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James Hetfield is ruining my life

 
bert baxter
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10/20/2010 01:36 PM
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James Hetfield is ruining my life
Please don't laugh at this situation. I know it's odd but try to not comment with jokes. Ive become sensitive to this subject, I wont ever tell anyone in real life.

Ive been doing the same ritual since 1985. The ritual is 3-5 times a week, after work(2nd shift), I drive around and smoke pot and listen to thrash metal. Ive been doing this since the 1980's. Just for this I feel that Ive wasted my life. In 1988, my buddy had a Metallica Master of Puppets tape. I heard the song "Leper Messiah" in his car and it changed my reality. I bought the tape the next day.

I began listening to this song Leper Messiah religiously. Probably 20 times a week. Sometimes up to a 100 times a week. There was no other thrill better for me than to fire up a joint, follow it up with a cig and put on Leper Messiah and drive around.

I eventually was doing this into the mid 90's. Noone knew. People assumed I had a life. That I was going to girlfriends homes or going to sports parties after work. Little did they know that I was bat shyt addicted to this song(and the whole tape/cd in general). The song/cd never got old.

In and around 2002, I started getting sick minded. I was getting paranoid delusions of James Hetfield screaming at me. That he was the devil. This devil was in my mind. It could talk to me. It was talking to me. It looked just like Hetfield from the 1980's. It was mostly on a stage talking. I could envision it.

I started having nightmares about a Leper Messiah. I would wake up in a panic sweating, look around the room to find nothing. I would search my closet under my bed. Nothing. I eventually contemplated finding James Hetfield and assassinating him. This I found was the only thing I could do.

Around a year ago I burned my metallica cds. I stopped smoking pot for 7 months or so. Then 4 months ago, I smoked a few hits of weed in my buddies car and the first thing that happened was James Hetfield was stareing at me. Grinding his teeth, sweat oozing out of his skin. Dirty reddish blond hair and dirty red beard hair all over the place. The most scary expression on his face. I started panicking in my buddies car. He was freaked out and drove me home. I got home and got right in my car and raced to wal-mart to try to find Metallica Master of Puppets. My only solution to my problem was to confront the song one more time. They didnt have it. I got back in my car and left in a panic. I went home and got on the internet and downloaded it. When I played the song, it intensified my fear. I was panicking to death. I ran outside and all I could think about was "Leper Messiah, James Hetfield DEATH DIE REPEAT". I didnt sleep that night.


I still have an irrational fear of James Hetfield to this day. I dont know what to do, what can I do?
Anonymous Coward
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10/20/2010 01:43 PM
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stop listening to metallica and stop smoking...FOREVER!!! not just for some months......FOREVER!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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10/20/2010 01:44 PM
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Not laughing at you ar all OP.


Sorry i don't have any real advice except for lay off the pot and Metallica for good and that means long-term and forever.


Find some other things to occupt your mind with. Good things.

Sending love and light your way.

Be strong. You are better than that. Find youe own truth and forget about Hettfield.

hf
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10/20/2010 01:44 PM
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Metallica sucks used tampons!
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10/20/2010 01:46 PM
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I'm ruining my life over "JH" too.. due to irretractable obsession and adoration.

hf
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10/20/2010 01:47 PM
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James has a fear of stage pyrotechnics... use that to your advantage. That or call Dave Mustaine... they feared him so much, they kicked him out of the band.
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10/20/2010 01:49 PM
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an ex boy friend was james' doppleganger

even played and sang like him.

i always thought it was kinda creepy.

was way to close to the real thing.
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08/09/2012 11:53 AM
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Funky.

Stay off the bong.

Leper Messiah is indeed a great track to drive to.
To kill with?...errr...

Crikey!
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08/09/2012 11:58 AM
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laugh
BRIEF
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08/09/2012 12:02 PM

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laugh
 Quoting: fuchyou


^^^this^^^








With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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08/09/2012 12:04 PM

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Fight fire with fire and switch to Testamentrockon
BRIEF
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Fight fire with fire and switch to Testamentrockon
 Quoting: Gregor Samsa



With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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08/09/2012 12:05 PM
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And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet in your head..Signed James "Papa Het" Hetfield..P.s. See you soon!!
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08/09/2012 12:06 PM
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Cancer will cure your smoking.
BRIEF
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08/09/2012 12:07 PM

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And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet in your head..Signed James "Papa Het" Hetfield..P.s. See you soon!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9503710



With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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08/09/2012 12:10 PM
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switch to bath salts you're giving weed a bad name
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08/09/2012 12:11 PM
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Listen to GnR! Way better.. listen to all GnR.. not depressing.. none of it ever. AXL! 4eva!
AxE-i-DeNt

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08/09/2012 12:13 PM

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Cancer will cure your smoking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15420535


Please backup your statement with 1 documented case of pot related cancer...

Oh you can't...

stfu
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08/09/2012 12:17 PM
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are you afish FirstBornchuckle/ FreemasonIdol1 and are you confuing creeping death with leper Messiah rockons226charliefliplaugh
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08/09/2012 12:20 PM
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Drink tea and listen to John Denver.
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08/09/2012 12:20 PM
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Stop Metallica and stop smoking the cigarettes.

Pray to Yahueh, (IAUE, your Creator's personal only name, which He told to Moses, Abraham, and adam and Eve, the name which his messiah carried and still carries, of course (Yahushua). (Or YAH-shua). do not worry, this world will be ended for all this vicious wickedness and torment. Yah hates that our enemy has done this to all of His creation, and He loves you, so does King Yahushua, who will return when the world least expects him to, and they will try to hide, terrified, and their Horus and Jesus will not be able to save them from his wrath.

But Yahushua will already know who hated this shit and who loved it, so you are going to be all right.

Pray to Yah/Yahu/Yahueh/Yahuwah/Yahweh in His identifiable name. It is His identity and it describes His essence of creator/creating, and always being, not being created.

It is vital for us all to know this. Nothing is wrong with weed, it is natural and cures cancer. But cigarettes, they will kill you if you do not stop, so please do stop those and watch the weed that is GMO'd by government. Take some wine if you prefer, but make your own, so no fluoride phosphates are on the grapes.

I will pray to Yahueh for you. I know He/They love you. (His co-creator, the Word, who was with Yah in the beginning when they made everything).

Jesus is not our biblical messiah, it is the false one, if celebrated at Christmas and Easter, and in all the Solar Deity customs, doctrines and holidays. It is funny how those who say they hold to the Bible and its messiah, (Yahshua/Yahushua) refuse to hold to anything he said to do, and do all the things that he condemned those people for doing.

that is funny, and they will be off to never-never land someday for refusing their own ostensible book which has his words recorded in it.
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08/09/2012 12:25 PM
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Ride the Lightning was the last best album they had. except the song "one" everything they did after sucked donkey balls.
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08/09/2012 12:30 PM
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Ride the Lightning was the last best album they had. except the song "one" everything they did after sucked donkey balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21611188

Haha, well, you fail at understanding Metallica.

xcept the song "One"...ahhh, gold.
You like Mariah?
Gregor Samsa

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08/09/2012 12:39 PM

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Re: James Hetfield is ruining my life
Ride the Lightning was the last best album they had. except the song "one" everything they did after sucked donkey balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21611188


For me Justice for all was the last Metallica album. And "One" is not in my top 5 list from that album, allthough it's a good ballad.
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08/09/2012 12:48 PM
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my favorite
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08/09/2012 12:51 PM
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stop listening to metallica and stop smoking...FOREVER!!! not just for some months......FOREVER!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136285


Why?

Because you say so?

I've got a suggestion...move from Italy, quit talking Italian and posting on GLP. FOREVER!!!

That sound good to you???
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08/09/2012 12:52 PM

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I grew up listening to Metallica. Hell I'm old enough to remember when Metallica was just 4 young guys living out of a van around the bay area, playing any dive that would have them. Ahh those were the days. Getting high to Seek and Destroy and banging your chick to Call of Ktulu lol
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08/09/2012 12:54 PM
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HELLA YEAH!

I loved the obnoxious get fucked production on St Anger...fucking HIGH ART!
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08/09/2012 12:57 PM
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Stay away from Fade To Black.

Anyway. Welcome Home! Santeriam.

Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will!!!!!!
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08/09/2012 12:57 PM
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Binge & Purge baby rockon
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08/09/2012 12:58 PM
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Fight fire with fire and switch to Testamentrockon
 Quoting: Gregor Samsa


Testament sucks dog balls,no offense.

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