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My Boyfriend is a Muslim

 
Nadia B.
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11/06/2010 01:42 AM
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My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 01:42 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
Kick him in the nuts.
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11/06/2010 01:43 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933

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11/06/2010 01:45 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
They are so religious, maybe, because they want to go to Heaven after they die.
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11/06/2010 01:46 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
They are so religious, maybe, because they want to go to Heaven after they die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1140757


Heaven? Isn't that where Gollum's from?
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 01:47 AM
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Hehehehe

Trolls are so much more fun on GLP, has anyone else noticed this?
IMMANUEL

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11/06/2010 01:48 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933



A little too nuts...

I prefer muslim too as I have converted...as the book is so poetic....

i just pray east...on my knees to the sky...

try to avoid pork, but sometimes i have no choice...
Nadia B. (OP)
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11/06/2010 01:56 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
They are so religious, maybe, because they want to go to Heaven after they die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1140757

I like him because he is handsome with his olive skin,and he is so sexually experienced and always well dressed and perfumed ll over his body, unlike the other aussie boyfriends I had in the past who have no idea how to treat a lady, they can only dress up in shorts and thongs and cigarette and beer in the hands like immature hoons.
The difference with my boyfriend is so great i cannot believe my luck.
He has shown me a trick I didn't know before. When he takes me to poshy 5 stars hotels for dinner and sex he has shown me that if we look up the ceiling of teh hotel room you can see a pointy golden triangle and he tells me that the point of the triangle always points towards Mecca.
So in these hotels we can request the bed facing Mecca already, for good halal sex.
BEBU
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11/06/2010 01:59 AM
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YOURE JUST ASTUPID, ATTENTION SEEKING RETARDED SHITHEAD WHORE.
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11/06/2010 02:00 AM
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good halal sex.
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933


Oxymoron. Or, should I say, oxymoran?
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 02:03 AM
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That's not love. That's a good romp. People have personalities too. Try on true love for size sometime.
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11/06/2010 02:03 AM
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Mary Mary... tsk. Tsk tsk tsk Mary.
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11/06/2010 02:11 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933



Did you tell him yet that you are a pig?
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11/06/2010 02:19 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
Does his left hand smell like poop?
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11/06/2010 02:24 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933



Dump him, you stupid bitch. Or get used to beating threats and a nightmare slave existence that you will never escape from. WTF is wrong with you? Do you really think he is "different" or "special". He is neither. You are sleeping with your enemy.
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11/06/2010 02:25 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?



Did you tell him yet that you are a pig?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047074


He already knows.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 03:49 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
It´s trolltime I guess!
5a

Are you an afa OP?
Haile Menelik

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11/06/2010 03:51 AM
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If a white girls goes with me then she will have to adapt everything what I like, I think she probably like it anyway or I would'nt go with her...

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Last Edited by Haile Menelik on 11/06/2010 03:55 AM
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 04:11 AM
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You and your wimpy ilk stay far away from Canada. God, this is like a horror movie still to me in Northern Sask.

wtf
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 04:15 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
Recommendation:

Dumb the weirdo and find another, more normal person.

Do you really want to go through life living in the weird stuff and possibly bringing children up in it?

I would not put up with the bs
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11/06/2010 04:15 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
Recommendation:

Dumb the weirdo and find another, more normal person.

Do you really want to go through life living in the weird stuff and possibly bringing children up in it?

I would not put up with the bs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153957

Dump
Nadia B. (OP)
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11/06/2010 04:18 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
I have found muslim men far more sexy, handsome and very corteous and sensitive. Also their religion gives them much more wisdom and they can use their brains to reason and philosophy. Also they are far more clean because they ablution 5 times a day minimum
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11/06/2010 04:19 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
Kill the bastard !

wakeup
Haile Menelik

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11/06/2010 04:20 AM
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I have found muslim men far more sexy, handsome and very corteous and sensitive. Also their religion gives them much more wisdom and they can use their brains to reason and philosophy. Also they are far more clean because they ablution 5 times a day minimum
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933


So are you going to wear a Hijab now? Now that you have converted to Islam. And does your new boyfriend likes it that you want to wear a Hijab or a Headscarf.
Marcus 11: 22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
MI5
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11/06/2010 04:24 AM
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Shoot the fanaticial twat now before it's too late fucking muslims are fucking nuts, anyway halhal is the way an animal is killed you idiot, it's throt is cut and the fanaticial muslims say a pray while the poor animal bleeds to death, muslims ought to be shot on sight fucking nutcases.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 04:27 AM
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Shoot the fanaticial twat now before it's too late fucking muslims are fucking nuts, anyway halhal is the way an animal is killed you idiot, it's throt is cut and the fanaticial muslims say a pray while the poor animal bleeds to death, muslims ought to be shot on sight fucking nutcases.
 Quoting: MI5 1154276


Wow! You are one frightened human.
me
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11/06/2010 04:27 AM
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SOME WHITE SLUTS WILL LET ANYTHING FUCK THEM INCLUDING A FUCKING DIRTY SMELLY FANITICIAL MUSLIM, you ought to be ashamed of yourself letting a dirty brown muslim fuck you, so in the end you will end up having a dirty little half breed to care for so there will be another nutcase muslim in the world, smoother the fucker .
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11/06/2010 04:36 AM
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Re: My Boyfriend is a Muslim
my new boyfriend is muslim and I have to change my way of life.
What I find it annoying is that when he comes over to my flat, he chnges the position of the bed before we start having intercourse.
He brings around with him a GPS at all times in his pocket so he can point the co-ordinates towards Mecca.
Everything he does had to point towards Mecca so it can be the best halal.
Now we are planning teh design of our new house and he has changed everything around to suit his halal.
I now hate the way this house is shaping up.
Why are muslim men so religious?
 Quoting: Nadia B. 1153933



I dated a very special Muslim also..He was born in Syria and his family is government...When we disagreed he did not speak to me for 3 days..He disliked animals and before we ended the relationship we had no sex for 3 months then he left..This was to insure I was not pregnant..

I studied his religion and he opened my eyes..This was 1990 I sometimes wonder how life would have turned out living in Germany and Argentina..

I hope your relationship turns out better then mine did..I was young and not educated enough to appreciate his culture.

Upstate NY
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11/06/2010 05:15 AM
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SOME WHITE SLUTS WILL LET ANYTHING FUCK THEM INCLUDING A FUCKING DIRTY SMELLY FANITICIAL MUSLIM, you ought to be ashamed of yourself letting a dirty brown muslim fuck you, so in the end you will end up having a dirty little half breed to care for so there will be another nutcase muslim in the world, smoother the fucker .
 Quoting: me 1154276

rockon
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11/06/2010 05:17 AM
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OMG!

My Muslim is a boyfriend!

weirdo
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11/06/2010 05:18 AM
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I dated a very special Muslim also..He was born in Syria and his family is government...When we disagreed he did not speak to me for 3 days..He disliked animals and before we ended the relationship we had no sex for 3 months then he left..This was to insure I was not pregnant..

I studied his religion and he opened my eyes..This was 1990 I sometimes wonder how life would have turned out living in Germany and Argentina..

I hope your relationship turns out better then mine did..I was young and not educated enough to appreciate his culture.

Upstate NY
 Quoting: Upstate NY 1135346


Dopey, he left you to marry his cousin, this is what they always do, they only fuck white girls then marry their cousins and likely produce inbred deformed babies!





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