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yep ORION ALPHA is one messed up weirdo
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I know, .. when you see a new reply on this thread from your mamas basement, you excitedly click on it and only see my response,

sucks, doesnt it?
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yes...ORION ALPHA...you SUCK, crawl into a hole and expire
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It didnt happen to the Chilean Miners and it wont happen to me. I wear Oakleys and Pentagram t shirts !

The Phoenix will lift me up.
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Is that your real pic?



Yes, Ma'am. Sorry Im getting all heated up. I just think we can all try to learn from one another.. Many practices that are feared is from the Celtic people too. They had the European Pagan ways. Which simply meant country dweller.

What you think of "satan" today is a newer Christian invention..

Pagan Gods such as Pan with his horns and pan pipes go way further back to European heritage.
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You're such a fucking liar. That may be your real face, emphasis on MAY BE, but that is NOT your real picture. That is one of the worst Photoshops I have ever seen. Your skin-tone from the original face shot doesn't even match the guy in the mountain background, and you have a huge hot-spot on your forehead, in a diffused outside lighting situation.

Real picture,...

rofl
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Part of my job, This site is full of fucks that want to bring back the witch trials and hate and duality,

Its not going to happen.

I will assure you, It will not


If I showed my real face, any of you would assasinate me, big deal

Who here does except Scrump and Texas Gal. and maybe 5 others.

99 percent use avatars for their protection from people like you.
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Part of my job, This site is full of fucks that want to bring back the witch trials and hate and duality,

Its not going to happen.

I will assure you, It will not


If I showed my real face, any of you would assasinate me, big deal

Who here does except Scrump and Texas Gal. and maybe 5 others.

99 percent use avatars for their protection from people like you.
 Quoting: ORION ALPHA


Haha, did you report my post with the link to the stockphoto you pasted your head on?

Look dude, I could care less if you use a real picture of yourself or not, BUT DO NOT FUCKING BLATANTLY LIE ABOUT IT!

I sincerely doubt most, if not all of the people posting their pictures here, are not really who they claim to be.
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Oh, and I don't know why you need "protection" from me. I could give a shit less about your New Age, misguided ramblings.

I'm a real person, with a life, and better things to do than chase you all over GLP and attack whatever crap you believe in. I'm just as much a part of the social experiment. However, it wasn't very difficult for me to point out how quick you were to lie, and since I really dislike liars, I felt compelled to.

Trust me though, I am no threat to you, or your beliefs.
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So does everyone realize the blog posst was from June of this year? It's still up and there have been no follow up posts afaik so maybe it's bs.
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Part of my job, This site is full of fucks that want to bring back the witch trials and hate and duality,

Its not going to happen.

I will assure you, It will not


If I showed my real face, any of you would assasinate me, big deal

Who here does except Scrump and Texas Gal. and maybe 5 others.

99 percent use avatars for their protection from people like you.


Haha, did you report my post with the link to the stockphoto you pasted your head on?

Look dude, I could care less if you use a real picture of yourself or not, BUT DO NOT FUCKING BLATANTLY LIE ABOUT IT!

I sincerely doubt most, if not all of the people posting their pictures here, are not really who they claim to be.
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Sorry, thank you for your kindness...

I have gotten a death threats before. And they would post where I live online cause of what I believe in. , Why cant everyone love eachother, Why the hate..

Well anyways, its GLP eh? I bet most of us are scared, watching the world. What tomorrow may bring.


99 percent is true though, Im too messed up in a accident. it took all my life away and I had to start over.

Before the ladies wouldnt leave me alone before the accident, I didnt Model runaway two times only, I tried it wasnt for me , Now its a different story my bodies fucked up. sorry.

Id do anything to climb a mountain again...

Just fucked up tragedy of being handicapped..

But yeah, I do get death threats before..

just the world we live in.
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Part of my job, This site is full of fucks that want to bring back the witch trials and hate and duality,

Its not going to happen.

I will assure you, It will not


If I showed my real face, any of you would assasinate me, big deal

Who here does except Scrump and Texas Gal. and maybe 5 others.

99 percent use avatars for their protection from people like you.


Haha, did you report my post with the link to the stockphoto you pasted your head on?

Look dude, I could care less if you use a real picture of yourself or not, BUT DO NOT FUCKING BLATANTLY LIE ABOUT IT!

I sincerely doubt most, if not all of the people posting their pictures here, are not really who they claim to be.


Sorry, thank you for your kindness...

I have gotten a death threats before. And they would post where I live online cause of what I believe in. , Why cant everyone love eachother, Why the hate..

Well anyways, its GLP eh? I bet most of us are scared, watching the world. What tomorrow may bring.


99 percent is true though, Im too messed up in a accident. it took all my life away and I had to start over.

Before the ladies wouldnt leave me alone before the accident, I didnt Model runaway two times only, I tried it wasnt for me , Now its a different story my bodies fucked up. sorry.

Id do anything to climb a mountain again...

Just fucked up tragedy of being handicapped..

But yeah, I do get death threats before..

just the world we live in.
 Quoting: PHILOSOPHERS STONE


Why hide? Part of winning the battle against evil is facing our own demons, and owning up to who we are, both mentally, and spiritually.

If you really are handicapped, then it is only fucked up because you allow yourself to perceive it negatively, and feed in to the mindset that a disability is just that.

Would 1000 walks on the tallest mountain trails be worth the valuable lessons in humility you gain from being handicapped? I don't think so personally. I know most people would call me cruel or insensitive for making it sound like it is a gift, but I believe everything happens for a reason, even the things we feel are unfair, and cause strife.

Look at what you have gained, not what you have lost.
I just want to go home.
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Why would a girl who calls her new album "Welcome to the Dark Side" and whores around like noone else pretend to be an angel of God who wants to save the world.

Very suspicious behavior.


Because she herself is also deceived.


this may be the case.

the whole 'sell your soul' thing...

i have a friend in the music industry. he's been fairly successful and i always wondered why, because honestly, i don't see why what he creates gets the attention it does.

well, back at the end of june, he decided to quit. quit making music, quit touring... and he opened up a restaurant so he has some kind of income when all that tour money runs out.

anyways, he's always had satanic and illuminati themes in his work... songs and album artwork with symbolism all through it.

so i was joking with him when he told me he was getting out of the music biz and i said, "what? that deal you made with the devil turned out to be different than what you thought?"

and he just looked at me for a minute, then he got this serious look on his face and just said, "something like that." and wouldn't explain any further.

you never really know for sure.



Unless you have the energy of Mick Jagger or Jon Bon Jovi

its called Growing up, Im sure MOST guys into their 30's and 40's dont want to keep singing and dancing and looking at sexy babes,

Its called settling down

Everyone knows that industry causes burn out for some...

Even Madonna is finally slowing down,

And what kids/teens, dont like dark themes???? I did when I was younger,

then something happens

You grow up !

DUH.
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yeah that's a pretty grounded way to look at it i guess. waking up jaded and old(er)... backpeddling on a deal with satan sounds WAY cooler than just 'OLD'

thanks for the insight, old man.
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Why hide? Part of winning the battle against evil is facing our own demons, and owning up to who we are, both mentally, and spiritually.

If you really are handicapped, then it is only fucked up because you allow yourself to perceive it negatively, and feed in to the mindset that a disability is just that.

Would 1000 walks on the tallest mountain trails be worth the valuable lessons in humility you gain from being handicapped? I don't think so personally. I know most people would call me cruel or insensitive for making it sound like it is a gift, but I believe everything happens for a reason, even the things we feel are unfair, and cause strife.

Look at what you have gained, not what you have lost.
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Yes ! Youre absolutely right and insightful. It is a gift in that sense. I like the story of Lucifer, cause God brought him down when he became to big for his britches, Its the archetype I relate to the most.

Thats why I think those in that kind of Dark Image Hobby need the space to work it out, If no one is harmed that is. (Lucifer still means Light btw..) lol...

Lots of Kids are relating to dark themes and sex and should just work it out thru their system best way they can.

They are confused, hormones raging and the way the economy is going they dont know if they have a future or not. Of course Id be depressed !

I would be a selfish vain person. if I wasnt brought down to the state I am. And Ive learned more things that I wouldnt have learned before. I learned a deeper spirituality.

Before it was just doing good in school. I was an honors student easily.

Now its a challenge to read one page of anything

Maybe it saved my soul, being brought down from a high place

lol...
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Why would a girl who calls her new album "Welcome to the Dark Side" and whores around like noone else pretend to be an angel of God who wants to save the world.

Very suspicious behavior.


Because she herself is also deceived.


this may be the case.

the whole 'sell your soul' thing...

i have a friend in the music industry. he's been fairly successful and i always wondered why, because honestly, i don't see why what he creates gets the attention it does.

well, back at the end of june, he decided to quit. quit making music, quit touring... and he opened up a restaurant so he has some kind of income when all that tour money runs out.

anyways, he's always had satanic and illuminati themes in his work... songs and album artwork with symbolism all through it.

so i was joking with him when he told me he was getting out of the music biz and i said, "what? that deal you made with the devil turned out to be different than what you thought?"

and he just looked at me for a minute, then he got this serious look on his face and just said, "something like that." and wouldn't explain any further.

you never really know for sure.



Unless you have the energy of Mick Jagger or Jon Bon Jovi

its called Growing up, Im sure MOST guys into their 30's and 40's dont want to keep singing and dancing and looking at sexy babes,

Its called settling down

Everyone knows that industry causes burn out for some...

Even Madonna is finally slowing down,

And what kids/teens, dont like dark themes???? I did when I was younger,

then something happens

You grow up !

DUH.



yeah that's a pretty grounded way to look at it i guess. waking up jaded and old(er)... backpeddling on a deal with satan sounds WAY cooler than just 'OLD'

thanks for the insight, old man.
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Sure dude, No one wants to die, All humans are the same, We wished we lived a perfect life forever, Most are confused what Earth really is..and why were here,

Its like we are shortchanged.. and got the bad end of whatever deal happened thousands of years ago.

For some, Satan is a way to vent ones anger at a messed up world.

LOL, if you really observe some Dark Pagans, they do just that, vent all the time how this world is unjust and unfair.
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this is a pretty weird read. I've never heard an actual celebrity say any of the stuff she says in her blog here

Don't get me wrong, I'm not some kind of a fan of hers or anything. But this was interesting

[link to misstilaomg.com]






I personally think this "mind control" started with the audible tones for the hearing tests in schools.........I have heard the exact same tone......and yes, electronic devices are capable of emitting signals not audible to the human ear.....sometimes they are though if they turn up the frequency because your mind is resisting........and my mind ALWAYS will.........

They have satellites in space........they aren't up there for no reason. Anyone that thinks this isn't possible, is an idiot.


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hi!
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EXACTLY a few seconds before I scroll down until your post I had turned my loudspeaker volume down and off to see 'hear' where the heck that signal was coming from...And turned off the portable heater as well (I have my own 'lab' at the end of the garden where neither the kids or wife (sometimes and ...for adult stuff only and bring fresh beers -her excuse because i do have a small fridge in here !) lol)
- rooms for rent-
THEN I read your post !!!!COINCIDENCE?no.
Nice and pleased to meet you.no-need-to-talk.
welcome.Exactly said.And many more things...
read airfArce2025 it's a pdf file.it brings light .
we all know cfr-is-a-state-in-the-state and that usa was the creaSsUuuuuN of some darkfArces...
Our best ally?-->Vivasvan.
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galactical hugs and spiritual handshake-à la façon des p-lei-ade-s...wink
don't worry.they-CANNOT produce enough money to buy more TR&+ 3 -+ Bs .Thanks GOD !!!
no we -hotel reservations-apons can kill a soul... apart antimattEr weapons (JUST what L -cheap rooms- HC is building.
(but theylizz hard ss DO remember their ancient antartica experiment(planet went loco ,flooded,froze and they lost the north...AND their highly needed contact with their-motherplanet
controlcenter--)and atlantide was erased by a ray from Ma-rs -hotel-brekfast
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and here was my original material to post here:
"Brad and I do manage to make special time for each child," Jolie told the British tabloid Hello!, which paid $14 million for shared rights to the first photos of the twins, last August. "With six kids it takes up the majority of the day."
14 MILLIONS !!!----> simply SCANDALOUS.
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Ok, there is definetely something going down with her twitter account you posted, OP.

I have just spent the past more than 5 minutes trying to recover my laptop from freezing up after going onto that website.

There is most certainly something she's saying that has pissed of TPTB and they're trying to take it down or make it extremely burdensome to access her words to the general public.

Someone, please, that can access this, copy and paste it onto here so that we can see what she's saying.

I still can't access it. It is totally wigging my computer out.

Tequila, if you're not part of the disinfo prop machine of TPTB, they will now hunt you down relentless and try to kill you. You MUST have the proper spiritual amour of Jesus Christ on you as the previous poster said. This is no joke. If you're serious, He's the only one that can protect you from them.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but have you ever though that the very story of our saviour Jesus is part of the "disinfo prop machine" you speak of? Hell-O??
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I am freaked out. a few days ago someone did a thread about gang stalkers and I commented "I wonder if the government has a device it uses to hypnotize people into doing things they normally wouldn't do. I don't even know why I said this because I don't know a lot about hypnotism.
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the guy killing someone in McDonald's and not remembering it - sounds like hypnotic suggestion.
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Tila


a second site that mirrors your own would be good as they are jacking your site-many people have tried to access your site and had their computers assaulted or jammed...even crashing many...so obviously you have those 'others' who will do as they always do


evil
for
evils
sake

I understand the information presented and have seen the industry and know things like yourself that MANY do not

IOW
be careful
as they did dispose of the J&J friend you had a relationship with-or seemed to have...

Even when one eats out-they need to be sure they are not at risk-many are struggling and many do work for cash in hand or favors...even bus help...so caution is advised

for ALL truth tellers

they are targetted hard-even others outside the hellyweird bastion

(like Mallove and cold fusion...from the simpler to the advanced, truthtellers are threatened the minute they speak...truth be known-and sometimes the truth is more important and many have already been attacked or destroyed for it)
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bump

can OP. edit all Orions trash out of this thread...it has absolutely no relevance at all.
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Tila


a second site that mirrors your own would be good as they are jacking your site-many people have tried to access your site and had their computers assaulted or jammed...even crashing many...so obviously you have those 'others' who will do as they always do


evil
for
evils
sake

I understand the information presented and have seen the industry and know things like yourself that MANY do not

IOW
be careful
as they did dispose of the J&J friend you had a relationship with-or seemed to have...

Even when one eats out-they need to be sure they are not at risk-many are struggling and many do work for cash in hand or favors...even bus help...so caution is advised

for ALL truth tellers

they are targetted hard-even others outside the hellyweird bastion

(like Mallove and cold fusion...from the simpler to the advanced, truthtellers are threatened the minute they speak...truth be known-and sometimes the truth is more important and many have already been attacked or destroyed for it)
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uuuuuhhh
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Tila


a second site that mirrors your own would be good as they are jacking your site-many people have tried to access your site and had their computers assaulted or jammed...even crashing many...so obviously you have those 'others' who will do as they always do


evil
for
evils
sake

I understand the information presented and have seen the industry and know things like yourself that MANY do not

IOW
be careful
as they did dispose of the J&J friend you had a relationship with-or seemed to have...

Even when one eats out-they need to be sure they are not at risk-many are struggling and many do work for cash in hand or favors...even bus help...so caution is advised

for ALL truth tellers

they are targetted hard-even others outside the hellyweird bastion

(like Mallove and cold fusion...from the simpler to the advanced, truthtellers are threatened the minute they speak...truth be known-and sometimes the truth is more important and many have already been attacked or destroyed for it)
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In the mind of the delusional, reality always right beside you.
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The person feeding her this info is the one who needs to be careful. Unless she has been playing dumb, this is a little over her head.



Maybe so...

You gotta wonder, eh?

How DID she find out about this?

Is she just a looney conspiritard who had 15 mins. of fame years ago??

Or has she really been told/witnessed things?

And her girlfriend... THAT shit is strange.







Why does it have on her "letterhead" at the top of the page. Welcome to the Darkside?



That's exactly the point... she was used to mind-fuck people too. She is playing their game, or trying to still. Thing is, she should have just got the hell out of the game, moved to Fiji, and never said a word. Sheeple will never understand anyway. I guess you never know, maybe somehow they could.

Just weird.



Yeah. Not to mention her fiance was the Jonson & Johnson heiress. Something tells me she knows something. bump
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I hope everyone realizes this "fiance" relationship was complete bunk. These were roles that the perverts had their puppets play. This "Tila" girl isn't even gay and the other one probably wasn't either. That the Johnson & Johnson girl was dead for days before "Tila" know about it just proves there wasn't even closeness between these girls. The girls were nothing more than props used by the sleaze to promote their agenda of dehumanization.
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google "glp psyop"
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google "we all ready know that"
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then why are you a paid subscriber?
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google "we all ready know that"


then why are you a paid subscriber?
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because he/she is just another paid shill of glp. Most of them are and you can see that when they have a star next to their name, like susano for example...
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People can talk about the origins of myths and try to educate Christians about them but these myths have been corrupted and used for evil purposes. If you study Satanism you'll find out how they crrupted the old myths
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The Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society is a secret society of clones of former Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler intent on world conquest. Under the leadership of Evil Elvis, Noam Particular and Eva Braun II, they have become one of the greatest nuisances to the earth in years, and are very close to being considered an actual threat by the FBI. Despite its name, the society is in fact no longer connected to the Illuminati, as they had been expelled from the organization for not taking their goal of world domination seriously enough. After World War II the Illuminati, impressed by Hitler's early successes in the war's opening phase, sought to harness his military skill by retreiving his brain, despite claims that there was too much fuss over Hitler already and they ought to use the brain of someone less known like Erwin Rommel, who was rumored to be able to destroy Hitler with using his body nor physic powers. Unfortunately, after the organ had been reanimated, it became apparent that the effects of being shot and burned had taken its toll when they followed its advice of attacking Russia on the coldest day of the year with their entire invasion force of twelve butt naked and armed only with snowballs. The only survivor of this disastrous attack was so annoyed with the brain he flushed it down the nearest toilet. Although it was recovered, it was determined that it would be impossible to reanimate the thing again. A new method would be needed to harness Hitler's stategic planning abilties.

After some thought, the Illuminati decided to use what remained of the brain to create a clone of Hitler. Unfortunately, to do this they would need the help of a Nazi Scientist, and all the good ones had already been taken by the USA and the USSR. The Illuminati had to make do with a drunken slacker, who proved to be thoroughly incompetent and left the Illuminati with an abundance of lazy unsuccessful clones who didn't contribute anything and frequently came close to blowing the organization's cover. Finally, the leader of the Illuminati had the scientist sacked, expelled the Hitler clones, and sold the right to make a film about cloning Hitler's brain to recoup the losses his organization suffered. Current Activities

Upon the rise of Eva Braun II, the society ceased its prank-related activities and began to focus solely on taking over the world. Their main strategy is believed to be taking control of world governments by replacing world leaders with their own members. Unfortunately, because their membership is composed entirely of clones of Adolf Hitler, this has proven to be extremely difficult, and they have preferred to use brainwashing and bribery to gain influence. Their other main strategy is seeking to make life so inconvenient that people will willingly submit to their domination if they'll stop it. In this capacity their agents have infiltrated tech support centers, book publishers, the IRS and the banking industry. There has been some debate over whether or not this constitutes continued prank activity.
Their original logo. Please take into account they were tired and drunk when they created it and they couldn't use a swastika as every single anti-discrimination and serious Neo-Nazi group would sue them for hate crimes and defamation by association respectively.
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Alledged Atrocities

The following is a list of some of the atrocities the Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society has been accused of.

* Using processed American Cheese on pizza to create a weapon of mass destruction.
* Smuggling weapons to warlords in Wikipedia.
* The Euro.
* That one really bad horror movie I can't remember the name of.
* Attempting to fuse Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice into a single being, capable of writing songs twice as bad, yet twice as sucessful.
* The sinking of the Titanic, as well as producing a movie about it.
* Vandalizing Uncyclopedia We Pwned U Alx Jonez Vandalizing Uncyclopedia.
* Posting Star Trek articles on Memory Alpha.
* Putting Cait Sith in Final Fantasy VII
* Created the 9-11 incident, and blamed it on Osama Bin Laden.
* Littering.
* Global Warming
* Harrasing police officers to arrest them for littering so they can get some publicity.
* Detonating a dirty bomb in a major metropolitan area that killed millions.
* Triggering the Great Pirate-Ninja Conflict by telling a ninja that a pirate insulted his mother.
* Bringing about the 2003 Iraq War.
* Assisting Dr. Chaos in the terrorization of South Park, Colorado.
* The end of the world on December 21, 2012
* Exaggerating their accomplishments.

Threat Assessment

The United States government currently refuses to consider The Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society a terrorist organization. Indeed, due to the frequency of their failures, and the magnitude by which their schemes backfire, they are currently considered a tax-exempt charity organization.

As of March 2006, any call made to the FBI asking about "The Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society's danger to America or the world" will result in the line dropping dead within 15 seconds, invariably preceded by uncontrolled laughter on the other end of the line.Today He is lved


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