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Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?

 
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Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
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I think it's GMoLean.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Kashi makes my tummy hurt something awful. No gas, just horrible wrenching pain. Kashi is evil stuff.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Contains soy-protein isolate in large amounts... should be avoided.

Go with a whole grain granola instead.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
8 hours!!! How many hours of nose burning farts do you normally have?

Which variety was it? ...

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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
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OMG, what did you do? Just let fly on everyone?
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
You're doing it all wrong!

You have to have the people around you eat it so they send you running to burn those calories.
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10/13/2010 10:32 PM
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Like the multigrain stuff in the TV dinners. The Chicken Lemon grass is great.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Thread: Kashi owned by Kellogg's = GMO
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Contains soy-protein isolate in large amounts... should be avoided.

Go with a whole grain granola instead.
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yup the one with protein gave me horrible, horrible smelling extreme flatulence, only ate it a coupla times and still don't think I've been quite right since...the kashi stuff that doesn't have this soy protein crap in it has no such effect on me.
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Good times. rockon
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
LOL

Yeah, yesterday was Kashi day, and Boy you ain't kiddin.

Not much volume, but boy that stink.

I didn't get the GMO upset stomach like I did many years ago when I last ate the stuff. So I don't know about the GMO, yet. I know they're owned by kelloggs or some big GMO user.

What cereal out there is BEST ? ?

Thanks.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
 Quoting: D 1128264


I think it's GMoLean.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Does the same to me.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
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Try chewing before you swallow...
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
LOL. You guys are ignorant. What you are experiencing is a result of the extremely high amounts of fiber in the cereal.

It is cleaning you out.

If you keep eating it, it will eventually go away and you will be better for it.

Or just go back to your processed foods...
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
More importantly, do they light too? burnit
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
LOL. You guys are ignorant. What you are experiencing is a result of the extremely high amounts of fiber in the cereal.

It is cleaning you out.

If you keep eating it, it will eventually go away and you will be better for it.

Or just go back to your processed foods...
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Cause gas has nothing to do with giving bacteria the ability to overgrow and eat their hearts content out of smth you can't digest.....
soy-protein.
makes you fart regular (and actually pretty toxically, H2S goes through the roof)
Fibre
Makes you shit constantly.
Only danger of that is if it's 302pm and your so regular you best be on a toilet that time every day.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
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Most Kashi isnt organic just says natural, has to say organic right on the box or they use GMO's
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
i had some kashi and it gave me farts that i think are poisonous. they are so vile that they almost knock me out when i smell them.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Kashi = GMO
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
 Quoting: D 1128264


Try chewing before you swallow...
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Exactly... Did wonders for me
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
 Quoting: D 1128264


Owned by Kelloggs...GM is just one of a long toxic list.

On August 31, 2011, a class action lawsuit was filed against Kashi for allegedly misleading consumers with its "natural" claims. One Kashiproduct in particular, GoLean Shakes, is composed almost entirely of synthetic and unnaturally processed ingredients, according to the plaintiff.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
 Quoting: D 1128264


Try chewing before you swallow...
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And stop eating the WHOLE fucking box at one sitting!!
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
GMO

Genetically Modified Organisms

The new DDT.

It is probably, dissolving your intestines, kidneys, liver, and other organs.

Some Dogs and Cats are known avoid GMO foods.

Get some Rats, or Chickens, or other experimental animals, and feed them this food before you further experiment on yourself.

The FDA is owned by Corporate Food Producers. So, there is NO such thing as an FDA.

The FDA rule is such that an \"independent lab\" must PROVE a product is unsafe.

In other words they do not have to PROVE it is safe, someone must come along and prove it is unsafe.

In order to do that you need DEATHS, and lots of VICTIMS, then you need ATTORNEYS, then you need a LAB with a spotless reputation, then you need a JUDGE that is not on the payroll of Corporate Psychopaths, then you need a JURY that can not be intimidated, coerced, threatened, or paid off by Corporate Food Producer Enforcers.

Do that, or just stop eating that food.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
anyone unsure, eat some kashi and smell the farts you produce the next day. they smell like a cross between rotting flesh, sweed and poo
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Having had my own horrible experience, I did some research. It's the chicory root that does it!
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Contains soy-protein isolate in large amounts... should be avoided.

Go with a whole grain granola instead.
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yup the one with protein gave me horrible, horrible smelling extreme flatulence, only ate it a coupla times and still don't think I've been quite right since...the kashi stuff that doesn't have this soy protein crap in it has no such effect on me.
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For all the GLP men, stay away from all Soy products! It reportedly has an effect on our bodies like it would if we were taking supplements of the female hormone Estrogen..... [link to www.livestrong.com]
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
My recomendation would be to not eat Kashi GoLean Ceral anymore. LOL
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
LOL. You guys are ignorant. What you are experiencing is a result of the extremely high amounts of fiber in the cereal.

It is cleaning you out.

If you keep eating it, it will eventually go away and you will be better for it.

Or just go back to your processed foods...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1266638


that's bullshit, it's not the fiber it's the soy protein, none of the HIGH fiber Kashi products do this to me just the ones with the added nasty ass so called protein.
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Re: Kashi GoLean Cereal makes me have 8 hours of nose burning farts. WTF?
Seriously I have never ever come across a cereal that makes me bust ass on a more consistent basis. I have actually used this cereal to pretend I was sick at work one day.

Anyone else have a Kashi Story?
 Quoting: D 1128264


NEVER, EVER, EVER EVER eat Kashi brand cereal! Did I say never???

They claim it's "natural" but it's loaded with soy and INULIN and GMO crap! Many people can't tolerate the inulin fiber, YOU included.

Eat OATMEAL instead! Eat ANY cereal made by Nature's Path, but for the love of God, do NOT eat Kashi!!! EVER!!!

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