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Your Daily WTF Police Report - Eat my pussy or Ill cut your fucking throat. (w/ pic of woman)

 
DERAIL
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According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

For picture of woman and rest of story:
[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]

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urrrgh, the first bit seemed like it woulda been quite cool, but then i read the end and looked at the pictures
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I'd rather cut my own throat than eat that.
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I think it goes pretty good with the

...MEN... Thread
Thread: ...MEN...


LOL
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lol, stories like this crack me up, because in a guy's mind, the chick is always smoking hot...then reality hits you in the face like that horrendous stench the chick in the mugshot produces...
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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hitit


with a 2 x 4.....
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I still laugh when i go back and read it.
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See what happens when you live in a motel....wtf


thanx for the link not been on tsg for years.
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Best line, ever.
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hitit


with a 2 x 4.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907535

chuckle
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.
 Quoting: Phennommennonn




I agree.


I am not amused.
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No Thanks go ahead and just stick me and get it over with.
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lol, stories like this crack me up, because in a guy's mind, the chick is always smoking hot...then reality hits you in the face like that horrendous stench the chick in the mugshot produces...
 Quoting: Sickscent

You are absolutely correct! I swear, reading the story I
imagined her as a busty latina. Till I read further.
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:

Last Edited by Revbo™ on 11/04/2010 12:30 PM
John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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That's.....

Not right. Not right at all. It's very, very wrong.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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More yeast than a bakery!
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LOL

ahhh
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:
 Quoting: Rev-bo


Come on... you know you want to go downtown and ravage that shit like a vulture...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:
 Quoting: Rev-bo



That's fantastic
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Probably would be pretty good either from behind or with a bag over her head.......
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:


Come on... you know you want to go downtown and ravage that shit like a vulture...
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

Not even with your mouth, Babe.
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She's Brasco Whites neice lol
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Probably would be pretty good either from behind or with a bag over her head.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152311




Apparently you didn't read that part about a foul vaginal odor.


Glad I haven't eaten yet today or I'd be vomiting.


This disgusts me.
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She's fucking good looking i bet compared to some or most at this place.
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That is foul.
I just want to go home.
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:mindbleach7:
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

Where can I get some of that stuff......



“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
lolsign
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Op, you are hereby condemned to provide fuckin eye & mind bleach to every goddamned member who views this thread.




I agree.


I am not amused.

Mwahahahaha. Here she is, folks. If I had to look at it, so do the rest of y'all bitches.
:melissaleemugsho:
 Quoting: Rev-bo



so.......I'm guessing 50 weeks without a shower will get you that ripe?

...that you can smell it comming

starwars



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She's fucking good looking i bet compared to some or most at this place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821407



Pft, are you insane?


I'd rather fuck Nancy Lieder.





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