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What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......

 
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
throw her in the bathtub and tell her to do that eee eee eee thing that Flipper does.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
she's playing with your head... if her feet are truly ugly, she's not used to having them kissed...probably has never had them kissed at all.

hiding she's messing with your head hiding
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Then tells you she loves to have them kissed???

Would you have the fortitude to kiss those puppies??>?>??

Now remember, she's beautiful!!!!!!!




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This is by far the most disgusting video I have ever seen. What would his parents say?
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
she's playing with your head... if her feet are truly ugly, she's not used to having them kissed...probably has never had them kissed at all.

hiding she's messing with your head hiding
 Quoting: Hillcrest



Both of em!!!!!!!!
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'Be the love that you are.'

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Something smells fishy here. tomato isn't your handle for a female? natasha is female right?So, are you a male with a female name or a girl with a girlfriend who has ugly feet? hf
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11/02/2010 01:13 PM
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
There are many other beautiful women with nice feet.
I'd move on.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
I would as long as she had a beautiful sole!
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
she's playing with your head... if her feet are truly ugly, she's not used to having them kissed...probably has never had them kissed at all.

hiding she's messing with your head hiding
 Quoting: Hillcrest


That's why I said, there are other beautiful women with better looking feet.

Best to move on.
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11/02/2010 01:18 PM
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Depends really on how bad the toe curl was. If it was like this :

[link to www.youtube.com]

.. I would buy her a pair of these :

[link to birthdayshoes.com]

I ain't licking or sucking 'em tho'

Not at least without some condiments

Nope. Uh uh. Not me.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
throw her in the bathtub and tell her to do that eee eee eee thing that Flipper does.
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Coffee. Monitor. NOW.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
she's playing with your head... if her feet are truly ugly, she's not used to having them kissed...probably has never had them kissed at all.

hiding she's messing with your head hiding



Both of em!!!!!!!!
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dirtybird :D
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Tell her to wash it,and to make me some flapjacks.
 Quoting: Chawlee

OMG I dont know about the rest of you but i;m having fun with the answers!!!

Who the hell needs doom????????

Flapjacks lmao ura
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

DEAL WITH IT. WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS. RESPECT MINE.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
i would probably take one for the team.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Such is life.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
DESCRIBE THE SHOES
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laugh
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Jizz on it
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LOL!!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
Tell her to wash it,and to make me some flapjacks.
 Quoting: Chawlee

OMG I dont know about the rest of you but i;m having fun with the answers!!!

Who the hell needs doom????????

Flapjacks lmao ura
 Quoting: natasha77




This thread speaks volumes.

You are just on GLP to play, so you create an account pretending to be a female. Then you make asinine statements all over legitimate folks' research because you have NO CLUE! And start stupid threads like this one.

You suck!! Go to Facespook or something, where you belong.
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Re: What would you do if your new girlfriend pulled off her shoes to reveal what looks like an ugly deformed spatula.......
I don't know about all of this ugly stuff, but I've had a few girls that had some flat whoppers. As long as they were clean I lived up to expectations.

That said, I think women would be well served with hooves. It'd be incredibly sexy, like some pointy deer hooves or something. This would eliminate all of the kissy stuff and go straight to activities more akin to my hobbies; like tarring, blacksmithing, and carving.

Ladies.. You could paint them like nails!

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