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Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Muslim" PIN PIN PIN!

 
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Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Muslim" PIN PIN PIN!
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

2 . You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

1 0. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim

1 1 . You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim
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11/04/2010 06:54 PM
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Adding my own here:

If you buy cars based on how much shrapnel they produce instead of it based on how good of has mileage it gets...you may be a muslim.
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Stop worrying about pins and have fun!
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11/04/2010 06:57 PM
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Stop worrying about pins and have fun!
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Sorry...was just wanting something a little comical to get pinned instead of all the doom and gloom.
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bump bump for giving me a good hearty laugh! Do you have any more? Please?
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If you believe in the words of the Qu'ran but you can read...You might be a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:11 PM
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You may be a muslim if you declare war against a BLT sandwich.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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If you haggle over the price of an Orange, you might me a Muslim...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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If you believe the trip Obammer is making to India will be the best thing that could ever happen for your country...you might be a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:12 PM
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You wear a dress every day but you think women are weak. You might be a muslim.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Only Me
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You wear a dress every day but you think women are weak. You might be a muslim.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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11/04/2010 07:14 PM
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If you slit your own wrists because you ACCIDENTALY faced west instaed of east during your last prayers...you might have been a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:16 PM
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You examine your poop after taking a dump because it might be the final Mahdi you "gave birth" to. You might be a Muslim.

shitstreamdamned
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11/04/2010 07:18 PM
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If you accidentally blew yourself up when you answered your cell phone...you might have been a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:20 PM
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If you married your neighbor's 3 year old daughter because he traded her to you for your cow...you might be a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:21 PM
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If you refuse to eat peanut butter because you can't yell "jihad" when you're eating it...you might be a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:21 PM
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If you wear a towl on your head, you might be a muslim.
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If you have been given money from the CIA to build an empire to attack the U.S. in the future...you might be a muslim.
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11/04/2010 07:23 PM
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Is this the thread where all the failed comedians meet up?
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11/04/2010 07:23 PM
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If you do this you might be a muslim:

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lmao
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Is this the thread where all the failed comedians meet up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152736


Sure, care to join us?
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you just murdered a woman by stoning her to death after convicting her of a crime you have no proof of and had to beat a confession out of her.


YOU JUST MIGHT BE A MUSLIM!
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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If you wear a diaper on your head instead of your ass, you might be a Muslim...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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If you lost 66 House seats on Tuesday, you might be a Muslim.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

Only Me
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You gives fines to shepherds if they do not cover their goats' asses because you cannot control your sexual urges.

Must be a muslim.

Last Edited by Only Me on 11/04/2010 07:28 PM
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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you just murdered a woman by stoning her to death after convicting her of a crime you have no proof of and had to beat a confession out of her.


YOU JUST MIGHT BE A MUSLIM!
 Quoting: Only Me


clappa
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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If the prophet of your religion is a pedophile, and you flop up and down on a rug twice a day, you might be a Muslim....
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:

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