfully finished a breeding program.

I am hoping to get off with time served.



does this mean you're gonna have a baby? you gonna be a daddy? yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations!

been there done that got the coffee mug for christmas.

no...they are ready now, grown from their embryonic human form into silvery chrysalis of alien hybrids.

plus, I had a vasectomy like 10 years ago.
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I'm still shooting live ammo, but my primary target is lacking a bullseye.
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been there done that got the coffee mug for christmas.

no...they are ready now, grown from their embryonic human form into silvery chrysalis of alien hybrids.

plus, I had a vasectomy like 10 years ago.
 Quoting: Bullfrog

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I'm still shooting live ammo, but my primary target is lacking a bullseye.
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chuckle @ "primary" target
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I got the Playboy all loaded up, and now I am working on the Penthouse. It is going to be a long night.


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10/13/2010 08:41 PM
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macgun alien11 rocket
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Where the hell are they ?
I've been shitting in a bucket for a week.......
I'm ready to fling poo !!!!!
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Hell they might be real tastee,you never know. Maybe I'll pop the first one with my squirrel gun to save the meat.
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I have my Newsweek with the "Aliens?" cover strategically laid out on the sofa table.. (which I inadvertently "lifted" from the drs office waiting room one day).. as if I had forgotten about it, just in case any decide to pop in, it looks as if I care about them, and am thinking about them. Wondering if they actually exist.

:)
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10/13/2010 08:56 PM
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M1a - 6 + 6 extra (not loaded)
10/22 - LOTS
Govt & hi cap .45 - 12 + 15 extra
9mm - 5 +4

Don't forget the shotguns.....
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10/13/2010 08:58 PM
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20 for the AK and 12 for the Dragunov. Not really worried about the Aliens, but those damned dirty zombies, thats another story.
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10/13/2010 08:59 PM
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Taking out aliens requires a man made diamond or at least Russian cubic zirconia to achieve a laser weapon.
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I've been up & down the island and I haven't seen jack.
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20 for AR 20 for AK and 10 for my glocks. In ammo cans ready to go and loaded into tac vests for each weapon.

Hundreds unloaded.. lol but they can be loaded quickly. Ammo is stocked deep.

If they come in peace, cool.. if not.. its gonna be a hot loud welcome for them.
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I was kinda planning on trying out my new wasp spray/flamethrower concoction.

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Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

REFUSENICK

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11/29/2010 10:51 PM
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Mossberg 12 Gauge....100 rounds

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SHIT!!

My pumpmaster 840 BB gun shoots copper @ 800 fps!

They hate copper!

Them fuckers is history
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11/29/2010 11:05 PM
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yeah right.

like some really fast moving little stones are really going to be a nuisance for an ET race with technology capable to get them from wherever they are from, to here.

dream the fuck on, homo sapien sapien.
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We need to figure out a new plan how we can deal with an alien invasion. Because our weapons wont affect them. They can dissable our weapons. Any ideas?
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