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Help me name my youngest goat

 
His Royal Dudeness

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10/18/2010 10:56 PM
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Napoleon.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
His Royal Dudeness

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If I had a goat I would name him Napoleon.
My metaphors are dirty like herpes except they're harder to catch.

"Then we MK ULTRA the little midget offspring, and math the fuck out of them. We can drop them back into China via parachute, and bring the country to a standstill."

-Thou shalt remain nameless
Oconomowoc

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'Goddamn-fino'
drinking buddy

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10/18/2010 10:59 PM

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but it is a girl goat..so maybe Josephine?

or Chevre?

"Chicken"..just to confuse things at your place. Then name the chicken 'guinea' and the guinea 'dog'.
To have done anything just for money is to have been truly idle.
-Henry David Thoreau
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Baaaabbs?
 Quoting: D. Bunker

They actually said that to me earlier when I was roofing their barn today.

Enaid

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10/18/2010 11:00 PM
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Benny
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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10/18/2010 11:01 PM
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bucky
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If I had a goat I would name him Napoleon.
 Quoting: His Royal Dudeness

If he had testicles, I would consider it. But I don't have a him. I have two hers.

Girl names. Like Victoria Paris or something.
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how about dinner?

cabrito!!!
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'Goddamn-fino'
 Quoting: Oconomowoc

First time I've ever heard that.
Obama just vetoed it.

I didn't even know he read GLP.
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Kunta kinte the III
 Quoting: His Royal Dudeness

It's a girl, dammit.
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Chewie
shoowee chewie don't eat my shoozee's
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ZyGoat
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10/18/2010 11:05 PM
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I have a toggenburg named Bindi (after that crazy kid of Steve Irwin's)
And one named Bonnie after my mother in law (lol)

I have some white Saanen named Heidi (she is an Alpine goat after all) and Delilah (White T-shirt song and she is white)

and then a wethered saanen named Caspar the friendly goat


I work with the color. Your goat is brown so name her Juanita
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Maybe your goat is the reincarnation of those poor souls who where sacrificed last weekend.

"India: 30,000 goats were sacrificed at the temple on Saturday."
[link to www.kirotv.com]

Maybe you can name your goat PhuckIndia.
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ZyGoat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085395


lmao
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
but it is a girl goat..so maybe Josephine?

or Chevre?

"Chicken"..just to confuse things at your place. Then name the chicken 'guinea' and the guinea 'dog'.
 Quoting: drinking buddy

Now hang on.
I have 50 guineas, 31 chickens, 5 dogs, 3 cats and a rabbit.
If I follow your advice, I will run around in a circle until I collapse in exhaustion in a pile of goat coco puffs, and that's not the breakfast cereal I had in mind tomorrow morning.
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how about dinner?

cabrito!!!
 Quoting: junipero

don't make me spank you.
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ZyGoat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085395

I think I want to buy you a case of beer just for that suggestion.

That's on the list.

Thank you.
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10/18/2010 11:08 PM
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Gary
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Gary
 Quoting: Brennus 989567

GIRL GOAT.
I don't want her to have transgender issues.
(No offense Nikki)
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10/18/2010 11:11 PM
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Rosie O'Donnell or Super Cabra.
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10/18/2010 11:12 PM
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how about dinner?

cabrito!!!

don't make me spank you.
 Quoting: Quayle



please spank me on my most recent thread.. quick before it goes into the dump
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Rosie O'Donnell or Super Cabra.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 417284

She's a fit goat.
If she ate Big Macs and chased them with gravy milkshakes, I would consider Rosie O'Donnell.
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10/18/2010 11:21 PM
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Thank you everyone at GLP.
No one said Caprica, and that shows good fucking taste.

P.S. Hey Ron Moore fuck you and your high horse.
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10/18/2010 11:24 PM
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
doris


or oprah
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doris


or oprah
 Quoting: junipero

Doris is on the list.
Oconomowoc

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10/18/2010 11:30 PM
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'Goddamn-fino'

First time I've ever heard that.
Obama just vetoed it.

I didn't even know he read GLP.
 Quoting: Quayle


Me grans favourite response to every question

Don't veto that shit!
Enaid

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10/18/2010 11:31 PM
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Oh! A girl...

Bella
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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10/18/2010 11:32 PM
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Re: Help me name my youngest goat
Holy shit.
Dr. Phil has the most votes.

I'm going to hate calling the goat Doctor Phil, mainly because it's so many syllables.

However, I will name the goat based on this thread.

Trixie is a close second.

Surprised there isn't more goatse votes.

GLP takes a step above the gutter. I am impressed.

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