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Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father

 
Michael Lee Hill
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11/06/2010 10:47 PM
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Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Fucking crazy world is it not?
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11/06/2010 10:52 PM
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When I was on the History Channel they uncovered I have an unknown blood anomoly.

The History channel knew I was adopted so they asked me if there was anyway I could contact my Biological Parents to see if the Blood issue was a family genetic trait. So for the First time in my life I contacted my Biological Mother and I also got to meet my two Sisters as well, It has been great to me in touch with them all and I feel I should have done it sooner i guess but the timing wasn't right until recently. Well the point of this is I also found out who my Biological Father is, My Biological Mother told me it's Eric Clapton and has planty of facts and info to back up that claim.

Peace,
Michael
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11/06/2010 10:55 PM
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wow Hill you really have gone downhill since getting on GLP. Are you attention starved?
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11/06/2010 10:55 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Do tell more
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11/06/2010 10:56 PM
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wow Hill you really have gone downhill since getting on GLP. Are you attention starved?
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You think I am making this up? It's what happened and I am just as dumbfounded as anyone. Strange shit happens sometimes and this is what happened when I met my Biological Mom for the first time.

Deal with it.
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11/06/2010 10:56 PM
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eric clapton doesn't look like an annunaki

huffy
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11/06/2010 10:57 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
I never thought those skills could be earthly
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11/06/2010 10:58 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Do tell more
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Not much more to tell, Eric was touring PA in the States with Cream in 67 and 68

He was 20 and my mom was a go-go dancer and she was 19, She got the gig to dance at a pre-show party for Cream at the Soldiers & Sailors hall in PA and her and Eric hit it off. And here I am I guess.
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I never thought those skills could be earthly
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:-)
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11/06/2010 10:59 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Sounds like there's gonna be some "tears in heaven"
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11/06/2010 11:02 PM
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Sounds like there's gonna be some "tears in heaven"
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I don't know if I will ever get to meet Eric, I have just about as much of a clue how to contact him as any of you do.

I love my Father and mother who raised me so much, It's not much of an issue but I sure would love to get to meet him and Jam with him :-)
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11/06/2010 11:03 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Clapton was born in 1945, so techinically he had to have been just a tad older than 20
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
lmao
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11/06/2010 11:05 PM
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Dude, get help
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11/06/2010 11:08 PM
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Wow that is bizarre that you seem to have inherited the guitar playing in your blood. I know I am reading something on an internet forum but that is trippy!

Are you going to contact him and tell him? He did lose his son when he was three as I remember-a terrible tragedy. Maybe he would be glad to meet you. What kind of blood does your mom have? Does she see ufos?

Whoa! Does Eric Clapton have ufo contact too?
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11/06/2010 11:09 PM
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Hey, is there a family resemblance? Do you think your mom is right?
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11/06/2010 11:13 PM
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maybe you should start a reality show based on orb craft wingnuts
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11/06/2010 11:14 PM
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Sounds like there's gonna be some "tears in heaven"
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lmao
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Clapton was born in 1945, so techinically he had to have been just a tad older than 20
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1042918

I was born March 11 1968 so I would have been concieved around June of 1967 which would make Eric around 22 then.

Cream had been touring PA a lot in the 60's and my Bio mother told me that Eric and Her had dated before I was conceived.

She told me she was very upset because Eric had brought his new girlfriend to the Hospital when I was born, that girl was Alice Ormsby Gore who was the yougest daughter of William David Ormsby Gore, 5th Baron Harlech, A Lord in England, You see William David Ormsby Gore has serious ties into the Illuminati and the Entertainment business and they had already planned on Eric going Solo out of Cream and hooking up with Alice and me and my mother were not part of that plan.

It is known that Eric started dating Alice Ormsby Gore in 1968
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11/06/2010 11:16 PM
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Dude, get help
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 817936

You think I am making this up? You think that the History Channel doesn't know this as well and Bill Birnes often has talked to me about it?
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11/06/2010 11:22 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Wow that is bizarre that you seem to have inherited the guitar playing in your blood. I know I am reading something on an internet forum but that is trippy!

Are you going to contact him and tell him? He did lose his son when he was three as I remember-a terrible tragedy. Maybe he would be glad to meet you. What kind of blood does your mom have? Does she see ufos?

Whoa! Does Eric Clapton have ufo contact too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155265


My Mother is 4th Generation Seneca Indian also in PA I believe. She does not see UFO's that I know of.

I have no idea how to contact Eric.

Yes, Eric lost his 3 year old son.

Eric told my mother many things which seem to me Eric is very in touch with higher forces, I can't get into that anymore other than telling you one thing that my Biological mother told me, That is Eric had a Gaurdian from the Illuminati from childhood and this guy was pure Evil and Eric would try and fight back because they would make him take part in rituals and whatnot that he wanted nothing to do with. She said this gaurdian showed her cut mark scars where Eric attacked him with a pocket knife trying to fight back, all I can tell you is it sounded like these Illuminati people made Eric partake in some very "Eyes Wide Shut" movie kinda stuff and he wanted nothing to do with it.
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11/06/2010 11:24 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Hey, is there a family resemblance? Do you think your mom is right?
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Yes, Now that Eric has grown his hair out longer, we look very simular even though he is much thinner than me.

We have the exact same Jaw line and smile, now that some of my friends know this, when that new Clapton Commerial on TV for the cell phones aired, I got many calls saying dude, you look just like him.

Yes, I know she is correct.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2010 11:28 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Wow !!
This is the best "wishful thinking" story I have ever heard... LOL
Michael,, I want you to look in the mirror and repeat the following three times a day.

I am a good person..

I have many talents..

I am good looking and doggonnit ,,,people like me...
dumpling dude

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11/06/2010 11:31 PM
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Clapton was born in 1945, so techinically he had to have been just a tad older than 20

I was born March 11 1968 so I would have been concieved around June of 1967 which would make Eric around 22 then.

Cream had been touring PA a lot in the 60's and my Bio mother told me that Eric and Her had dated before I was conceived.

She told me she was very upset because Eric had brought his new girlfriend to the Hospital when I was born, that girl was Alice Ormsby Gore who was the yougest daughter of William David Ormsby Gore, 5th Baron Harlech, A Lord in England, You see William David Ormsby Gore has serious ties into the Illuminati and the Entertainment business and they had already planned on Eric going Solo out of Cream and hooking up with Alice and me and my mother were not part of that plan.

It is known that Eric started dating Alice Ormsby Gore in 1968
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153920



Weird, we have the same birthday only Im a couple years older


hinky
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11/06/2010 11:31 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey ... you sure know how to mess up the tiny bit of reputation you have left (if any) ... you honestly believe this crap story (which you posted several times before btw.) will make more people believe your planes are UFOs ? I doubt that.

Follow Zappas advise and shut up and and play yer guitar ... the only thing you can do pretty well.
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attention whore.. how the fuck do you come up with these lies? im no father of yours and your no son of mine.. if there is a snow balls chance in hell that you are my son then im going to hang myself cause i couldnt live with the shame..
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11/06/2010 11:33 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Daaaunnng. I'm listening.
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11/06/2010 11:34 PM
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You know when we are afriad of sharing our life journey with each other for fear of ridicule and whatnot, then we havve learned very little.

This is what transpired as a result of the medical testing the History Channel had done to me and this was the result.

If you can't believe it and doubt me then that is more telling of your own character.
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Wow that is bizarre that you seem to have inherited the guitar playing in your blood. I know I am reading something on an internet forum but that is trippy!

Are you going to contact him and tell him? He did lose his son when he was three as I remember-a terrible tragedy. Maybe he would be glad to meet you. What kind of blood does your mom have? Does she see ufos?

Whoa! Does Eric Clapton have ufo contact too?


My Mother is 4th Generation Seneca Indian also in PA I believe. She does not see UFO's that I know of.

I have no idea how to contact Eric.

Yes, Eric lost his 3 year old son.

Eric told my mother many things which seem to me Eric is very in touch with higher forces, I can't get into that anymore other than telling you one thing that my Biological mother told me, That is Eric had a Gaurdian from the Illuminati from childhood and this guy was pure Evil and Eric would try and fight back because they would make him take part in rituals and whatnot that he wanted nothing to do with. She said this gaurdian showed her cut mark scars where Eric attacked him with a pocket knife trying to fight back, all I can tell you is it sounded like these Illuminati people made Eric partake in some very "Eyes Wide Shut" movie kinda stuff and he wanted nothing to do with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153920


An Illuminati Guardian! So I guess that person is still around being a Guardian. Wouldn't such a person want to keep track of all Clapton's biological children? Maybe you are the only one or maybe not. Seems you should contact him. Maybe they will arrange it now that you have announced it on the internet.

Your life is a crazy story Michael.
Peace
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11/06/2010 11:36 PM
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Re: Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father
Just in case all your stuff is trolling Mikey ... I mean ALL of it ... than you have my respect ... you even trolled me then, because for now I think you are a complete and utter idiot.

If you are trolling the world, then you are the best troll EVER ... but I fear you really believe in the crap you post all over the internet.

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