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Your Momma..............

 
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11/01/2010 03:38 PM
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Your Momma..............
Your Momma................ wears a wig with a chin-strap.

That's the best I got.

My Momma's beggin for it- what you got?
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11/01/2010 03:40 PM
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your mommas so fat when she sit around da house SHE REALY SIT AROUND A HOUSE
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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11/01/2010 03:40 PM
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Your momma's so fat, when she walks the dog it goes into orbit around her...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Your Momma's so dumb she goes to bed w/ a yardstick to see how long she slept.
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11/01/2010 03:42 PM
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Your momma is so big smaller mommas orbit around her
Intelligent design is neither


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Yee Haw

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11/01/2010 03:42 PM
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Yo momma tucks her boobs in her pants when she goes to Wal-Mart.
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11/01/2010 03:42 PM
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you mother fuckers................
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11/01/2010 03:43 PM
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your momma is so fat EVEN LIGHT CANNOT ESCAPE HER
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11/01/2010 03:43 PM
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She always wanted a nice body
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11/01/2010 03:43 PM
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your moms got buckwheat in a scissor lock.
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Yo momma tucks her boobs in her pants when she goes to Wal-Mart.
 Quoting: Yee Haw


nice.
El Brujo

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11/01/2010 03:47 PM
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Yo mama so fat - she uses a sleeping bag for a sock
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11/01/2010 03:48 PM
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Your Momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
El Brujo

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11/01/2010 03:48 PM
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Yo mama so ugly yo grandma had to get drunk to breastfeed her
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11/01/2010 03:50 PM
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ya moms got a third nipple.
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11/01/2010 03:50 PM
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your momma has hair on her chest
El Brujo

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11/01/2010 03:51 PM
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Your mama got a leather wig with suede sideburns
Soupornuts
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11/01/2010 03:51 PM
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Yo' mama is fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

So fat she uses slimjims for toothpicks...and Q-tips.

I thought the bitch had gold fronts at first...ulp.
El Brujo

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11/01/2010 03:52 PM
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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11/01/2010 03:53 PM
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ya moms nipples look like baby toes.

ya moms so old they can carbon date her farts.

she so ugly she uses brass knuckles for braces.

bitch looks like she chews on rocks.

ya moms so bald she can wear half a tennis ball for a wig.
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11/01/2010 03:57 PM
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Yuro momma like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.
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11/01/2010 04:03 PM
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Yuro momma like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 725548


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Your mama got a leather wig with suede sideburns
 Quoting: El Brujo



Love this one.

Just picture it- fucking hilarious.
MelkatMom

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11/01/2010 04:09 PM
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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ROFLMAO!!! Best one yet!!! chuckle
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11/01/2010 04:10 PM
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11/01/2010 04:14 PM
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Yo mamma so fat, when she wears heels she strikes oil...
OperationWakeUp

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11/01/2010 04:19 PM
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
I am all eyes and ears!
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11/01/2010 04:21 PM
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Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
I am all eyes and ears!
Anonymous Coward
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11/01/2010 04:33 PM
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yo momma wears army boots

(that's what kids used to say to each other in the 60's)
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11/01/2010 04:34 PM
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[link to i106.photobucket.com]
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11/01/2010 04:39 PM
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your momma licks the Toilet rim block.

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