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just thought i'd post this after seeing the phillipines rice doom pin.

before you raise the b.s. flag, let me give a quick explanation that i have multiple contacts and family who work and supervise in one of the largest rice milling plants in the world.

i overhead them talking in a family get together over the weekend that the crops bad and broken rice this year was nearly half of total take in. orders are in and they have already oversold their share.

so basically what is going to happen is they are going to run out of good rice far before their orders are filled. the bad/broken rice is only used for animal food, etc.

i guess we still have china to get it from. until they decided to poison it.

no sushi for you.

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watching the rice futures will be a telling sign

3 billion of the worlds 6 billion depend on rice as a staple in their diet

damned not kidding this time
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oh shit, the Asians aren't going to like this.
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watching the rice futures will be a telling sign

3 billion of the worlds 6 billion depend on rice as a staple in their diet

damned not kidding this time
 Quoting: aVian


no doubt. i don't think americans realize the importance of rice anymore since it's not a hamburger or chicken mcnuggets.
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oh shit, the Asians aren't going to like this.
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lol the asians have plenty of rice to keep for themselves. the question is, will they share it and put it on our muti-billion dollar tab?
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.........DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

NO RICE BALLS!!!
NO SUSHI!
NO BREAKFAST!

better stock up on whale meat tounge
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I'm a rich man now.
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oh shit, the Asians aren't going to like this.


lol the asians have plenty of rice to keep for themselves. the question is, will they share it and put it on our muti-billion dollar tab?
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow

We can always borrow the money from China to buy the rice from China, to sell the rice to China, so they can sell the rice to us, so we can sell the rice to Wall Street, so the banks can make money to loan to China, so we can borrow the money from China, to buy the rice from China, so we can sell the rice to.......

ah fuck the damn rice....
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Glad I bought 100 lbs of rice this weekend. :)
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watching the rice futures will be a telling sign

3 billion of the worlds 6 billion depend on rice as a staple in their diet

damned not kidding this time
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hope the price rockets through the roof cause 3 billion people actiing out all at once should be great entertainment
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oh shit, the Asians aren't going to like this.


lol the asians have plenty of rice to keep for themselves. the question is, will they share it and put it on our muti-billion dollar tab?

We can always borrow the money from China to buy the rice from China, to sell the rice to China, so they can sell the rice to us, so we can sell the rice to Wall Street, so the banks can make money to loan to China, so we can borrow the money from China, to buy the rice from China, so we can sell the rice to.......

ah fuck the damn rice....
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laugh
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Rice is boring...I usually just shove it to the side and go for the main course...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

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i believe that virtually all of the rice that (in the usa) we eat is grown in california--however the price will undoubtedly skyrocket because of heavier demand from asia.
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I'm a rich man now.
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no shit..I got 300 lbs of it stuffed away FWIW
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i believe that virtually all of the rice that (in the usa) we eat is grown in california--however the price will undoubtedly skyrocket because of heavier demand from asia.
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what??? california??? you better check again buddy.

that's like eating picante sauce made in new york city.
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Rice is boring...I usually just shove it to the side and go for the main course...
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what if it had a gravy made from the meat grease on top?
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Rice is boring...I usually just shove it to the side and go for the main course...


what if it had a gravy made from the meat grease on top?
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Then I believe I'd push the whole damned plate aside...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Hmmm... I guess I should be glad I have about 500lbs stored away?
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Rice is boring...I usually just shove it to the side and go for the main course...


what if it had a gravy made from the meat grease on top?


Then I believe I'd push the whole damned plate aside...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


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"MORE MEGA-RICE DOOM! INSIDER SAYS THERE WILL BE A SHORTAGE. 2 MONTH WINDOW. - Democrats panic over rice cake shortage. Soy cake sales increase 10 fold!"
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I'm a rich man now.



no shit..I got 300 lbs of it stuffed away FWIW
 Quoting: aVian


It does have a shelf life, fyi.

This sucks for me since I don't eat gluten so rice is my main carb. Guess I will be going down to Costco for a couple of big bags, unless the ethnic people here already cleaned the shelves. That happened during the last rice panic.
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Re: MORE MEGA-RICE DOOM! INSIDER SAYS THERE WILL BE A SHORTAGE. 2 MONTH WINDOW.
just thought i'd post this after seeing the phillipines rice doom pin.

before you raise the b.s. flag, let me give a quick explanation that i have multiple contacts and family who work and supervise in one of the largest rice milling plants in the world.

i overhead them talking in a family get together over the weekend.......................

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I got that far.

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[link to www.newsweek.com]

When all goes well, thunderheads tower above India's southwestern state of Kerala in early June, drenching the region's vital rice fields and ensuring a bountiful harvest. From there the summer monsoon plods northward to soak the baking plains and irrigate vital breadbasket regions that feed 1.1 billion people before arriving at the foot of the Himalayas in August. Forecasting this complex meteorological process has always been an obsession within India, but this year the world will be watching. Changes in the monsoon cycle can shrink India's total grain harvest by up to 20 percent, creating a shortfall of 30 million metric tons. During India's last crop failure, in 2002, the country had a massive reserve to fall back on. "Now," says Usha Tuteja, an agricultural economist at Delhi University, "we don't have enough buffer stocks to make up for one bad year."


See, Indians had crop failures as has China and Thailand. Now, the MSM sounded an alarm bell in 2008, but Americans, and the Western world in general sat idle by and did nothing to prepare.

See, Americans don't see how this is going to effect them and it is! Very deeply! Our food prices are set to skyrocket because commodities traders are ready to pounce on this sort of news.

They don't give two shits that 500 million people could starve to death. Just give 'em their brownstones and IRoc Z's.

Pathetic.
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just thought i'd post this after seeing the phillipines rice doom pin.

before you raise the b.s. flag, let me give a quick explanation that i have multiple contacts and family who work and supervise in one of the largest rice milling plants in the world.

i overhead them talking in a family get together over the weekend.......................



I got that far.

bsflag
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It actually gets worse, look:
Thread: Philippines May Lose 600,000 Tons Rice as Supertyphoon Megi Makes Landfall


This is scary. A lot more people are going to starve this year.
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maybe I can balance this equation....

rice doom = shtf soooon

no emergency rice supply = highest amount of casualties

people who are still unprepared = fucked

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The storm is closing in to begin again from the beginning. Never sitting through my waking life oblivious. The ignorance running rampant through the city is indicative of something worse; this picture isn't pretty.
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IIRC, last time there was rice shortage, the governments made sure everyone got enough rice so hopefully no one will be starving.
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They got if from somewhere. If there isn't enough rice in the whole world, well that's a problem. They might have to learn to love corn and wheat.
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[link to www.newsweek.com]

When all goes well, thunderheads tower above India's southwestern state of Kerala in early June, drenching the region's vital rice fields and ensuring a bountiful harvest. From there the summer monsoon plods northward to soak the baking plains and irrigate vital breadbasket regions that feed 1.1 billion people before arriving at the foot of the Himalayas in August. Forecasting this complex meteorological process has always been an obsession within India, but this year the world will be watching. Changes in the monsoon cycle can shrink India's total grain harvest by up to 20 percent, creating a shortfall of 30 million metric tons. During India's last crop failure, in 2002, the country had a massive reserve to fall back on. "Now," says Usha Tuteja, an agricultural economist at Delhi University, "we don't have enough buffer stocks to make up for one bad year."


See, Indians had crop failures as has China and Thailand. Now, the MSM sounded an alarm bell in 2008, but Americans, and the Western world in general sat idle by and did nothing to prepare.

See, Americans don't see how this is going to effect them and it is! Very deeply! Our food prices are set to skyrocket because commodities traders are ready to pounce on this sort of news.

They don't give two shits that 500 million people could starve to death. Just give 'em their brownstones and IRoc Z's.

Pathetic.
 Quoting: AmericanJedi


thats 500 million less resource competitors , whats the problem? carrying capacity live within it or deal with the consequences
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just thought i'd post this after seeing the phillipines rice doom pin.

before you raise the b.s. flag, let me give a quick explanation that i have multiple contacts and family who work and supervise in one of the largest rice milling plants in the world.

i overhead them talking in a family get together over the weekend.......................



I got that far.

bsflag
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lmao

ok then. i'm really not bullshitting you though.

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Here is a likely scenario..

Most rice produced in the Philippine is exported because of its quality. (This is how it is going on now.)

The Philippines imports a LOT of rice from Thailand and other SE Asian nations because it is cheaper than the rice produced in the Philippines, and to meet consumption needs.

If the Philippine crop were to be destroyed, the farmers will keep what remains for themselves and for planting. Hopefully they don't need to buy more seed.

The rice commodity goes way up due to demand not being met. Philippine rice is a sought after commodity.

The Philippines works to buy rice from other neighboring countries, and this is the crux. Will the neighboring countries have the rice? Is there enough stored rice in the Philippines? What nations will suffer from not getting Philippine rice? There is a major Asian rice trading network, but there comes a point where all demands cannot be met
Separate science and government.
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OP, if you heard it then you must have heard NUMBERs and DATEs when the shortage happens.

Prove that you have them.

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