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The Great Unwashed? How do YOU stay 'April Fresh' ?

 
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A DAILY shower is a deeply ingrained American habit. Most people would no sooner disclose they had not showered in days than admit infidelity. But Jenefer Palmer, 55, of Malibu, Calif., cheerfully acknowledged recently that she doesn’t shower or shampoo daily and doesn’t use deodorant. Ever.

No, she does not work from home in pajamas. In fact, Ms. Palmer, the chief executive of Osea, an organic skin-care line, often travels to meet business contacts at the five-star luxury hotels where her line is sold. They might be surprised to read that Ms. Palmer, a petite, put-together brunette, showers “no more than three times a week,” she said, and less if she hasn’t been “working out vigorously.”

She contends that a soapy washcloth under her arms, between her legs and under her feet is all she needs to get “really clean.” On the go, underarm odor is wiped away with a sliced lemon.


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i like to shower and wash the day off me use whole foods 365 unscented body wash no sulfates..and dry idea gel deodorant antiperspirant..works great! just the water on me makes me feel better..

i don't want my creases to be so stinky they need to be pried apart like grilled cheese sammiches..
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A DAILY shower is a deeply ingrained American habit. Most people would no sooner disclose they had not showered in days than admit infidelity. But Jenefer Palmer, 55, of Malibu, Calif., cheerfully acknowledged recently that she doesn’t shower or shampoo daily and doesn’t use deodorant. Ever.

No, she does not work from home in pajamas. In fact, Ms. Palmer, the chief executive of Osea, an organic skin-care line, often travels to meet business contacts at the five-star luxury hotels where her line is sold. They might be surprised to read that Ms. Palmer, a petite, put-together brunette, showers “no more than three times a week,” she said, and less if she hasn’t been “working out vigorously.”

She contends that a soapy washcloth under her arms, between her legs and under her feet is all she needs to get “really clean.” On the go, underarm odor is wiped away with a sliced lemon.


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i like to shower and wash the day off me use whole foods 365 unscented body wash no sulfates..and dry idea gel deodorant antiperspirant..works great! just the water on me makes me feel better..

i don't want my creases to be so stinky they need to be pried apart like grilled cheese sammiches..
 Quoting: junipero

I stick one of those Glade gel thingies in the crack of my ass every few days. Lasts quite a while.
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A DAILY shower is a deeply ingrained American habit. Most people would no sooner disclose they had not showered in days than admit infidelity. But Jenefer Palmer, 55, of Malibu, Calif., cheerfully acknowledged recently that she doesn’t shower or shampoo daily and doesn’t use deodorant. Ever.

No, she does not work from home in pajamas. In fact, Ms. Palmer, the chief executive of Osea, an organic skin-care line, often travels to meet business contacts at the five-star luxury hotels where her line is sold. They might be surprised to read that Ms. Palmer, a petite, put-together brunette, showers “no more than three times a week,” she said, and less if she hasn’t been “working out vigorously.”

She contends that a soapy washcloth under her arms, between her legs and under her feet is all she needs to get “really clean.” On the go, underarm odor is wiped away with a sliced lemon.


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[link to www.nytimes.com]



i like to shower and wash the day off me use whole foods 365 unscented body wash no sulfates..and dry idea gel deodorant antiperspirant..works great! just the water on me makes me feel better..

i don't want my creases to be so stinky they need to be pried apart like grilled cheese sammiches..

I stick one of those Glade gel thingies in the crack of my ass every few days. Lasts quite a while.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1139058

Lets see what do blue collar guys do?

1) I use Brut Bodywash. (because dat is what guys are supposed to buy)
2) I keep a 1400psi pressure washer in my bathroom to water blast the day away.... :)

Showers are a great thing
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11/02/2010 12:33 AM
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Bathing is for the haters who don't love nature's bounty of insects.

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11/02/2010 12:40 AM
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This thread title is a message encoded for a spec op out in the field.

GLP is a numbers station type message point.
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Bathing is for the haters who don't love nature's bounty of insects.

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that pic is vanilli manilli!
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This thread title is a message encoded for a spec op out in the field.

GLP is a numbers station type message point.
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operation 'april fresh' engaged agent
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11/04/2010 10:29 PM
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fucking moonbat delusional liberals..

saving the planet? only if your stinking selves bring on the wolves

i love to take long hot showers and be sniffy clean

and by using the right products or lack of sulfates you can be clean and soft..

hot water therapy..

bottom line i pay for my water..i'll shower or bathe as long as i want to thank you very much..
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A DAILY shower is a deeply ingrained American habit. Most people would no sooner disclose they had not showered in days than admit infidelity. But Jenefer Palmer, 55, of Malibu, Calif., cheerfully acknowledged recently that she doesn’t shower or shampoo daily and doesn’t use deodorant. Ever.

No, she does not work from home in pajamas. In fact, Ms. Palmer, the chief executive of Osea, an organic skin-care line, often travels to meet business contacts at the five-star luxury hotels where her line is sold. They might be surprised to read that Ms. Palmer, a petite, put-together brunette, showers “no more than three times a week,” she said, and less if she hasn’t been “working out vigorously.”

She contends that a soapy washcloth under her arms, between her legs and under her feet is all she needs to get “really clean.” On the go, underarm odor is wiped away with a sliced lemon.


more at link:

[link to www.nytimes.com]



i like to shower and wash the day off me use whole foods 365 unscented body wash no sulfates..and dry idea gel deodorant antiperspirant..works great! just the water on me makes me feel better..

i don't want my creases to be so stinky they need to be pried apart like grilled cheese sammiches..
 Quoting: junipero


Pine Tar Soap, and Sandalwood soap are all I need.
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11/04/2010 10:53 PM
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i can only imagine what armpit stench and lemon smell like

P.U.

burnit

not you ac 1098964 you got the soap going on

i personally miss clove soap

can't find it
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11/04/2010 11:01 PM
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I shower twice a day here. No, I don't like smelling like I've worked all day. I like smelling like I should, clean and fresh. I sleep better, too.
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11/04/2010 11:09 PM
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If I can't take a shower you might as well kill me now.
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Re: The Great Unwashed? How do YOU stay 'April Fresh' ?
I fill the tub with water in April and bath in it all year round.

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11/04/2010 11:14 PM
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your not talking about this woman are ya?

Thread: Your Daily WTF Police Report - Eat my pussy or Ill cut your fucking throat. (w/ pic of woman)

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
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11/04/2010 11:17 PM
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i love to soak in the tub and think about all the people without clean water in the world and laugh
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11/04/2010 11:23 PM
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1/2 ov'a lemon would of taken care of all that fish smell.
kinda

your not talking about this woman are ya?

Thread: Your Daily WTF Police Report - Eat my pussy or Ill cut your fucking throat. (w/ pic of woman)

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
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11/04/2010 11:24 PM
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i love to soak in the tub and think about all the people without clean water in the world and laugh
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11/05/2010 01:10 AM
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If you stick a lemon in your vagina, does that make you a SOUR PUSS?
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If you stick a lemon in your vagina, does that make you a SOUR PUSS?
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11/05/2010 11:56 AM
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Re: The Great Unwashed? How do YOU stay 'April Fresh' ?
I'm firmly in the 'let's all bathe on a regular basis' crowd.

I do NOT want to smell your funk. Or mine. Or anyone's.

A lemon under your arm? Yeah, riiiiight...

Last Edited by The_Returner on 11/05/2010 11:57 AM
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