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LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA

 
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10/17/2010 04:38 PM
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LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA
Time for Argentina to take back the Falklands!

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

The ships, due to enter service in 2014 and 2016, will ­operate with no jets until 2018.

The decision has caused anger among defence chiefs. ‘It will make us an international laughing stock,’ said one. ‘Who the hell has ever heard of an aircraft carrier with no jets?’

Lord West said: ‘If, God forbid, the Argentinians invade the Falklands, it would be totally impossible for this country, even if we had an Army of ten million, to do anything about it.’



Mwahahahahahahaa
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10/17/2010 04:39 PM
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Dan Dare would be crying into his coco-pops.
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10/17/2010 04:53 PM
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Re: LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA
Now they have the ability to instantly accomodate an air force in the event of war, an ally could simply just fly over and have a perfect mobile garage for their planes. It will also act as a base of operations that can move according to need. No planes make it harmless, but how ling would it take Russia or China to fill it with jets? Wake up.
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10/17/2010 04:54 PM
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Re: LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA
Didnt the reptilian Queen ask France to share an aircraft carrier?
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10/19/2010 06:23 AM
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Announcement is due this afternoon.

If one good thing comes out of this financial crisis, it would be that the UK can no longer act like a mini super power..
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Repent! The End Is Extremely F***ing Nigh.
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Cricket field.
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Re: LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA
Time for Argentina to take back the Falklands!

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

The ships, due to enter service in 2014 and 2016, will ­operate with no jets until 2018.

The decision has caused anger among defence chiefs. ‘It will make us an international laughing stock,’ said one. ‘Who the hell has ever heard of an aircraft carrier with no jets?’

Lord West said: ‘If, God forbid, the Argentinians invade the Falklands, it would be totally impossible for this country, even if we had an Army of ten million, to do anything about it.’



Mwahahahahahahaa
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another do
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10/19/2010 06:40 AM
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Re: LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA
most carriers are helo carriers these days, even the US has more helo carriers than fixed-wing carriers

the RN Merlin is extremely sophisticated
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10/19/2010 06:41 AM
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Pathetic. Our biggest threat now is cyber attack and terrorism from the people our 'government' allows in here. Do they not have a brain anymore.
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10/19/2010 06:44 AM
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Mwahahahahahahaa
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They don't need it, since they've got nuclear weapons
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10/19/2010 06:47 AM
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Oh no we don't have planes to carpet bomb innocent people because we want there oil oh nooooooo!!! uk

(sarcasm)
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10/19/2010 06:47 AM
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I think it's good. France can use its jets on uk carriers, USA too. We are all in NATO. If the argies try it on again over falklands then the whole NATO gang can do what its supposed to and scratch the other ones back.
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They don't need it, since they've got nuclear weapons
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We dont really need those either..
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10/19/2010 07:02 AM
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Planned £14 billion Military training college has been cancelled..

HMS Ark Royal scrapped.

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10/19/2010 07:06 AM
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This is how the USSR failed.

The military overspends and overplans their overexpenditures.
Sooner or later, the money and the credit run out and the debt is so enormous the country cannot make the interest payment.

Next the payments on the interest are not made and it's default time. It's game over at this point when the bonds turn worthless and the UK and USA are nearly there.
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10/19/2010 07:08 AM
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They have to make sure they spend that money before the people get any of it.
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10/19/2010 07:11 AM
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Planned £14 billion Military training college has been cancelled..

HMS Ark Royal scrapped.
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very wise

the battlefield has transformed
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10/19/2010 07:16 AM
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the future:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

unmanned, autonomous, stealthy, intercontinental range
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10/19/2010 07:31 AM
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you brits have come a long way from being the Armada Of the English Channel
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10/19/2010 07:32 AM
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you brits have come a long way from being the Armada Of the English Channel
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Don't laugh to soon Yanks, You lot are TRillions and Trillions in debt,Wait till your taxes go up and your Navy goes down.
HUSSAR!
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10/19/2010 07:34 AM
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RULE BRITANNIA
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Re: LOL the UK will have two aircraft carriers with NO JETS AT ALL until 2018... MWAHAHAHA
Remember.

Which nation has the most insider knowledge on earth? ... the British. Who owns the world. The British!

They know what they are doing?

Why waste money on weapons when we all know the next war will end all wars and will be decided by Nuclear war which the Brits have thousands of?

Bet thier scientists could bring down any computerised weapon system in the world before it hurt them.
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They don't need it, since they've got nuclear weapons


We dont really need those either..
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They won't work anyway. ET will see to that
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Remember.

Which nation has the most insider knowledge on earth? ... the British. Who owns the world. The British!

They know what they are doing?

Why waste money on weapons when we all know the next war will end all wars and will be decided by Nuclear war which the Brits have thousands of?

Bet thier scientists could bring down any computerised weapon system in the world before it hurt them.
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These Yanks and Rebel Scum don't get it mate....
HUSSAR!
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They don't need it, since they've got nuclear weapons


We dont really need those either..
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arn't we scrapping them too? Or just not replacing them for 5 years or something, i'd be suprised if they even fire there that archaic banana2
Me

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10/19/2010 07:45 AM
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Place the bait and wait for the bite.


( Hey its a conspiracy website, just throwing one in here ) cool2
I listen to both God and Satan ... I like to hear both sides of the story.
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10/19/2010 07:48 AM
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you brits have come a long way from being the Armada Of the English Channel

Don't laugh to soon Yanks, You lot are TRillions and Trillions in debt,Wait till your taxes go up and your Navy goes down on each other.
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch

LOL
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10/19/2010 07:50 AM
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you brits have come a long way from being the Armada Of the English Channel

Don't laugh to soon Yanks, You lot are TRillions and Trillions in debt,Wait till your taxes go up and your Navy goes down on each other.

LOL
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OI! chuckle
HUSSAR!
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10/19/2010 07:59 AM
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I think it's good. France can use its jets on uk carriers, USA too. We are all in NATO. If the argies try it on again over falklands then the whole NATO gang can do what its supposed to and scratch the other ones back.
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That won't happen and the French supplied the weapons that destroyed our ships.
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10/19/2010 08:13 AM
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I think it's good. France can use its jets on uk carriers, USA too. We are all in NATO. If the argies try it on again over falklands then the whole NATO gang can do what its supposed to and scratch the other ones back.


That won't happen and the French supplied the weapons that destroyed our ships.
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they will if they want to use our carrier.

are we even going to start on about the uk defence deals and weapons manufacturers supplying every side for the past x decades?
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10/19/2010 08:18 AM
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We can all feel good about each other being fookt.

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