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What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......

 
natasha77
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What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
hmmmmmmmmmm........
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
hmmmmmmmmmm........
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Well? i'll tell you this. I couldnt do it with the lights on. 5a
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!
 Quoting: natasha77

stfu
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
usually beautiful women have beautiful feet, i guess it's just bad luck
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
DESCRIBE THE SHOES
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
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 Quoting: BROKEN

OMFW!!!!

ROFLMAO

Where the hell do you come up with this???? :LOL!!!

Its after midnight and Natasha is set to roll *wink *wink
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Surely someone must have an answer!!!
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
sure ill kiss your deformned feet
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
DESCRIBE THE SHOES
 Quoting: CAPTAIN ZERP 1148392

Red high heels, leather with obvious bumps on top from the corns and veins. A real shame.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Can we get a pic to make a better determination?
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Jizz on it
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
sure ill kiss your deformned feet
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No no, we are doing a hypothetical here, i have nice feet for the most part..... pope
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Can we get a pic to make a better determination?
A
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All you get is a description!
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Yeah. I'd love on 'em if she were really HOT.

They'd be spendin' a lot of time behind my ears where I couldn't see 'em after that anyway.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Yeah. I'd love on 'em if she were really HOT.

They'd be spendin' a lot of time behind my ears where I couldn't see 'em after that anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1149455

lolsign Thats the spirit!
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 Quoting: BROKEN

I just cant stop laughing. I cant stop looking at this pic!
LOL
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Short lived thread but worth it


LOL
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!
 Quoting: natasha77



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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!
 Quoting: natasha77



reminds me of the 'man hands' episode of Seinfeld....

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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!
 Quoting: natasha77



Ask if the forklift at Lowe's ran over her feet.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!



reminds me of the 'man hands' episode of Seinfeld....


 Quoting: Sugarelf

Lol funny!
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Bwahahaha, great thread!!!
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Bwahahaha, great thread!!!
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I would kiss your feet M.O. ; )
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I would kiss your feet M.O. ; )
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Pervert!!!


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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
No, feet are disgusting anyways.

I'd just tell that bitch to put her shoe/sock back on.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Tell her to wash it,and to make me some flapjacks.

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