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Help me name my youngest goat

 
Quayle
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Help me name my youngest goat
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The oldest goat is named Halle, as in Halle Berry.
She's used to the name.

The youngest was named Nally by the guy we got both of these goats from, and I don't think the goats recognize the difference in consonants when we call them.

Therefore, I am renaming the younger goat.

If you have a better name, toss it out.

I will consider every name submitted.
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We have better things to do around here than name your sex partners.
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Those are good names.

Babs is a good name for a goat, also.

hf
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will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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Billy the kid
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Here are the goats in question.
The lighter colored goat is the one that needs a name.

If you watch Thelma and Louise backwards, it's about two women with a flying car who slowly realize their place is in the kitchen.
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Dinner
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We have better things to do around here than name your sex partners.
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chuckle
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R O S E B U D !!!!!!!!!!
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We have better things to do around here than name your sex partners.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1114533

Yeah but the county health department requires the name of everyone you have sex with when you get the clap, so blame the government, not me.
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Trixie sounds good.



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I name all my goats Whoopi Goldberg.

There has been a bit of an uprising among them because of it but that's what I got the taser pants for.
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Maximus
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Super Goat the Magnificent
or
Battlegoat Galactica
or
Sam
or
Spider Goat
or
Two Dogs Fucking
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Eugene.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
I name all my goats Whoopi Goldberg.

There has been a bit of an uprising among them because of it but that's what I got the taser pants for.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1020518

I think I kind of want you to email me.
If you watch Thelma and Louise backwards, it's about two women with a flying car who slowly realize their place is in the kitchen.
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
I like goatee better!

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Baaaabbs?
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BUTTHEAD

perfect name for a goat!!
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Maximus
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband

Dude, I was totally thinking about that right as you posted.

Too many sychs goin on tonight..
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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sophie is a good name for a goatress
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
you should name him loki.
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Shoo Shoo Fontana
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Billy!
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cialis!!

for the win quayle..
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Name him Dick.
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Maximus

Dude, I was totally thinking about that right as you posted.

Too many sychs goin on tonight..
 Quoting: His Royal Dudeness



whoooaa....that's weird
I get my energy from my inner chi. I be in outer space, but I got inner peace. - Lupe
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Quincy.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Charly, don't know why.
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Floyd.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Our goat was named "Vincent Van Goat"....

Cheers!
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Kunta kinte the III
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless