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* I want what's in your psyche * I want it bad *

 
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Beat me, fuck me, make me write bad checks.
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Why did God put the butthole so close to the funhole?
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So when she's drunk you can carry her home like a six pack!
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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i may not go down in history....



but i'll go down on your little sister
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'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' - Dr. Seuss

'You know something is happening here, but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?' - Bob Dylan
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Get down.
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Here I sit broken hearted,
paid 2c and only farted.

Do not cry broken hearted,
when your old you'll shit
when you think you farted.
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
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I am interrupting to apologize to the faint of heart for how page 7 is unfolding. Debauchery has run rampant and uncontrollable.

And now for something completely different -

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.


Monty Pythons Galaxy Song

[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

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Speed Limit

55
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Speed Limit

55

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lmao
F.B.Nyte

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I think most of you are batshit insane. I don't understand this fucking place. It's hard to believe some of the posters are even real. I wish I knew how to quit GLP.


BRATSHIT CRAZY
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Says so at the bottom of the page...
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"We do not discriminate against the mentally ill!"
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I-call-M-as-I-c-M (OP)

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On Democracy everyone dotes
Its why Pilgrims came here on boats
yet today is the day
for which pundits are paid
to explain why nobody votes
I-call-M-as-I-c-M (OP)

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There once was a party with tea,
they claimed it helped them to see.
They said they will use axes,
to cut the budget, and the taxes.
Crying "Just don't stop spending on me!"
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who are those people and where is my soup?
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Today I am eligible to be President.

In celebration, I'm reposting my thoughts from a thread I made yesterday.

hf


polar political paradigm poem


by SaltWaterTaffy

The polar political paradigm -
it makes me feel so very sad.
To throw in with one or another,
you seem like you've surely been had.

For how does that man on the teevee
care more than your neighbor and friend
whom you called a tard, and rode so very hard,
for flipping a coin in the end?

See the guy who just now got elected
is no different from the man before.
He's not like you or me,
he's the powers that be,
and he uses you like a cheap whore.

For if he were not there to "help" us,
how much less would truly get done?
Would the world be less sane
or somehow more inane?
Would there be much more work and less fun?

The way it stands now fellow voter,
there's a shitstorm that's coming our way,
and when it hits the fan,
we'll do what we can,
but he'll be in the bunker that day.

So let's all now take a quiet moment
and reflect upon one special thing.
It's the people, you see,
not the powers that be,
for whom we must let freedom ring.

Happy Election Day Y'all!

Be kind to each other!
:SWT name:

When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
I-call-M-as-I-c-M (OP)

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I want and need attention badly. Fork it over.
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no matter where I go there I am
I-call-M-as-I-c-M (OP)

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I-call-M-as-I-c-M hates to be ignored.

fuck

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SaltWaterTaffy

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Happy birthday to me.

Beer in 54 minutes.

hf
:SWT name:

When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
SaltWaterTaffy

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fuck a duck
:SWT name:

When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
Anonymous Coward
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the voices in my head dont like you
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This thread is much cooler than that other thread.

Those people are so crazieee..

crazyjak
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Repent! The End Is Extremely F***ing Nigh.
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jdepp
I can honestly tell you, the tea party sucks.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain
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(Saw this on a Uni Toilet Wall)

My Mother made me a Lesbian!!

(Below it)

If I buy her the wool, will she make me one too!
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thank you.
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The pineal gland in your head is a gate to other places.
It's cut off by the powers that be.

Because if you knew how to use it you would not be a slave.


The eye if horus is in you.
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"Whatever you do will be insignificant,
but it is very important that you do it."
M. Ghandi
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A cracked and shining mirror
glowing in the dark
reflecting dreams
of who we thought
we were

As his vision slowly cleared, the traveler came to the startling realization that he had been sitting by the side of the road, repeatedly hitting himself in the head with his walking staff. He had in fact been doing this for a quarter of a century.

Shaking his head at his own folly, he dusted himself off, set his gaze upon the road up the mountain and once more set off upon his journey.
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To establish when page 8 will manifest GLP'ers shall assist in assembly and disassembly operations involving such functions as mating/demating of motors, equipment section and interstage sections only then will baby bring on page 8
baby
To celebrate, GLP'ers shall assist Missile Electronic Craftsmen in performing missile systems tests using Shore-based Acceptance Checkout Equipment (SACE).
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A Poem So Sane(In)

If all of world had gone insane
And them be normal, few
Be insane then called normle?
And normaal be called coo?

And that today this be it now
Is my behumbled view
The us that's nermal be locked up
And world's amuck with COO
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To establish when page 8 will manifest GLP'ers shall assist in assembly and disassembly operations involving such functions as mating/demating of motors, equipment section and interstage sections only then will baby bring on page 8
baby
To celebrate, GLP'ers shall assist Missile Electronic Craftsmen in performing missile systems tests using Shore-based Acceptance Checkout Equipment (SACE).
 Quoting: I-call-M-as-I-c-M

OK!
No problem-o ! Where do I sign for electronic deposit?

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