* I want what's in your psyche * I want it bad *

cream cheese wontons where the downfall of a free thinking society.

jesus came because human improvement by human hands is impossible. at least that's what the story implies.

a bird in the hand means you ain't in her bush

Are we going to get any answers, dammit..(smacks table with fist)

My dog likes the bathroom trash when Aunt Flo visits.

Look what you'v done!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be back soon, but I'll have to leave first. How can I get back if I don't leave first?

It's really amazing how those two things are attached!

i can't stand that "new jew russ" guy.

every time i see his fake propganada religious self centered egotistical asshole posts with a calendar on it i wanna stab a kitten's eye.

end transmission

Now Wanda the fortune telling fish swims freely, but she will not speak. I'm not sure what to do.

I'm starting to miss my personal stupidity around here.

I also miss spring. Crickets tend to get so emancipated in the spring, and the spring water is so refreshing.

Now let me self-analyze: what I miss is spring stupidity. It is so magical how it twists in the same direction to eternity...

Spring is so silly in its choice.

Last Edited by Bianco on 10/22/2010 06:16 PM

Quote: Got something to say? Be spontaneous.

When somebody says: "Be spontaneous!"
All I ever wanted to say, seemes to be gone...
But if you insist:

I hab a cold and dont like it one bit. Sigh....

Oh...last week a co-worker was very intently checking a hot water wall thingy....fiddling with the pipes, seriously looking it up and down. A small gathering of us were impatiently waiting to use the hot water tap and one of us asked what on earth she was doing! She picked up a piece of metal (a small screw)and said "THIS just hit me in the head! It came from above...so I was trying to find out if it was important".

I said dryly "maybe it was a message from God." Then came the torrent of suggestions from the others..."screw you?" " you're screwed!" "stop screwing with me!" "you need a........" "you need a new boyfriend, his willy is too small!" well you get the message. Was pretty funny at the time....but then again we were bored.

Last Edited by Red Red Whine on 10/23/2010 06:27 AM

I think Bruce Forsyth might be immortal..

Try and stop me!

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I am awakening more and more every day

jump, jump, jump, slip, scrabble, scrabble, slide, grip, stop, climb, climb, jump

Riddle diddle bang slang flop shop indigo with a fat snack eaten over gang tang.

He is on runners.

I should have been honest...

He drinks babies blood.

Ive said it now!

whail an gham peuyhr talhe donesueurmn gnoraoueh mariyare kael

What word unsaid

Higher beings call

Wonderings directed

Remote controlled hand

"Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace"

"Oh, pilot of the storm who leaves no trace"

"Heed the path that led me to that place"

meaty-cybernetics

Betimes the nose is picked as Constantine glances about the monkey stole my taco standing in sleet falling through time and space recursively conjugate light in the mirror sweet reflections of self loathing and fear.

Panis Angelicus
(I get off on Latin)

la trala lala

Panic sex.....

I discovered that I know a woman who is one legged behind the scenes.

Does she own a parrot that likes a carrot.

No, but once while in gym class she got a demerit.