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Can you baptize yourself?

 
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Can you baptize yourself?
question say it all.^^^^
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
you can even circumcise yourself if you want.
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
Yes, in the pressence of witnesses
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
Thers alot of things you can do to yourself, all funner than baptizing.
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Yup, great solution for finally getting it right.
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
Yes, you can. Just ask yourself before, do you believe? That is really all that matters
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
Of course...


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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
Of course...


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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
yes you can. It's just a public declaration of your faith/belief.
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
question say it all.^^^^
 Quoting: Priest#3



I think so.

I was so drunk once that I peed on myself.



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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
I understand baptism to be a public expression of an internal happening, so you would want to be seen doing it, which might look kinda weird to witnesses that didn't know what was going on.
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I think so.

I was so drunk once that I peed on myself.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1147260

That's only cool if the heavens parted and a dove landed on you. abduct
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
question say it all.^^^^
 Quoting: Priest#3


baptizing is to demonstrate the location of an individual human 'consciousness' inside their body....it is in the water....


so technically, you cannot baptize yourself, your mother does it when she provides your embryo with water....
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
question say it all.^^^^
 Quoting: Priest#3


Your faith itself has healed you my son...

go and tell no one of this.
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
Yes, in the pressence of witnesses
 Quoting: Rev. Stargazer


can you supply us with your witness of CHRIST?

thanks in advance
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
I was so drunk once that I peed on myself.

That's only cool if the heavens parted and a dove landed on you. abduct
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I didn't have any acid handy at the time.




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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
your mother does it when she provides your embryo with water....
 Quoting: Sugarelf



My mom never peed on me.

Damn.


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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
your mother does it when she provides your embryo with water....



My mom never peed on me.

Damn.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1147260


the average human body is composed of more than 72 percent water....you are aware of this ??


your body gets its first water from your mother....
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
yes you can. It's just a public declaration of your faith/belief.
maranatha hf
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baptism is not a public declaration question is the public there when you get baptized NO it is mostly those in your church that witness not the public . the truth of the matter is this baptism is for remissions of sins as the first chuch taught Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Most think they are saved by Romans 10:9-11 by just believe and confess and your saved question? does Romans 10:9 come before Romans 6:3 Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death?
Ofcourse not!
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Re: Can you baptize yourself?
question say it all.^^^^
 Quoting: Priest#3


baptizing is to demonstrate the location of an individual human 'consciousness' inside their body....it is in the water....


so technically, you cannot baptize yourself, your mother does it when she provides your embryo with water....
 Quoting: Sugarelf


amniotic fluid...its the babes pee

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