The Children of Jesus Christ! Photographic Evidence!

Your avatar is gay. Your link doesnt work. FAIL FAIL FAIL

No, you are gay.

And the link is working - for now...

Your avatar IS GAY idiot retarded attention seeking dork

YEA DUDE. You look like a queer for sure....

And i love Jesus.

I'll say it too. You're avatar is fucking queer.

Semen could not survive that long.

(Unless you put them in a freezer. I doubt the shroud has ever been refrigerated in the last 2000 years.)

Nice avatar jerk off.

Stop hating all you friggin fags. That's like the coolest avatar I've ever seen.

BTW, OP.............can I pop u up the ass?

Wow, nice avatar! Now, suck my cock, bitch!

Another Turbo-Mo.

Correction - normal semen could not survive that long however, we are dealing with the semen of the Son of God.

For instance, at the time I was researching all this, some Israeli scientists successfully rehydrated the seed of an extinct Palm Tree and planeted it and it actually started growing.

[link to www.geneticarchaeology.com]

Hence, in theory, the rehydration process itself would be successful - what would be in question would be if the seed would successfully reanimate after rehydration.

The vido proves they did and, in the process, proves Y'shua is the Son of God which the shills don't want anyone to believe cause they want everyone to burn in hell with them.

Why are you christians so obessed with Jesus' cum?

What if someone else jerked off on cloth?

The same judgment you judge others with, you are guilty of yourself...

It's not the burial cloth of Jesus. If it had been, the face would appear distorted when the sheet is flattened out because burial shrouds were wrapped around the head of the corpse in biblical times.

It is a photographic image. That's why the negative looks more like a face. The image of a corpse was projected through a camera obscura onto a linen sheet bought back by a pilgrim from the Holy Land and soaked in a photo-sensitive chemical like silver nitrate. The fainter image on the back of the sheet discovered by an Italian physicist a few years ago was the trial run.

The image on the Shroud is distorted and you must stand in a precise spot in order to see the image undistorted. All of the photographs that are taken are done so from this spot.

The fact that the image is distorted in this manner actually proves that it was formed via the instrumentality of light of some kind or another.

Light that had to have originated from inside the victim...

It is quite a Gay Avatar though,Are you a butter side down kinda guy OP? Ok if you are! No Offence an all....

Actually, you prove your own sexual orientation - I don't even know what the fuck you are talking about.

"The same judgment you judge others with, you are guilty of yourself..."

Are you telling me that Jesus jerks off

I didnt think that was allowed

or is Jesus the only one allowed to do it

Is it ok if you scream the name "Jesus" or "Oh my God" while you do it tho'

No - but apparently you do.

Crucifixion leads to Asphyxiation which leads to Oxegen depletion of the Brain which leads to sexual arousal - this is a scientific fact and is what Paul is referring to as the "Shame of the Cross."

Hence a seminal discharge would have resulted from the physical trauma of crucifixion.

TOTAL FAG YOU ARE. Now, go suck a dick ya queerass closeted fake christian

"The same judgment you judge others with you are guilty of yourself..."

If you are not added anything of importance to the subject of the thread, you are then trolling which is what little shills do.

OP is either a frustrated gay man OR a 350 lb woman....i hope its the latter....