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Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???

 
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You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.
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i HAVE a packet of thins crisps, salt and vinegar flavoured, 200grams :D Am I going to make it guys?
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No way.
Not without mayonnaise.
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You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.
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So, it sounds like you haven't really prepared?

What are they contents of your pantry....any canned goods?

You will also need a can opener?

Don't forget about water!
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You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.


So, it sounds like you haven't really prepared?

What are they contents of your pantry....any canned goods?

You will also need a can opener?

Don't forget about water!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138940


I walk down to the grocery store when i'm hungry.

Doom tard.
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You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.
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Angried
Cui Bono?
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11/05/2010 02:46 AM

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Why coffee filters?
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I am not sure what the poster was thinking however, coffee filters serve well at filtering water from dubious sources before progressing to the purification processes. Clean grit and whatever in your drinking water would not be fun to drink if you know what I mean.
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.


So, it sounds like you haven't really prepared?

What are they contents of your pantry....any canned goods?

You will also need a can opener?

Don't forget about water!


I walk down to the grocery store when i'm hungry.

Doom tard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153009


Do not go!!! the roads will likely be impassable and dangerous and don't forget about the tsunamis and billowing ash clouds!!! Secret police>>>

You won't be able to find your way to the store, and even if you did the shelves will be bare. Yes, you will cry for a while and question your resolve but fear not!

The ET's will help you if you ask in a calm quiet voice.

good luck
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
forgot....manual well bucket (if we run out of gas), lots of soap, baking soda and bleach, fishing supplies, canoe and kayaks, bicycles, bicycle canoe trailer.


I was gonna ask if you had away to get water out of the well...hand pump or otherwise.

Nice!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138940


You can pull the electric pump system out of the well then drop into the well-weighted plastic bottles on rope glue around the rope holes, then suspend them down into the well, and bring up water that way. Most wells are deep however, the water rises in the pipe so you typically will not require too much rope. It is so important for one to have ample rope on hand along with waterproof glue for any of the numerous events that might occur should you lose power.
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11/05/2010 03:01 AM
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Nope, ready to go homeless and fast hard with lots of prayer.
 Quoting: IMMANUEL


I'm with ya
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11/05/2010 03:05 AM
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
canned beans, canned meat, and canned veggies
several extra bags of dog food for the pup
Tons of TP, papertowels, paper plates and bowls

I'm hoping I feel pretty stupid come the 3rd week of November, and have to discover a wide variety of ways to dress up pinto beans for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...I like them anyway so no big deal really.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138940


Within reason those items are good to have no matter what, right? The TP, towles, plates, and bowls last a long time, just take up room.

The big issue to make sure to buy items you want to eat before they expire, or get items at super cheap prices and figure it is comfort spending and you might be tossing them out.

Worse case donate the canned food to a food bank just before they expire in the future.
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
forgot....manual well bucket (if we run out of gas), lots of soap, baking soda and bleach, fishing supplies, canoe and kayaks, bicycles, bicycle canoe trailer.


I was gonna ask if you had away to get water out of the well...hand pump or otherwise.

Nice!


You can pull the electric pump system out of the well then drop into the well-weighted plastic bottles on rope glue around the rope holes, then suspend them down into the well, and bring up water that way. Most wells are deep however, the water rises in the pipe so you typically will not require too much rope. It is so important for one to have ample rope on hand along with waterproof glue for any of the numerous events that might occur should you lose power.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Good to know...there are two really good wells here and I was wondering what would be an effective way to get at the water without a hand pump in case of widespread power outages.

Should probably get some sort of plastic hand crank pump and some flexible tubing at the hardware store.
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11/05/2010 03:10 AM
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
what you really need is trade goods...

vodka or drink of your choice in small plastic bottles
cigarettes marlboro recommended in cartons and boxes


use these goods to trade for what you want, or two/three trade...barter with a smoker for his stuff and trade that stuff to a non smoker...drinker...etc...
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You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153009


It seems to me with this latest QEII Bernanke has foisted upon us is already causing commodity prices to rise which will translate ever-increasing food prices so, the more you have on hand can only help.

Either you should prepare for the unknown as our forefathers did and they considered themselves as practical people or wait by the roadside for obama to drop food in your mouth if being practical translates to paranoia to you.
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11/05/2010 03:15 AM
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
what you really need is trade goods...

vodka or drink of your choice in small plastic bottles
cigarettes marlboro recommended in cartons and boxes


use these goods to trade for what you want, or two/three trade...barter with a smoker for his stuff and trade that stuff to a non smoker...drinker...etc...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153079


+1 I dont smoke but I rotate out 10 cartons of smokes out of my freezer, sell them to my neighbor for a discount after a year =)Last time I made a profit though with the tax hike haha
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11/05/2010 03:17 AM
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.


It seems to me with this latest QEII Bernanke has foisted upon us is already causing commodity prices to rise which will translate ever-increasing food prices so, the more you have on hand can only help.

Either you should prepare for the unknown as our forefathers did and they considered themselves as practical people or wait by the roadside for obama to drop food in your mouth if being practical translates to paranoia to you.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


I agree, even if you do not believe in doom you have to see the rising prices, if anything buy now save later.
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11/05/2010 03:21 AM

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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
forgot....manual well bucket (if we run out of gas), lots of soap, baking soda and bleach, fishing supplies, canoe and kayaks, bicycles, bicycle canoe trailer.


I was gonna ask if you had away to get water out of the well...hand pump or otherwise.

Nice!


You can pull the electric pump system out of the well then drop into the well-weighted plastic bottles on rope glue around the rope holes, then suspend them down into the well, and bring up water that way. Most wells are deep however, the water rises in the pipe so you typically will not require too much rope. It is so important for one to have ample rope on hand along with waterproof glue for any of the numerous events that might occur should you lose power.


Good to know...there are two really good wells here and I was wondering what would be an effective way to get at the water without a hand pump in case of widespread power outages.

Should probably get some sort of plastic hand crank pump and some flexible tubing at the hardware store.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138940


You should first know at what level your water sits at for example our well goes down 180 feet however the water sits at 21 feet. A good hand pump goes for $1,000 for a shallow well however, dry years might take the water level lower and a deeper hand pump goes for a great deal more money.

The old soda bottle, glue, rocks and rope method is a really cheap method to procure water from a well and can travel easily with you if necessary.
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i got 4 pieces of packed meet. some rice and like 3 cans of veggies and like 3 packs of juice.

should help me out for 2 or 3 days.

other then that i have my brain to tell me what to do after that :)
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i have a fair amount of canned food not as much as wanted because i recently needed to cut into it due to loss of home and finances

spam realy is a favorite due to its uses in other recipees and very high calory density

then topramen tuna and peanut butter

whole wheat and rice are other favorites

remember being stocked is great but always combine that
with knowledge and a plan
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i saved up 1000 threads from GLP and didn't read them yet
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I have guns and ammo to take your stuff peace
 Quoting: Lazy_Dog


I have poisoned a few things in the supply cache for people just like you.
see you in hell , enjoy the slow painful death )
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
what you really need is trade goods...

vodka or drink of your choice in small plastic bottles
cigarettes marlboro recommended in cartons and boxes


use these goods to trade for what you want, or two/three trade...barter with a smoker for his stuff and trade that stuff to a non smoker...drinker...etc...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153079


fuck that roll yer own for 7 cents each and then sell them during ration time for silver coins the goonstapo confiscates from other dipshits
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CB. radio and other means of comm. will make life a lot easer afther SHTF!!!!!
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None of your business!
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey

I'd guess at least a 55 gal drum or AstroGlide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138565


They sell AstroGlide by the drum????

*goes off to make a purchase*
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Re: Are you stocked up??? What supplies do you have just in case???
since the swine flu scare, i've made sure to keep some handy dandy cold meds on hand. who wants to go out for cough syrup when you might catch a death flu, right?

i also try to keep at least 2 weeks worth of non-perishable foods on hand. this fluctuates from time to time. i learned to only keep stuff we actually eat so i rotate it.

this summer's drought inspired me to start picking up a gallon or two of water (buck each at walmart) each time i hit up the grocery but i still think it's inadequate. better than the nothing we had, but still, when you think of all the things you need water for, i'm sure we'd be screwed in just a cpl days. i plan to grab another few but really, there's no where to put it anyway.

i've stopped buying canned tuna, sad.

i would like to have an extra couple bags of dog food.

but otherwise, i really don't see the point in trying to hoard a year's supply of food here. it's just not practical. we'd never be able to protect it.
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You guys are all a bunch of paranoid fucking retards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153009


Yup, because nothing ever goes wrong! There will never be a scenario in which you have no ability to buy the things you need when you need them. Like

- ice storms or blizzards

- hurricanes

- unemployment

- truckers' strikes

- earthquakes

- inflation

- food contamination

- sickness

- factory strikes

- transportation issues

- local catastrophes

- local riots

I mean, nothing like that ever happens, right? We'll always have jobs and money, and nothing will ever disrupt our usual routine! And the bad stuff that routinely happens in other countries, well, bad stuff like that never happens here, it only happens to poor people in countries we've never heard of, right?

Boy, that's a load off my mind! banana2
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On a serious note...

I grew up in hurricane country, and I grew up poor. I learned early on that I didn't like running out of things or not having what I needed when something unexpected happened.

Along the way, I also came to enjoy learning how to do, make and fix things by myself instead of needing to buy replacements or depend on others to get what I need.

It used to be that if you didn't plan ahead and prepare, you didn't survive the winter (or much of anything else). It wasn't all that long ago, either. When did it become the norm to only live for the moment and assume that nothing bad can happen?

You don't have to buy into doomsday scenarios to see the common sense in prepping.
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Your poor sweatheart, you don't get the future 2012 and beyound, it all about comimg together with your community and sharing and caring, anyone alone is going to die, remember that no matter what supplies you will die alone,

So time to rethink, how to gather supplies and share with my community, only way to survive,

This will be the only WAY.
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if you think that im gonna tell your sadly mistaken... after all this forum is monitored...FYI.
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Toilet Paper
Soap
Cotton ear buds
Tampons ( I am a female, they are not to be used as a weapon ;o~ )
extra pet food ( yet nowhere near enough if any thing did happen for more then a month )
Rice ( 10 kg bags )
Various Canned goods, but in all honesty all food supplies are lacking and have only been building up minimum year supplies recently and are on the non foods still at this point.
Duct tape ( Incase needed to tape around windows ect incase of airborn attack, i read that ok they say to do that, lol )
Knifes of various forms from pig hunting to other huge obnoxious looking things I will prob do more damage to myself with then anything else )
Candles
Tools - gardening and general tools atop the ones I presently use.
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