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I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2010 10:14 PM
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K ASSHOLE! Last year, I found out after 19 years (my daughters b-day) - that the girl I had been paying for for 18 years and I thought WAS my daughter -- Wasn't. And the reason the her mom did it was because I came from a family with means, and she knew the baby would be taken care of by me.

The mom pretty much said - well, you deserve to know - so here is the father, here is the DNA test, this, that, etc. Oh, thanks for taking care of her. Oh, and she (daughter) was informed when she was 16 years old.. thus explaining why my daughter stopped taking my calls, etc around that time - and I rarely seen her he since.

I still feel as though I'm her dad and father.. though, but if FUCKING HURT!

So you two should go fuck yourselves you piece of shit trash!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 509240

I am so sorry to hear your story. You must be in such pain. I can't believe people go this far for greed and irresponsible behavior.

I can't believe that your daughter (who should consider you her dad) knew this and didn't tell you. Maybe she is in pain and in shock too. Have you tried to talk to her?.

As you said, if this story is true, those two are worthless.
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11/10/2010 10:16 PM
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She sounds like scum if this is true. I'm a male and have been sexually assaulted and more. People tell us guys to just suck it up and we liked it.

If your story is true, I hope that bitch burns.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2010 10:19 PM
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oh and your "large estate" is a trailer in a park.


I'M FAT. (20% overweight)

MY WIFE IS FAT. (15% overweight)

MY SISTER-IN-LAW IS FATTER AND IS MISSING SEVERAL TEETH.
25% overweight now - but only 10% overweight before she got pregnant with my kid.



But no, we don't live in a trailer park. Try large farm house on several acres of wooded rolling hills.
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hillbillies?
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2010 10:22 PM
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GOOD GRIEF!!!it's like those babysitter movies and in real life when another woman takes over another woman's life!!!
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maybe his wife will mysteriously die...
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11/10/2010 10:27 PM

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but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood.
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BWAHAHAHA, you fucking wish, loser.

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11/10/2010 10:29 PM
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You reap what you sow.
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THAT'S for damn sure!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/10/2010 10:42 PM
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This will never stay hidden, never, you might hope it does, do not bet on it.

If you tapped it once, you'll do it again once she moves in with you and your wife.

Your wife will put 2 and 2 together, give it time.

Here's what you do, claim when you were asleep, you by all intentions thought it was your wife. Telling you in a very soft voice, to keep your eyes closed.

Once the eruption happened, you opened your eyes and fainted.

If this is for real, you're screwed.

What if her husband request a DNA, you say estate, your ex-wife will be saying "MYSTATE".
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You are right! Sooner or Later the sisters will talk and my wife will give me more hell for not telling her than fucking her siter under the circumstances.

Wish me luck, I've decided to send the kids to gramdma's for the weekend and take my wife out to dinner saturday night. I'll let her order a couple of drinks before we eat and tell her before we leave the joint.

If she flys off the handle, I can always escape into the men's room for 5 or 10 minutes to let her cool down.
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2010 11:00 PM
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Chicks don't get pregnate in the butt.
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11/10/2010 11:08 PM
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I want you to go to the police and charge her with rape.
That is when the story will really get good!
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 02:01 AM
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Keep it a secret from your wife, but dont screw the other hubby. That's just plain bad. Why cant divorce settlements be between friends and out of court? Tough situation, and you are definitely in a conflict of interest,,, ie it's your kid but you dont want to pay because you may be caught? I love the foibles of life.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 02:07 AM
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This should be between your wife and her sister. As you describe it, the sis should be able to get you off the hook as far as your marriage goes. The other idea of keeping it 100% secret and punishing an innocent is very wrong...
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11/11/2010 02:08 AM
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Dont worry about the kids. They are very flexible and will enjoy having a half sibling in law. hehehe Very novel....
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11/11/2010 02:12 AM
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If you have your own kids, guaranteed you will see them at family gatherings. hehehe I love it. If I was your wife I'd give you a pass for fucking my sister,,, you know, if it was with her best intentions in mind...
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11/11/2010 02:13 AM
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I want you to go to the police and charge her with rape.
That is when the story will really get good!
 Quoting: Yee Haw


That is when she'll change her story and claim that I raped her. She will start crying on her siter's shoulders (they are very close) and I will get screwed big time.

They'll both wind up living in my house together will I rot away paying child support to both.

No thank you. I've got to get my wife to hear my side of the story first and let her work things out with her sister. If her sister admits the truth to her about how it happened, I'm out of trouble with my better half.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 02:17 AM
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Dont you want to be a father to the little one? Man up. Good Luck and shower the baby with love.
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11/11/2010 02:24 AM
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I want you to go to the police and charge her with rape.
That is when the story will really get good!


That is when she'll change her story and claim that I raped her. She will start crying on her siter's shoulders (they are very close) and I will get screwed big time.

They'll both wind up living in my house together will I rot away paying child support to both.

No thank you. I've got to get my wife to hear my side of the story first and let her work things out with her sister. If her sister admits the truth to her about how it happened, I'm out of trouble with my better half.
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They're very close except she is a backstabbing POS whore cunt scumbag and so are you. I hope she takes you to the cleaners and literally cripples the traitor with the baseball beating she deserves.

Like I said, so glad I don't have a sister, because it's wrong to brutally murder your sister, and in your case, I would.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 02:28 AM
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And then OP woke up and found his dog riding him in his mother's basement


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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/11/2010 02:39 AM
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Dont you want to be a father to the little one? Man up. Good Luck and shower the baby with love.
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Rodger that. Read my posts above.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 02:43 AM
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If your wife fucked your brother how would you handle your brother's explanation to you?
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11/11/2010 02:44 AM
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Right on. Follow up with that dude... gonna be painful. Take the lumps. If the sisters get along, maybe it will work out.
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 02:46 AM
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It's a problem waiting to happen. If you dont take control of the situation and salvage what you can, you will lose control and could very well lose everything...

Your only saving grace is "the hubby of the sis was an abusive asshole". Better take advantage of that cruel memory within your wife's family before people accuse you of worse...
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11/11/2010 03:03 AM
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The sis will eventually confide the truth to her sis. Where does that leave you? I hope you trust your sis in law to be sympathetic to your side of the story when the shit hits the fan....
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11/11/2010 10:04 AM
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It's a problem waiting to happen. If you dont take control of the situation and salvage what you can, you will lose control and could very well lose everything...

Your only saving grace is "the hubby of the sis was an abusive asshole". Better take advantage of that cruel memory within your wife's family before people accuse you of worse...
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11/11/2010 10:06 AM
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yawn yawn yawn yawn bsflag bsflag bsflag
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 10:09 AM
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It's a fucking lie that a hard dick don't think. You are saying you were raped? Bullshit.
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rofl moshpit
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 10:21 AM
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so let me get this straight, she is buying "dippers" with your money?

that fucking gold digging slut and her dipper addiction.
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11/11/2010 10:24 AM
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One: Never shit where you eat !
Two: You are in a world of shit !!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/11/2010 10:26 AM
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CONGRADULATIONS UNCLE DAD....


nothing like killing two birds with one stone...

also bull shit yu fell alseep and you woke up and she was on you...

first off your a fuccktard... hope your wife take you for everthing she can get... she will like having half you pension and half the house...

you are a real winner... hope your wife gets your balls in the divorce...

as for the slut in law she will get wat is coming... a little bastard that will reminder her what she did to her sister every day adn the one person that would help her she stabbed in the back... the kids eyes will reminder everyday what a stupid fuck she is..
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11/11/2010 10:27 AM
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Re: I knocked up my sister-in-law and she wants me keep it a secret.
I want you to go to the police and charge her with rape.
That is when the story will really get good!


That is when she'll change her story and claim that I raped her. She will start crying on her siter's shoulders (they are very close) and I will get screwed big time.

They'll both wind up living in my house together will I rot away paying child support to both.

No thank you. I've got to get my wife to hear my side of the story first and let her work things out with her sister. If her sister admits the truth to her about how it happened, I'm out of trouble with my better half.
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got a tape recorder? secretlt tape a conversation w/ the SIl about why she did what she did to you..it may help smooth things over w/ the wife..AND..Next time..learn how to say NO!
I Want To Know It All

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11/11/2010 10:29 AM
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My sister-in-law is in the process of going through a nasty divorse from her very abusive husband.

He beat her up during labor day weekend '09, so my wife let her stay in our extra bedroom for a few days while things cooled down.

While my wife was at work, her sister cryed on my shoulders and one thing let to another. Yea, yea, I know that I'm an ass for letting my dick slip, but I fell asleep on the couch watching T.V. and woke up with her riding my manhood. I should have tossed her off me right then and there, but was unable to. Moments later I ejaculated hard. It was the only time we ever had sex.

This past July, my sister-in-law told me that she believed that the child was mine and wanted me to pay her a few hundred a month to help her make ends meet. I demanded a dna test and paid for it. The results prove that the child is mine. No one exept her and I know that we had sex and that the child is mine. Not wanting her to tell my wife, I started paying her the money she was asking for. She is using that money to pay for formula and dipers, so I'm not really upset about the situation per say.

Her soon to be x-husband believes that the child is his and is facing a judge slapping him with a support order. My sister-in-law says that we can keep it a secret and screw him for the next 18 years. They are losing their home to foreclosure and my wife already told her that she can come live with us in our large estate.

If I do nothing, knowing what I know, and let the legal system take child support from my sister-in-law's husband, does anyone know if I could get into legal trouble if it ever came out?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157514

Dude...Lizards have enough of a brain to eat...survive...and make baby lizards.

You are somewhat below that.

I can tell you have about 6 brain cells whirring around your brain stem to control breathing so you should be ok...

As to the bastard child your making and seem proud of.

Don't worry. OBAMACARE will take care of IT.

You sir are why men are called pigs

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