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Just got my NEW JERUSALEM degree in the post!

 
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Looks like your degree does not take effect until Nov 6th though.


Tue Oct 8/22/10


Indeed, Sir.

The NJ calendar is so accurate, and the service so speedy it arives in the post on the day its awarded.

Its nothing short of a miracle.
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It's only Oct in New Jerusalem. Nov 6 is a few weeks off.
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flower :poap: flower



Canadian or American?
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Que?
Jesus is the reason for the season
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"Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." Bill Hicks (1961-1994)
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I spent far to much time making that, about 20 mins.

Haha.
 Quoting: Atheist

LOL...do you have a PDh now?
"Its over. I will always speak to you, and I don't mind if you don't say anything. Just because you went away, it doesn't mean you're not here anymore. Perhaps all I ever needed was this gift, the one you gave to me at the end.
I love you."

My blog... [link to israelitkan.ning.com]
My Twitter... [link to twitter.com]
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 Quoting: Hawk0

Russ next Pope
"Its over. I will always speak to you, and I don't mind if you don't say anything. Just because you went away, it doesn't mean you're not here anymore. Perhaps all I ever needed was this gift, the one you gave to me at the end.
I love you."

My blog... [link to israelitkan.ning.com]
My Twitter... [link to twitter.com]
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Russ is awesome.

hf
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Bump for the evening crowd, then i will let it die!
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New Jerusalem Russ

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We are creating the next generation of Christian leaders.

Graduates from New Jerusalem University.


Tue Oct 8/22/10
New Jerusalem Russ

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We need some NJU hats


Tue Oct 8/22/10
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:timemruss:
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I could make some hats, Russ - but I only ever use timber. I'll sketch some designs. I have some seasoned oak..
Everything is permitted..
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We need some NJU hats


Tue Oct 8/22/10
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


What about knights Russ?

Why dont you knight people and make them defenders of the realm?
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New Jerusalem Russ

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I could make some hats, Russ - but I only ever use timber. I'll sketch some designs. I have some seasoned oak..
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Wood hats? You mean like for on display?


Tue Oct 8/22/10
New Jerusalem Russ

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We need some NJU hats


Tue Oct 8/22/10


What about knights Russ?

Why dont you knight people and make them defenders of the realm?
 Quoting: Atheist



Once you graduate NJU you are an awakened knight. It is for creating awakened sons of God. People that know truth.


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We need some NJU hats


Tue Oct 8/22/10
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ

Russ, I want a hat, and a degree!
No good deed goes unpunished.
New Jerusalem Russ

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We need some NJU hats


Tue Oct 8/22/10

Russ, I want a hat, and a degree!
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I will see what I can do.


Tue Oct 8/22/10
kat

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We need some NJU hats


Tue Oct 8/22/10

Russ, I want a hat, and a degree!



I will see what I can do.


Tue Oct 8/22/10
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ

Thanks, Russ.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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Hey, I want a NJ hat as well.

Anybody who's anybody these days is wearing a NJ hat. And I want one. Talk about 'Street Cred'...

If you don't have a NJ hate you're pond life.

Please dispatch my NJ hat ASAP




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New Jerusalem Russ

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I put up an NJOU Diploma for everyone to print out
[link to www.alphaomeganewjerusalem.com]

If you graduated from NJOU today you would put this NJ date
Tuesday, October 8/22/10
New Jerusalem Russ

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I made a hat but the link doesn't work.


It said,

NEW JERUSALEM ONLINE UNIVERSITY GRADUATE

EASTER IS SUNDAY MARCH 22





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I made a hat but the link doesn't work.

 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ

Can I have the one you're wearing instead? It must have special properties, having adorned the head of the pope himself...

flower flower flower
Jesus is the reason for the season
New Jerusalem Russ

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Can I have the one you're wearing instead? It must have special properties, having adorned the head of the pope himself...

flower flower flower
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Well I am still using it. :)

Tue Oct 8/22/10
Atheist (OP)

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Bump because this shit was funny.
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Do they have a Masters program?
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Do they have a Masters program?
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Have to run that by Russ, i think Baking is the only masters he offers so far.
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Nice one ! chuckle

Here are some of my creations:
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KYLE THE HEBREW

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lol..did you walk or just have it mailed to the house?


I went on a secret pilgrimage, to New Jerusalem.

Then i bathed in the river of unsold calendars, and Russ put something wet on my head, i dont know what it was i was blindfolded, but i feel like a new man.

Anyway i have my degree now, it means i am a better person.
 Quoting: Atheist

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KYLE THE HEBREW

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH GOD, IM CRYING.

1rof1

Glad Russ is such a good sport, he seems like a nice guy.
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