What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......

throw her in the bathtub and tell her to do that eee eee eee thing that Flipper does.

she's playing with your head... if her feet are truly ugly, she's not used to having them kissed...probably has never had them kissed at all.

she's messing with your head

This is by far the most disgusting video I have ever seen. What would his parents say?

Both of em!!!!!!!!

Something smells fishy here. isn't your handle for a female? natasha is female right?So, are you a male with a female name or a girl with a girlfriend who has ugly feet?

There are many other beautiful women with nice feet.
I'd move on.

I would as long as she had a beautiful sole!

That's why I said, there are other beautiful women with better looking feet.

Best to move on.

Depends really on how bad the toe curl was. If it was like this :

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.. I would buy her a pair of these :

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I ain't licking or sucking 'em tho'

Not at least without some condiments

Nope. Uh uh. Not me.

Coffee. Monitor. NOW.

dirtybird :D

OMG I dont know about the rest of you but i;m having fun with the answers!!!

Who the hell needs doom????????

Flapjacks

i would probably take one for the team.

Such is life.

LOL!!!!

This thread speaks volumes.

You are just on GLP to play, so you create an account pretending to be a female. Then you make asinine statements all over legitimate folks' research because you have NO CLUE! And start stupid threads like this one.

You suck!! Go to Facespook or something, where you belong.

I don't know about all of this ugly stuff, but I've had a few girls that had some flat whoppers. As long as they were clean I lived up to expectations.

That said, I think women would be well served with hooves. It'd be incredibly sexy, like some pointy deer hooves or something. This would eliminate all of the kissy stuff and go straight to activities more akin to my hobbies; like tarring, blacksmithing, and carving.

Ladies.. You could paint them like nails!