100% of MOVIE THEATRE seats have tiny specks of human feces on them | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Technically, If I fart in a chair, that smell would go into the chair, so I think all buss seats, anything cloth would have these tiny specks on them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931933Well, people have shit on their clothes from mishaps in the bathroom and from their babies and pets. This transfers to the movie theater seats. Yes, your fart definitely denatures the bus seats.1``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````111 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1133361 Australia 11/03/2010 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater! Quoting: CAMERAS watching you watch the 592518Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data: [link to torrentfreak.com] Everything has SHIT on it |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 04:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data: [link to torrentfreak.com] Everything has SHIT on it Don't be gross. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1133361 Australia 11/03/2010 04:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 592518Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data: [link to torrentfreak.com] Everything has SHIT on it Don't be gross. Hi retardo mind controllio. Its true, everything has traces of fecal matter on it, unless its cleaned off like a hospital. Extreme dullard..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 783199 United Kingdom 11/03/2010 04:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 04:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yet another reason to not go to a movie theater! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1133361Also there are CAMERAS in the theater watching YOU for your emotions for marketing data: [link to torrentfreak.com] Everything has SHIT on it Don't be gross. Hi retardo mind controllio. Its true, everything has traces of fecal matter on it, unless its cleaned off like a hospital. Extreme dullard..... Did you know that you can buy surface USB microscopes on ebay for under a $100 and can examine EVERYTHING in your house for specks of feces? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 04:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 783199haha I bet you UK people have lots of kittahs in the house. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1142440 Canada 11/03/2010 04:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 783199That's not how it goes! It's: I was asleep once on the potty when i did a poo on my cat... he not too happy about that! but should not have gone looking for toy rat. He found out what toilet for so lesson learnt... he dont do that no more. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 05:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was asleep still once when i did a poo on my cat...he not happy about it but shoud not have gone looking in toilet at that moment..he found out what toilet for so lesson learnt.he dont do that no more. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1142440That's not how it goes! It's: I was asleep once on the potty when i did a poo on my cat... he not too happy about that! but should not have gone looking for toy rat. He found out what toilet for so lesson learnt... he dont do that no more. what's the origin of the cat poo story? I like it. |
Richard Eldritch User ID: 1150839 United Kingdom 11/03/2010 05:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1149452 Australia 11/03/2010 05:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I plan on going to the movies, I wont wash for two weeks in advance, I try to not wipe my ass for 48 hours beforehand too but its kinda gross to live with, sometimes I'll just beat off and jizz on myself before I get the bus to the cinema. Its so funny watching people's reactions when I get near them. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 05:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate the cinema, Lots of smelly people sitting around you masticating on Popcorn and sweets.Yuck! Quoting: Richard EldritchAnd noisily unwrapping their crinkly packages of high fructose corn syrup; while kicking into your seat with their feet. |
Richard Eldritch User ID: 1150839 United Kingdom 11/03/2010 05:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate the cinema, Lots of smelly people sitting around you masticating on Popcorn and sweets.Yuck! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 592518And noisily unwrapping their crinkly packages of high fructose corn syrup; while kicking into your seat with their feet. 11 HUSSAR! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 592518 United States 11/03/2010 05:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I plan on going to the movies, I wont wash for two weeks in advance, I try to not wipe my ass for 48 hours beforehand too but its kinda gross to live with, sometimes I'll just beat off and jizz on myself before I get the bus to the cinema. Its so funny watching people's reactions when I get near them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1149452Pull a PeeWee Herman and do it in the movie theatre instead of the bus. |