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Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!

 
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Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
Im so proud.

[link to img185.imageshack.us]

lmao
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Re: Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
I spent far to much time making that, about 20 mins.

Haha.
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Congrats.
Luctor et Emergo.
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Re: Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
Hope Russ sees the funny side, i think he is a loon, but he seems harmless enough, and its just a joke in jest!
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lol..did you walk or just have it mailed to the house?
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Re: Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
 Quoting: Atheist


cruise
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lol..did you walk or just have it mailed to the house?
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I went on a secret pilgrimage, to New Jerusalem.

Then i bathed in the river of unsold calendars, and Russ put something wet on my head, i dont know what it was i was blindfolded, but i feel like a new man.

Anyway i have my degree now, it means i am a better person.
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I spent far to much time making that, about 20 mins.

Haha.
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Wow!!You got your degree in 20 minutes?

I have an extra half hour, and I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist
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lol..did you walk or just have it mailed to the house?


I went on a secret pilgrimage, to New Jerusalem.

Then i bathed in the river of unsold calendars, and Russ put something wet on my head, i dont know what it was i was blindfolded, but i feel like a new man.

Anyway i have my degree now, it means i am a better person.
 Quoting: Atheist



lol..im jealous
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I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist
 Quoting: Chawlee


That can be aranged, give me 10 mins.
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I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist


That can be aranged, give me 10 mins.
 Quoting: Atheist

Will it be awarded by the New Jerusalem university too?
You have to take Bible prophecy literally, just like everything else in the Bible. - Tim LaHaye
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I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist
 Quoting: Chawlee


Shazzam!

[link to img10.imageshack.us]
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Re: Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
Im not making anymore it takes to long.

afro
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Looks like your degree does not take effect until Nov 6th though.


Tue Oct 8/22/10
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Looks like your degree does not take effect until Nov 6th though.


Tue Oct 8/22/10
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Indeed, Sir.

The NJ calendar is so accurate, and the service so speedy it arives in the post on the day its awarded.

Its nothing short of a miracle.
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Nice
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I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist


Shazzam!

[link to img10.imageshack.us]
 Quoting: Atheist


Great googly moogly!!! Thanks a gazzillion!!!

Ladies,get in line.
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Thanks a gazzillion!!!

Ladies, get in line.
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Combined with french it should be enough to make any woman weak at the knees.

Last Edited by Atheist on 11/06/2010 09:38 AM
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bump

Because its funny and im an attention whore.
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I hope your conscience keeps you awake at night because you didn't donate a billion dollars to get a genuine NJ certificate.





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I hope your conscience keeps you awake at night because you didn't donate a billion dollars to get a genuine NJ certificate.

 Quoting: @@


I donated 60 tons of timber so we can build a church.

Chawlee is now the resident NJ Gynacologist so he can check each female members health free of charge.
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I want one!

That shit is hilarious, dude. But what day is it in NJ Time?

That shit always confuses me.
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Re: Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist


Shazzam!

[link to img10.imageshack.us]


Great googly moogly!!! Thanks a gazzillion!!!

Ladies,get in line.
 Quoting: Chawlee



i'm not sure you have thought this through. think of the New Jeru clientele. unless your just that kinda dirty dog.
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I want one!

That shit is hilarious, dude. But what day is it in NJ Time?

That shit always confuses me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127443


I will let you in on a secret, i made em using these.

Seal Generator Website.

[link to www.says-it.com]

I want a degree.

[link to www.iwantadegree.co.uk]

And some photoshop trickery to cut and past logos onto basic designs.

Takes about 10 minutes from scratch, could probably make loads of them in about 5 minutes each if i set up a basic template im just super lazy.
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I spent far to much time making that, about 20 mins.

Haha.


Wow!!You got your degree in 20 minutes?

I have an extra half hour, and I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist
 Quoting: Chawlee

here you go have fun in your new profession, warning some images can be very graphic

[link to www.gfmer.ch]
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Re: Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!
Anyone offering a PhD in trolling?
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this'll make you heave your breakfast

WARNING VERY GRAPHIC PICTURE OF HERPES IN A WOMANS PRIVATE AREA,DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE EASILY GROSSED OUT

[link to www.gfmer.ch]
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and thats all of that that i am going to post.

only posted it because of the gynecology remark,
there is much more to gynecology than examining 20 year old Norwegian pussy
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I hope your conscience keeps you awake at night because you didn't donate a billion dollars to get a genuine NJ certificate.





flower :poap: flower
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Canadian or American?

Last Edited by Carrie-Me on 11/06/2010 01:20 PM
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I've always wanted to be a Gynecologist


Shazzam!

[link to img10.imageshack.us]


Great googly moogly!!! Thanks a gazzillion!!!

Ladies,get in line.



i'm not sure you have thought this through. think of the New Jeru clientele. unless your just that kinda dirty dog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1049682


duh........but with a diploma now!!!!!!!!

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