OK, Everyone Relax. I Just Figured Out This Moon-Sun Out of Orbit Thing, REALLY!!
You know how all these people on GLP and elsewhere swear that the moon and sun are not where they are supposed to be? Like "My bedroom window faces North and the sun never shone into it before this year?" And "I used to be able to hang my clothes out to dry in a certain place in the back yard but now the sun doesn't shine there?" or the Eskimos supposedly saying that the moon and sun are in different places than ever before?
While at the same time, another group of people (such as me) is saying that everything looks normal to us, our sky programs are working correctly etc?
OK, here's what it is: We are posting from alternate universes! Yes! So simple: two alternate timelines/universes that share the same internet!
We can never meet in person, but we can share what is happening in our world with each other in the alternate (Bizarro) world.