"Missile" Off California Was Another Norway Spiral caused by the Large Hadron Collider

Remember the Norway Spiral with the long contrail looking cloud going off into the distance toward a mountain and taking place mere hours after the Large Hadron Collider succesfully smashed protons at 7 Tev? Remember how the spiral was blamed on a Russian ICBM launch?

The "missile trail" off California appeared mere hours after the Large Hadron Collider smashed Lead ions together at CERN. So the trail was the end result of another wormhole opening up.

The only reason we didn't see the blue/green spiral in the sky is because the sun was still above the horizon.

All the other explanations, including missiles and airplanes, are total B.S.