Help me name my youngest goat

Napoleon.

If I had a goat I would name him Napoleon.

'Goddamn-fino'

but it is a girl goat..so maybe Josephine?

or Chevre?

"Chicken"..just to confuse things at your place. Then name the chicken 'guinea' and the guinea 'dog'.

They actually said that to me earlier when I was roofing their barn today.

Benny

bucky

If he had testicles, I would consider it. But I don't have a him. I have two hers.

Girl names. Like Victoria Paris or something.

how about dinner?

cabrito!!!

First time I've ever heard that.
Obama just vetoed it.

I didn't even know he read GLP.

It's a girl, dammit.

Chewie
shoowee chewie don't eat my shoozee's

ZyGoat

I have a toggenburg named Bindi (after that crazy kid of Steve Irwin's)
And one named Bonnie after my mother in law (lol)

I have some white Saanen named Heidi (she is an Alpine goat after all) and Delilah (White T-shirt song and she is white)

and then a wethered saanen named Caspar the friendly goat


I work with the color. Your goat is brown so name her Juanita

Maybe your goat is the reincarnation of those poor souls who where sacrificed last weekend.

"India: 30,000 goats were sacrificed at the temple on Saturday."
[link to www.kirotv.com]

Maybe you can name your goat PhuckIndia.

Now hang on.
I have 50 guineas, 31 chickens, 5 dogs, 3 cats and a rabbit.
If I follow your advice, I will run around in a circle until I collapse in exhaustion in a pile of goat coco puffs, and that's not the breakfast cereal I had in mind tomorrow morning.

don't make me spank you.

I think I want to buy you a case of beer just for that suggestion.

That's on the list.

Thank you.

Gary

GIRL GOAT.
I don't want her to have transgender issues.
(No offense Nikki)

Rosie O'Donnell or Super Cabra.

please spank me on my most recent thread.. quick before it goes into the dump

She's a fit goat.
If she ate Big Macs and chased them with gravy milkshakes, I would consider Rosie O'Donnell.

Thank you everyone at GLP.
No one said Caprica, and that shows good fucking taste.

P.S. Hey Ron Moore fuck you and your high horse.

doris


or oprah

Doris is on the list.

Me grans favourite response to every question

Don't veto that shit!

Oh! A girl...

Bella

Holy shit.
Dr. Phil has the most votes.

I'm going to hate calling the goat Doctor Phil, mainly because it's so many syllables.

However, I will name the goat based on this thread.

Trixie is a close second.

Surprised there isn't more goatse votes.

GLP takes a step above the gutter. I am impressed.