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100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them

 
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100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater!


Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data:
[link to torrentfreak.com]
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11/03/2010 04:12 AM
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Dude, Jewish media is gonna track you down if you hurt their theater attendance...
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Dude, Jewish media is gonna track you down if you hurt their theater attendance...
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
Technically, If I fart in a chair, that smell would go into the chair, so I think all buss seats, anything cloth would have these tiny specks on them.
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11/03/2010 04:36 AM
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Technically, If I fart in a chair, that smell would go into the chair, so I think all buss seats, anything cloth would have these tiny specks on them.
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Well, people have shit on their clothes from mishaps in the bathroom and from their babies and pets. This transfers to the movie theater seats. Yes, your fart definitely denatures the bus seats.1``````````````````````````````````````````````````````​````````111
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11/03/2010 04:39 AM
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater!


Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data:
[link to torrentfreak.com]
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Everything has SHIT on it
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater!


Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data:
[link to torrentfreak.com]

Everything has SHIT on it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361


Don't be gross.
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11/03/2010 04:44 AM
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater!


Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data:
[link to torrentfreak.com]

Everything has SHIT on it


Don't be gross.
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Hi retardo mind controllio.
Its true, everything has traces of fecal matter on it, unless its cleaned off like a hospital.
Extreme dullard.....
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11/03/2010 04:49 AM
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I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more.
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater!


Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data:
[link to torrentfreak.com]

Everything has SHIT on it


Don't be gross.

Hi retardo mind controllio.
Its true, everything has traces of fecal matter on it, unless its cleaned off like a hospital.
Extreme dullard.....
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Did you know that you can buy surface USB microscopes on ebay for under a $100 and can examine EVERYTHING in your house for specks of feces?
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I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more.
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haha I bet you UK people have lots of kittahs in the house.
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more.
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That's not how it goes!

It's:

I was asleep once on the potty
when i did a poo on my cat...
he not too happy about that!
but should not have gone looking for toy rat.
He found out what toilet for so lesson learnt...
he dont do that no more.
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more.




That's not how it goes!

It's:

I was asleep once on the potty
when i did a poo on my cat...
he not too happy about that!
but should not have gone looking for toy rat.
He found out what toilet for so lesson learnt...
he dont do that no more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1142440


what's the origin of the cat poo story? I like it.
Richard Eldritch

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11/03/2010 05:23 AM
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
I hate the cinema, Lots of smelly people sitting around you masticating on Popcorn and sweets.Yuck!
HUSSAR!
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11/03/2010 05:27 AM
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
When I plan on going to the movies, I wont wash for two weeks in advance, I try to not wipe my ass for 48 hours beforehand too but its kinda gross to live with, sometimes I'll just beat off and jizz on myself before I get the bus to the cinema. Its so funny watching people's reactions when I get near them. 5a
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I hate the cinema, Lots of smelly people sitting around you masticating on Popcorn and sweets.Yuck!
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch


And noisily unwrapping their crinkly packages of high fructose corn syrup; while kicking into your seat with their feet.
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I hate the cinema, Lots of smelly people sitting around you masticating on Popcorn and sweets.Yuck!


And noisily unwrapping their crinkly packages of high fructose corn syrup; while kicking into your seat with their feet.
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HUSSAR!
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Re: 100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them
When I plan on going to the movies, I wont wash for two weeks in advance, I try to not wipe my ass for 48 hours beforehand too but its kinda gross to live with, sometimes I'll just beat off and jizz on myself before I get the bus to the cinema. Its so funny watching people's reactions when I get near them. 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1149452


Pull a PeeWee Herman and do it in the movie theatre instead of the bus.

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