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Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?

 
Erectiontrain
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Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Happen to anyone else. 1dunno1
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11/09/2010 06:32 AM
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11/09/2010 06:34 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Lol. I'm talking 3 weeks without sex type of erection. It's wild
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11/09/2010 06:37 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
mmmmmm sounds fun!
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
mmmmmm sounds fun!
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Kind of uncomfortable. Noticeable through my dress slacks
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11/09/2010 06:42 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Maybe you should try punching the clown.

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11/09/2010 06:43 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Such a waste of five hours unless it can be put to good use. You keep confusing your dog by drinking that krap, it will stop working forever. So will your heart.
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Maybe you should try punching the clown.

pennywise
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I just got some Sunday.
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
It means your penis is getting confused about what is real and what is not...its telling you to quit it! The energy shot is stuffing up your penis like Sinex confuses noses that use it too much. You dont need energy shots unless you are actually using a lot of energy...ie constant sport short-term.

Constant sport and steroids causes ball restriction....and possible loss of same....so be very careful dude (dude actually being camels testicles)...isnt that a pip! (In the Night Garden). Stop using cliches..OK I WILL...Stop talking to yourself....OK I...errr
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
An angry inch, does not qualify as raging.
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11/09/2010 06:57 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
An angry inch, does not qualify as raging.
 Quoting: Profit 6

Hahaha angry inch. Gonna have to somehow use that today
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
It means your penis is getting confused about what is real and what is not...its telling you to quit it! The energy shot is stuffing up your penis like Sinex confuses noses that use it too much. You dont need energy shots unless you are actually using a lot of energy...ie constant sport short-term.

Constant sport and steroids causes ball restriction....and possible loss of same....so be very careful dude (dude actually being camels testicles)...isnt that a pip! (In the Night Garden). Stop using cliches..OK I WILL...Stop talking to yourself....OK I...errr
 Quoting: Tracy

Well I work out for about 45 min to an hr then go to work. So I sometimes need a kick
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
An angry inch, does not qualify as raging.

Hahaha angry inch. Gonna have to somehow use that today
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819135


cheers
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
It means your penis is getting confused about what is real and what is not...its telling you to quit it! The energy shot is stuffing up your penis like Sinex confuses noses that use it too much. You dont need energy shots unless you are actually using a lot of energy...ie constant sport short-term.

Constant sport and steroids causes ball restriction....and possible loss of same....so be very careful dude (dude actually being camels testicles)...isnt that a pip! (In the Night Garden). Stop using cliches..OK I WILL...Stop talking to yourself....OK I...errr
 Quoting: Tracy

Well I work out for about 45 min to an hr then go to work. So I sometimes need a kick
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11/09/2010 07:04 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
If you're under 40, stop now before you screw your body up with this 5 hour shit. Not good this erection thing.
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11/09/2010 07:08 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
could be the tyrosine or phenylylynine (which increases PEA)
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11/09/2010 07:14 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
If you're under 40, stop now before you screw your body up with this 5 hour shit. Not good this erection thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 983978

Had me thinking the same. The way you put it made me laugh though
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11/09/2010 07:22 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Happen to anyone else. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Erectiontrain 819135


So, where do you buy them goodies? =)
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Happen to anyone else. 1dunno1


So, where do you buy them goodies? =)
 Quoting: zteppoo

They're literally at every gas station here in the states
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11/09/2010 07:45 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Pics or it didn't happen!
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Someone has a vested interested in more 5hr energy being sold
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Pics or it didn't happen!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 252372

Well I'd have to down another... Idk that could be painful. My god I hope your a woman
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11/09/2010 08:25 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Happen to anyone else. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Erectiontrain 819135

raging? does this mean your penis is mad?
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
I'm assuming it's caused by your heart moving blood around your body faster.
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Maybe you should try punching the clown.

pennywise

I just got some Sunday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819135


Sunday. That was a while ago.
If it doesn't go away - take care of business,
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

:enaid11:
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Because it knows you are spending the week at Grandma's house ?
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11/09/2010 09:01 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
[link to www.5hourenergy.com]

just looking at the ingredients, it could be the high amount of niacin, which is a vasodilator and therefore increases blood flow in your penis.
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11/09/2010 09:20 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
[link to www.5hourenergy.com]

just looking at the ingredients, it could be the high amount of niacin, which is a vasodilator and therefore increases blood flow in your penis.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157945

Ah didn't know that. Thank you
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
[link to files.sharenator.com]
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11/09/2010 09:29 AM
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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Dude,....

Yer supposed to DRINK them,....


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Re: Why do 5 hour energy shots give me raging erection?
Maybe you should try punching the clown.

pennywise

I just got some Sunday.


Sunday. That was a while ago.
If it doesn't go away - take care of business,
 Quoting: Enaid

Eh pretty happy after 3 years I get it consistently 3-4 times a week in one form or another

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