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I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.

 
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I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband.

He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down.

While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex.

This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say.

Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate.

If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out?
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11/10/2010 05:06 PM
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You reap what you sow.
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11/10/2010 05:09 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
Yes you could and the courts make them do paternity testing anyhow or he may at anytime he wants to, loser.
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11/10/2010 05:09 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
Your story is the stuff of movies.
Reality is different.
After a while, I don't think you could stand looking at the child and not being able to tell him or her that you are the father.

In the end the truth will come out and you will have to pay the price.
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11/10/2010 05:10 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
lmao cry laugh
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11/10/2010 05:11 PM
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If her ex gets the court to order a paternity test, which is almost mandatory in support cases now, the cat would be out of the bag. However, since he is abusive, I say screw him. By the way, your wife gets a free cheat on your sorry ass.
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband.

He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down.

While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex.

This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say.

Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate.

If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out?
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bsflag
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Maybe when your wife finds out and kicks your ass to the curb, you can move in with your sister in law! See, there is a silver lining...

In the immortal words of Maury; OP, you are the Daddy...
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wow your living every mans dream
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11/10/2010 05:12 PM
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Hahah damn, that is some SHIT right there...

You better stop diggin' hole boy, or the hole's gonna collapse!
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11/10/2010 05:12 PM
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Here we go again....


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11/10/2010 05:12 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
Your story is the stuff of movies.
Reality is different.
After a while, I don't think you could stand looking at the child and not being able to tell him or her that you are the father.

In the end the truth will come out and you will have to pay the price.
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That
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11/10/2010 05:14 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
This will never stay hidden, never, you might hope it does, do not bet on it.

If you tapped it once, you'll do it again once she moves in with you and your wife.

Your wife will put 2 and 2 together, give it time.

Here's what you do, claim when you were asleep, you by all intentions thought it was your wife. Telling you in a very soft voice, to keep your eyes closed.

Once the eruption happened, you opened your eyes and fainted.

If this is for real, you're screwed.

What if her husband request a DNA, you say estate, your ex-wife will be saying "MYSTATE".
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11/10/2010 05:14 PM
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BTW, if true, you're both a couple sleazy fraudulent criminals.
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11/10/2010 05:14 PM
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sideways
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11/10/2010 05:15 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
Also, so glad I don't have a sister.
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11/10/2010 05:16 PM
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Picture of the Sis-In-Law or it Didn't Happen


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Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!

Join the Church Of E.D.C.

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11/10/2010 05:17 PM
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I'd some serious praying about this first, asking God to forgive you, then you need to tell your wife and not let the sister-in-law move in. What a mess you got yourself in.

You did wrong, now make it right.
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11/10/2010 05:18 PM
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If her ex gets the court to order a paternity test, which is almost mandatory in support cases now, the cat would be out of the bag. However, since he is abusive, I say screw him. By the way, your wife gets a free cheat on your sorry ass.
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She gets an
All expense paid divorce, more like.
Taz
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11/10/2010 05:19 PM

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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
Your story is the stuff of movies.
Reality is different.
After a while, I don't think you could stand looking at the child and not being able to tell him or her that you are the father.

In the end the truth will come out and you will have to pay the price.


That
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i have never discussed my situation on here and never will. lets just say that I HOPE this is true. and I want to believe that it is. In the end, the kid figures out who daddy is...
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2010 05:21 PM
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It's a fucking lie that a hard dick don't think. You are saying you were raped? Bullshit.
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11/10/2010 05:24 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband.

He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down.

While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex.

This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say.

Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate.

If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out?
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UGH ooohhhh If you were my husband I would beat you into little peices take all your money and furniture and leave you with the skank and the bastard child.
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11/10/2010 05:25 PM
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I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood.
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You should think of a better excuse than this for your wife when TSHTF. No woman would even pretend to believe such crap, unless you make a few million a year, or something. bsflag
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11/10/2010 05:27 PM
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more details on the deed !!!!
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11/10/2010 05:27 PM
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Use to be you had to read this made up shit in Penthouse forum...lol.
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11/10/2010 05:29 PM
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OP it sounds like your only choice is to move to Utah and then convert to being mormon. Then in the words of the wise 2Short...I'm fuckin, two bitches at the same time! clinton no
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11/10/2010 05:31 PM
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Doom!
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11/10/2010 05:31 PM
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Can you get paid some money by going on the Jerry Springer Show? Because this sounds like almost perfect material.
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11/10/2010 05:32 PM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband.

He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down.

While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex.

This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say.

Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate.

If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out?
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Thats America for you!!! WTF!!! Krazy!!!
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11/10/2010 05:32 PM
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Sounds like the OP could care less if his child is sent to abusive lied to dads house on weekends as that will happen also.
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11/10/2010 05:33 PM
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May I be the first to say.......YOU ARE SCUM.
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
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