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According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

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urrrgh, the first bit seemed like it woulda been quite cool, but then i read the end and looked at the pictures
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I'd rather cut my own throat than eat that.
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I think it goes pretty good with the

...MEN... Thread
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lol, stories like this crack me up, because in a guy's mind, the chick is always smoking hot...then reality hits you in the face like that horrendous stench the chick in the mugshot produces...
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
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hitit


with a 2 x 4.....
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I still laugh when i go back and read it.
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See what happens when you live in a motel....wtf


thanx for the link not been on tsg for years.
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Best line, ever.
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hitit


with a 2 x 4.....
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I agree.


I am not amused.
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No Thanks go ahead and just stick me and get it over with.
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lol, stories like this crack me up, because in a guy's mind, the chick is always smoking hot...then reality hits you in the face like that horrendous stench the chick in the mugshot produces...
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You are absolutely correct! I swear, reading the story I
imagined her as a busty latina. Till I read further.
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I agree.


I am not amused.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
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That's.....

Not right. Not right at all. It's very, very wrong.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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*Dont fuck with me; ill jump on my menstrual cycle & run your ass over ;)
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the karma cafe has no menus. you get served what you deserve
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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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The People Vs Larry Flynt
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
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More yeast than a bakery!
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LOL

ahhh
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
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Come on... you know you want to go downtown and ravage that shit like a vulture...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:
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That's fantastic
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Probably would be pretty good either from behind or with a bag over her head.......
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:


Come on... you know you want to go downtown and ravage that shit like a vulture...
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Not even with your mouth, Babe.
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She's Brasco Whites neice lol
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Probably would be pretty good either from behind or with a bag over her head.......
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Apparently you didn't read that part about a foul vaginal odor.


Glad I haven't eaten yet today or I'd be vomiting.


This disgusts me.
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She's fucking good looking i bet compared to some or most at this place.
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That is foul.
I just want to go home.
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Where can I get some of that stuff......



“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
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I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
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so.......I'm guessing 50 weeks without a shower will get you that ripe?

...that you can smell it comming

starwars



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She's fucking good looking i bet compared to some or most at this place.
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Pft, are you insane?


I'd rather fuck Nancy Lieder.

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